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Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode “buffering” for copious amounts of time, to say the least. So whatever I missed, [...]

Finally a redhead that I don’t want to kill on the show.  “Tell me O’ Muse, from whatsoever source you may know them.” We’re in a house. Fk. It’s Juliette’s house and she’s staring at the cat scratches on her hand. She says to herself “I’m not going to a doctor for a cat scratch.” [...]

Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces Leah, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Jenelle and we get to see a video montage of the season. [...]

This is going to be pictureless. Which I completely understand will mean that a lot less people will read it… but I can give you a ton of excuses, or you can just assume that anything excuse I give would probably be a lie. The truth is that I’m a specially trained FBI analyst and [...]

It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her life and accomplish nothing. It’s disgusting to see Leah make everything about her. Speaking of which, Leah’s mom and [...]

“The demon came home, and he declared that the air was not clear. I smell the flesh of man.” Open with lady taking pics of hot and steamy rocks… make that a video… or she’s talking to herself as she describes the volcanic rocks… she uses a lot of rock words that I don’t understand, [...]

Here’s a short list of the things the Teen Mom 2 ladies are stressed out about this week: 1. Jenelle – Rent2. Jenelle – Drugs3. Kieffer – Drugs4. Chelsea – Renting a bouncy castle5. Leah – One load of laundry6. Kailyn – Telling Slo Jo she’s getting married and moving (I didn’t say they weren’t [...]

Just a note that last Friday’s Grimm was preempted by the kick-ass work of all the law enforcement groups that took care of Boston. Although I would have loved to see Sgt. Wu work his magic there too. It will be played this coming Friday, instead.  I was going to recap the capture of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, [...]

To paraphrase Itchy this week, the Gasmii have been on Fi-YAh.  What fun, and if you haven’t been watching Nads’ Monday Winners and Nominations, you are missing it. Vote for your faves with the like button on our facebook page.  The Gasm are good to be around.  We snark together, we laugh together, and we even [...]

Well, it was a fun-filled week in Teen Mom current events. Farrah managed to literally whore herself out. Gary Head went to jail. Jenelle saved Jace’s life. And Leah managed to stay married.  But that’s the real world… let’s go back a few months to see the MTV version of the real world a little [...]

Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam and Kailyn calls and leaves him a good luck message. She tosses in “your family is counting on you” for a little extra incentive. An hour later he calls Kailyn and tells her that [...]

I really liked this episode. Hopefully my recap will live up to it, because it’s one where it may have been more interesting to watch, than it will be to read about. We start “Six Months Ago” and a husband and wife are getting ready for a formal evening out, but the husband is screaming [...]

Okay, sorry about that… I totally suck… but here’s Hour 2… And it doesn’t disappoint. (Full disclosure: I may not have proofed this very well and while I am anti-spousal abuse, I do NOT feel bad for Jenelle.) Leah is moved into her new house with her new husband. Megan stops over to watch her [...]

Okay, since we have two hours, I’m going to have to keep things short. But it’s so hard with so much crap going on… I will have the second episode tomorrow… and I haven’t watched it yet… so don’t ruin it for me. (It’s all I have going on tomorrow.) Jenelle and Gary are madly [...]

“Then he seized his left foot with both hands in such a fury that he split in two.” Opening scene is an old copy of Alice in Wonderland being opened and the title page being ripped out. Then we’re at a launch party for Black Forest 2. A lot of young people are dancing while [...]

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her before and after. Kieffer texted that he was on his way back, and Gary says he better stay away. Jenelle might still be on her “pain medication”. Gary had these two white boxes of something [...]

This quote is from The Book of Doppelgangers… and from what I can gather, the book has nothing to do with the storyline in this week’s episode. A cool old car pulls up to a church. Inside the car, the driver seems to be having a headache. He walks into a group meeting where a [...]

I’m going to start out with a list of things that I liked and hated about the show: 1. Leah’s mascara – Hate. 2. Leah’s nails and their constant change from scene to scene – Hate. 3. Kailyn’s subtle mascara – Love. 4. Kailyn’s natural nails – Love. 5. Chelsea’s hair, clothes, shoes, voice – [...]

“So the animals debated how they might drive the robbers out, and at last settled on an idea.” Some of these quotes are getting way to heady for me. I used to recognize them, at least vaguely… now I have to Google them and still don’t understand them. Still at the apothecary, Nick isn’t awake yet [...]

Two freaking hours!

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber Megan is the all-being, all-knowing Teen Mom Mascot. Jenelle is glad to be off probation and hasn’t seen her mom or Jace in a while. She and Kieffer are at home and Kieffer is drinking [...]

Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right?  We knew her when… Much has been made of how REVENGE has gone off the rails this season – has lost the thread, forgotten the purpose, abandoned the raison d’etre, for cryin’ out loud! And [...]

So who besides me has missed this poor excuse of an actress? It’s been a while, so if you have forgotten where we are, please scan over some of the past few recaps. Basically, Juliette is a snore but Renard loves her. Hank is finally in on the secret. Rosalee is sitting vigil with her dying [...]

I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I know I was slow in writing this, but my daughter and her boyfriend were home from college for the week, so I got to play Spring Break with them. This week Abby takes fashion tips [...]

Who’s on first? What’s on second? I don’t know. Third base. But these ladies have all gone a lot further than third base. On first in Kailyn, and I will say that her story line is a total snooze-fest. It’s painful to watch her interact with a random Megan to talk about seeing Slo Jo [...]

I am filling in for SnoopK8 for a couple weeks… Please be patient if I mess up names… I’ve been watching the show for years, but now realize how little attention I pay to some of the details. Broadway Baby passed away and Abby is an ugly crier. She explains to the girls that she [...]

Finally a fairly fun episode from the Teen Moms. And by fun, I mean dysfunctional. There wasn’t a slacker among them. Each girl did something uniquely depressing (read, funny) and kept me entertained. Okay, maybe not Kailyn, but she did appear to get some sun. So, let’s start, my friends… We start out with Kailyn [...]

The Season Premier of Teen Mom 2, Season 4 didn’t bring us too much in the way of new info. It was more of a rehashing of last year and playing out what we saw on the Check-Up Show with Dr. Drew. First up we have Chelsea and Aubree eating pizza, when a new friend [...]

It’s time for the Teen Mom 2 cast to check in with Dr. Drew. As if they weren’t screwing up their lives enough on their own, now they have Dr. Drew around to give them even more stupid advice. Hey Dr. Douche, How’s that Celeb Rehab show working out? We quickly start in a montage [...]

 Dr. Drew is back to instill some wisdom in the ladies, and gents, from Teen Mom 2. Chelsea and Adam had unprotected sex as recently as a week ago. GED. Adam. Randy. Bad. Spray. Tan. Dr. Drew 0 – Teen Mom 1 Jenelle’s up next. Her two front teeth look like gerbil teeth. Ke$ha. Weed. [...]

We are at the Season Finale of Cheer Perfection. I can’t believe the 8 weeks are already over. The Youth Silver Team is practicing for the competition in Columbus, Ohio next week. If they make it in the top three, they will get a bid for U.S. Finals. No one thinks the team is ready. [...]

We made it to the end… of Season 3. Sadly, some of the ladies should be back on 16 and Pregnant. Let’s dive right in… Jeremy is still out of town, making his way home for the weekend, when Leah decides it’s best for her to call him while he’s driving to tell him that [...]

It’s virtually impossible to do a minicap for over 3 hours of Teen Mom 2. So I have decided to just keep working on the full recap of all 3 hours.  Be patient with me and I will do my best to finish up soon.  GED results, paternity test results, IUD stories, and a video [...]

We start out with memories of the big wins for the Fab 5 last weekend in Chicago. This week they start at practice to work towards getting to Nationals in Ohio. They are going to have a big dress rehearsal at the end of the week. But before we start, thanks to @April, every time [...]

Since I’m so late, I haven’t really proofed this too well, so please excuse any typos… or  point them out… whatever works. Leah and Jeremy do the twin-swap with Corey in the parking lot like always. Jeremy is taking Leah away for the weekend and she says he has no idea how much she needs [...]

This episode was actually fun for me. After what’s been a pretty lousy week, it was so fun to see the Senior Gray Team. Those dads ROCKED!!! Some of the moms did too… some of them just needed to shut up.  Also, Cassadee and Cambree fight like sisters do. They are competitive, but sheesh, they’re [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… I lose my lunch over the moronic behavior of 20 year old girls… and…  Leah and Jeremy rent a cabin to get away from it all. Chelsea is moving and talking about her GED. She calls Adam and asks if he can keep Aubree while she studies. Kailyn goes [...]

We pick up at Michelle’s birthday party. Shannon is still yelling at Ann. Andrea is still drinking. Andrea’s husband is doing the same.  A-A-A-A-CCCHHHHOOOO!!!  Um, can we get a moist towelette?  Can we get another round? Ann tells everyone that she doesn’t care that she’s a btch. She thinks all they do is think about [...]

This week on Cheer Perfection… Alisha cries because the moms are crazy. Shannon has the audacity to have Ann’s name in her mouth. Torrann doesn’t make the Fab 5 and Ann loses her marbles. RD’s soul patch seems thicker and curlier. Alana has to practice her handspring on a bathmat. Andrea becomes the Parent President. Michelle was [...]

We’re back… let’s see what these lovely ladies have been up to since last week. But more importantly, many thanks to Gamsii @S-Natch for properly renaming Randiculous Houska, “Daddy Houskabucks”! **bowing head for a moment of silence** Kailyn is back at Slo Jo’s house to drop off Isaac and she said she realizes that it’s [...]