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ABOUT 24

24 follows Jack Bauer as he and the ficitonal government agency CTU battle terrorists plotting against the US. The action takes place in real-time.

NETWORK:
FOX

SEASONS:
5

PREMIERE DATE
Fall 2001

STATUS
Now playing

CURRENT TIME SLOT
Mondays 8PM EST

BIGGEST MOMENTS

1. 1. Edgar dies when CTU is contaminated by the VX nerve gas.

2. President Palmer is assassinated.

3. President Logan reveals he is the mastermind.

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August 21, 2007

Janeane Garofalo joins 24

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Fox's 24 continues to go for brains over beauty in the female costar department, as it pumps up the cast in its new, re-written, "green" seventh season with comedian, butterball and leftist chatterbox Janeane Garofalo.

The little wisecracker will play a government agent on the team investigating the crisis surrounding Jack Bauer and crew. And though the politically-loud Janeane may have a clash or two with 24's producers, who are perceived to be among the most conservative in Hollywood, she'll fit right in alongside fellow plain Jane alt-comic Mary Lynn Rajskub, with whom she is sometimes confused-- and by whom she was replaced on The Larry Sanders Show back in the Nineties.

The big difference between the two? You'd never see a picture of Janeane getting a slobbering mouthkiss from Rush Limbaugh, as did Mary Lynn in a real-life episode she's still explaining away.

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July 22, 2007

'24' gets a lesbian president

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Fox's 24 gave the United States its first African American president with Dennis Haysbert. Now it's about to give us the first female president.

Broadway actress Cherry Jones will play President Allison Taylor when the show about the exploits of counterterrorism agent Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) returns for its seventh season-- and day-- in January.

In real life, Cherry is one of Broadway's leading and most outspoken lesbians. Her girlfriend is Sarah Paulsen, who played the dreary unconvincing comedienne hetero love interest on Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip.

Female president? Played by leading lesbian? With 24 creator Joel Surnow one of Hollywood's leading and most outspoken conservatives, is this a dig at Hillary Clinton or what?

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July 10, 2007

Keifer reveals Jack Bauer's future

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When the clock starts ticking in January for Season 7-- make that Day 7-- of 24, it looks like Jack Bauer will be an independent contractor.

"Bauer will be his own boss, at the end of the sixth season he's tired, disillusioned with the government and doesn't want to have anything more to do with the presidency," Keifer Sutherland reveals. "He's going to be on his own."

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May 27, 2007

Newsflash: Jack's Life Still Really REALLY Hard

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Well, here we are. A mostly unsatisfying end to a mostly shitty season. What else can you say? The Lost finale schooled you, 24. It schooled you good.

That's not to say there was a shortage of hijinks. But the hijinkry just wasn't as, oh I don't know, as groin-grabbingly amazing as it has been in seasons past. God, remember Nina? Still, for my money, the best television twist ever. I'm still vomiting in angst and disgust over that one.

Sigh. Fine, back to Grandpa. He's at it again. (By the by, this week's intro went a little something like this: "The following takes place between 4 am...pause...pause...go grab a sandwich or something folks...pause...pause...and 5 am.") So Josh and Mike "I eat Play-Dough" Doyle are in a helicopter. It's awkward. I keep waiting for Mike to turn around, all fatherly like, and say something like "You know, Josh, I hear China's pretty cool!" But instead Ricky Schroeder puts on his Acting Face, and tells Josh what's going on - that they're going to pretend to transfer him over in order to get the component. He shoots a tracking device into Josh's arm (goodbye Josh's arm) and promises him that they'll get him back (goodbye Josh).

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May 16, 2007

Confused and Disoriented Grandpa Escapes From Nursing Home, Flees To China

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In the never-ending saga of Things Going Horribly Wrong With My House, I came home yesterday to find that the screen door previously attached to the front of my dwelling has mysteriously gone missing. Now, there has been caution tape set up around the perimeter of the front porch for about a week now, though I have been hard-pressed to find out any reason why this should be. Or who put it there. I simply thought that a grisly murder had been committed right outside my room, but now it looks like the answer is slightly more complicated. Also, there was a gas leak scare last night. Furthermore, this morning I awoke to find that the ceiling in my bathroom is leaking a mysterious orange substance. In conclusion, I think it's safe to say that my problems far outweigh any of the situations developing on 24.

So Milo was shot in the head last week. We begin this episode (after a paltry two minute and fifteen second recap) with Morris covering the body, which for some reason sends me into hysterics. I don't know why it strikes me as funny, it just does. My viewing companions give me horrified looks. I shrug and wipe away a laughter tear or two. Moving on. Asian Mike tells his men to take Josh back into the tunnel. Marilyn pitches a fit and Jack tries to calm her down until someone kicks him in the ribs. Jack's ribs have really taken a beating today. By my count he's broken a total of 35.

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August 21, 2007:Janeane Garofalo joins 24
July 22, 2007:'24' gets a lesbian president
July 10, 2007:Keifer reveals Jack Bauer's future
May 27, 2007:Newsflash: Jack's Life Still Really REALLY Hard
May 16, 2007:Confused and Disoriented Grandpa Escapes From Nursing Home, Flees To China
May 10, 2007:Give The Chinese An Inch, And They'll Take A Milo
May 5, 2007:Old Heller
April 30, 2007:A new day in store for '24'
April 25, 2007:Sheep Go To Heaven, Scapegoats Go To Hell
April 20, 2007:Insane in the Wayne Brain
April 11, 2007:Quit Yanking My Chain, TERRORISM
April 7, 2007:I'd Give My Right Arm For A Decent Terrorist Attack!
April 3, 2007:Jack Bauer Never Goes In alone. . .
March 27, 2007:Best Coma-Over Ever
March 23, 2007:Oh, The Ineptitude!
March 14, 2007:Crazy's Back In Town!!
March 8, 2007:Recap: 24: Pros and Consulates
March 5, 2007:Agent Pierce Defends Chips With His Life
:Recap: Assassination Plots and the Palmers -- The Love Affair Continues
February 25, 2007:Recap: 24: Daddy Issues
February 16, 2007:24 b4 24 : The Remix
February 15, 2007:Recap: 24: Twice The 24, Twice The Terror!
February 8, 2007:Satisfy Your Chloe-Stalking Needs of The Day
February 6, 2007:Recap: 24: That'll Do, Jack
January 30, 2007:Recap: 24: This Might Be A Good Time For Family Counseling
January 23, 2007:Recap: 24: Family Matters
January 22, 2007:Jacktracker, TrumpStalker, HillsStalker Updates!
January 18, 2007:After 24 B4 24
:Recap: 24: It Was the Best of Times, It was the...No, Actually It Was Just the Worst of Times
January 16, 2007:Jack Bauer doll delayed by star's torture
:'24' premiere already out on DVD
January 15, 2007:Recap: 24: Jack is Back to Take a Bite Out of Crime
January 11, 2007:TVgasm Presents: The 24 Before 24!!
January 10, 2007:?????????
January 4, 2007:Jacktracker Season 6 - A New Flack To Track Jack's Back
December 20, 2006:'24th' is a Kiefer kind of Christmas Eve
December 4, 2006:Why is Ricky Schroder joining '24'?
October 9, 2006:A History Lesson From Robocop
September 14, 2006:He Will Be His Father Figure
June 28, 2006:Chloe Does the Walk of Shame
June 8, 2006:Set A Hard Perimeter At The Movie Theater: 24's Coming To The Big Screen!
May 23, 2006:Payback's A Bitch
May 16, 2006:We All Kill In A Yellow Submarine
May 9, 2006:Only a Pussy Would Take His Own Life
May 2, 2006:Tapes On A Plane
April 25, 2006:Hey Jack: The Plane! The Plane!
April 24, 2006:Random Still Frame of the Day
:Take Jack's Breath Away
April 21, 2006:Worst Episode of 24 EVER!
April 18, 2006:Tale of the Tape
April 11, 2006:The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Shooting
April 4, 2006:All About Evelyn
March 28, 2006:Flames? Jack's Gonna Live Forever!
March 20, 2006:Love's A Bitch
March 14, 2006:Talk About Bad Gas...
March 9, 2006:Going Out In Stiles
March 7, 2006:Last Man Standing
February 28, 2006:Chump Don't Want No Help, Chump Don't Get No Help.
February 21, 2006:With Friends Like These, Who Needs Terrorists?
February 14, 2006:What about the CHILDREN???
February 7, 2006:Post Traumatic Sex Disorder
January 31, 2006:Eye for an Eye
January 24, 2006:As the CTU Turns
January 17, 2006:So... Does This Mean No Curbside Check-In?
January 16, 2006:Relax, He's Really Good at This
January 13, 2006:Jack's Back
December 23, 2005:Kim Returns to 24!
September 2, 2005:The Following Marathon Takes Place Between Sunday and Monday
August 19, 2005:One More Hard Perimeter for Old Time's Sake
May 24, 2005:One Long Day
May 17, 2005:Richard Heller's Fatal Attraction
May 10, 2005:Big Trouble In Little China
May 3, 2005:Shock to the Heart, and Jack's to Blame
April 27, 2005:President Palmer Pulls The Swoop and Squat
April 19, 2005:President Pussy's First Hour in Office
April 12, 2005:Monday Night Football
April 11, 2005:Why Do These Orange County Folk Look So Familiar?
April 5, 2005:Los Angeles, We Have A Problem
March 30, 2005:About A Boy
March 22, 2005:Dina and Jack Try Some Deep Cover
March 15, 2005:Assault on Episode 13
March 8, 2005:And Now It's Time For a Breakdown
March 1, 2005:Torture For Everyone! Yay!
February 22, 2005:Don't Mess With My Man
February 15, 2005:Love Is In The Air (and Radiation Too)
February 8, 2005:Women and Children First
February 1, 2005:That's What Friends Are For
January 25, 2005:Worst Webcast EVER
January 18, 2005:You Dropped the Bomb On Me
January 11, 2005:Calm Like a Bomb
January 10, 2005:Desperate Terrorist Housewives
January 3, 2005:24 Season Premiere: Delightfully Kim Free
July 19, 2004:And Now For Something Completely Different
May 31, 2004:Killing Me Softly
May 25, 2004:Somebody Give Chase a Hand
:Don't Worry, I've Got Another One Just Like It
May 24, 2004:So much for the new TVgasm 24 banner...
May 18, 2004:Light A Candle for Your One and Only
:Oh Sherry, Our Love - Holds On, Holds On