Relax, He's Really Good at This - 
by J-Unit
That's right, CTU was called on the case, and whenever CTU has to find somebody, you know what that means! HARD PERIMETER! The time is 7:06 AM when we get our first hard perimeter, which means our first failed hard perimeter will be around 7:08 AM. In the CTU offices, it looks like some of our favorites are still around. There is Edgar, still packin' a lisp, and there is Curtis, and I bet his friends call him Superfly. It's time for an Interagency Protocol Level 5, which means nothing to me, but I bet that means our Homeland Security threat level is somewhere around "Awwww shit!" Bill Buchanan is still there, and he warns the president to call of the treaty, but the Logan is not having any of it. It took too much work to get the Russians here and the press is waiting. All of this "national security" and "lives of the American people" bull is going to have to wait.
Chloe looks so happy after a night of good sex.
OK, so we have Curtis, we have Edgar; I am sure you are all wondering about Chloe. Well, Chloe still works with CTU, and my dream of her having little babies with Edgar is just a dream. I know this because Chloe was in bed with another guy when she wakes up in the morning. I have to say that seeing Chloe in nothing but panties and a tank top, not to mention seeing she has a tattoo) might have been more shocking than seeing a bullet go through Palmer's neck. When she wakes up, Chloe seems to be having some regrets. It turns out that Spencer, the guy she slept with, not only works with her at CTU, but also is one of the people that she manages. If you think that perhaps the afterglow of her tender moment may have made Chloe a little smoother around the edges, you should be happy to know that it hasn't. When Spencer tries to convince Chloe that he had a great time, and starts nibbling a little on her shoulder, she says that she read that some girls are turned on by arrogance, but she is not one of them, and she sends him on his way.
Chloe got a call to go into CTU, and so did Tony and Michelle. They are now married and seem to be enjoying the suburban life, which involves a business what has nothing to do with terrorists. Although they are retired, level 5 interagency means that they should report in. Tony wants to help, but he wants to stick with his new life. He is about to let Michelle leave while he goes to a business meeting, but at the last moment decides to follow her out, and lucky for him, because a car bomb exploded while Michelle was in there, killing her. It was too bad because it looked like she had a hairstyle I could live with this year. As he holds her listless body in his hands, a secondary explosion completely engulfs him in flames. I wasn't ready for that one either.
Love is burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring.
By this time, the news of Palmer's death has reached the news, and all of the cable channels have complete coverage of his death. Because nobody even knows he is alive, this is how Jack gets the news of his friend. He loses his composure a little bit, and looks like he wants to cry, but I am not sure if he is crying about Palmer or his shitty apartment. Chloe had a nice loft, but Jack is living in a much humbler settling. He hears a knock on the door, and at first he thinks that somebody has found him, but it turns out that it is his girlfriend, or we assume it is his girlfriend, because she offers to make him breakfast, and he goes to her apartment to eat.
Obviously Jack had to tell a bunch of lies to the people around him, and this woman, who is sort of a low-rent Rene Russo, has a inquisitive teenage son. He doesn't believe a lot of what Jack used to say, and to show his displeasure with his mom, he leaves the breakfast table. I can tell that Derrick is going to really suck this entire season. Hey, your mom is doing the best she can, so why be such a whiny bitch? I bet he leaves the toilet seat up when he uses the bathroom as well. Jerk. Derrick's mom, Diane, doesn't really seem to mind, and she apologizes to "Frank" for what her son had to say. She gives the whole "if you wanted me to know about your past, you would have told me" spiel, and right on cue, Jack gets a call. It's Chloe, and she's in trouble.
After Edgar learned about Tony and Michelle, he put a call into Chloe. I'm sure he probably calls her and hangs up before she can answer, being too scared to ask her to dinner or a LAN party, but this time he has to speak to her. He warns her about the car bomb, which makes Chloe pause and look around. There's a guy in a strange white van that follows her. She runs into a mall, and is able to avoid him, but she's scared and decides to call Jack. At first I couldn't put together who would want Michelle and Tony dead along with the President Palmer, but Chloe spelled it all out for me. Everybody involved knew that Jack was alive, and his life might be in danger as well. That's all that Chloe had to say. He goes to his room, picks up a bag of goodies, and puts on his official Aviator Glasses of Badness. If these people want to play, Jack has NO PROBLEM joining the party.
Previous page | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 Next Page... ( Comments ) | Discuss In Our Forums