Even Chloe noticed that Miles was being a douchebag, and so she asked Shari what the deal between the two of them was. We learned that it all started two years ago when they were working in the San Francisco office. Ha! I bet Miles loved working in the San Francisco office; he probably even volunteered for a little "deep cover" work. Then again, maybe I should stop making assumptions about Miles, because the reason why he and Shari had a beef was because Shari had filed a sexual harassment complaint against him. Now perhaps Miles started off grabbing her ass in the copy room so people would stop wondering why he brought a guy with him to all of their weddings and bar mitzvahs, but it got progressively worse. He got a warning, but they didn't have enough evidence to make it stick. Chloe had been listening, but was already bored with the details, and so when Shari said "I better not make any mistakes", Chloe brushed her off with a "Yeah?" in such a way as to let Shari know she wasn't interested in any more of her drama.

As I said before, Karen Hayes wanted to push Audrey harder, so she had security escort her to a different holding cell. Did anybody else notice the new uniforms for the CTU guards? I guess they couldn't find any government agency that had left over read shirts, so they decided to go with that confidence inspiring white on top of black ensemble of the TSA that inspires so much confidence in all of us travelers. I'm just sure they'll do a GREAT job at protecting CTU. Jack sees that Audrey is being moved and attempts to take them out, but Burke has a stun gun ready for Jack. With Jack unconscious for a minute, they are able to move Audrey without any problems. BTW, no need to worry about Jack being hit by the stun gun. He has faked his own death so many times, it must seem as natural to him as a pacemaker by now.

We haven't heard much from Christopher Henderson, and we aren't quite sure where he is, but he is in his car, which probably means that he has been driving for a long time, since we last saw him killing Tony about 90 minutes ago. Los Angeles County is pretty big, so you would think that he would have run into a checkpoint between then and now, but apparently he's been lucky. Henderson gets a call from Brennan, and it looks like Henderson is using the same cell phone he had at the beginning of the episode, which makes me wonder if anybody at CTU even cares that he has escaped. Wouldn't somebody have traced a cell phone or two? I guess with no Edgar, they don't have all of the sockets they would need to intercept that all-important NSA chatter to hunt down Henderson.

Like I said, Henderson got a call from a call named Brennan, who was one of the people who ran Wayne Palmer off of the road. Right after Henderson finishes talking to Brennan, we cut to the Presidential Ranch where Aaron has been waiting for Wayne Palmer. When he hears that Wayne made it to the checkpoint, but not to the compound, he decides to look for Wayne himself. Uh oh. You know that if Aaron left the compound either Wayne or Aaron is coming back in a body bag. Aaron makes it out to where he saw Wayne's car go off the road? What's that? He never saw Wayne's car go off the road? Well, let's pretend that he did. When he finds Wayne, somehow Wayne has taken one of the assault rifles from the people that were chasing him. I thought it was pretty strange, but Aaron didn't wait around for any answers, and they made their way back to the road.

On their way back, they are ambushed, and what looks to be a rocket propelled grenade lands nearby. Wayne is injured badly, but Aaron is able to speed off down the road. Now would probably have been a good time for Wayne to start telling Aaron what he knows, but he'll probably make us wait until he comes out of a coma before we get any more information.

Although I thought that Chloe didn't want to be bothered by what was going on with Shari, she couldn't help but notice that Miles was really giving her a hard time. I am not sure what Miles was upset about, but he went over to Shari's station and inserted his access card into the slot in the most masculine way possible. He was probably upset about having to giveaway tickets to see Cher at the Staples Center, so he decides to take it all out on Shari, saying that she used an improper protocol on the matrixes. When Shari says the protocol checks out, Miles says "only if you have authority", and who was there to give authority? None other than Chloe, who covers for Shari. Miles doesn't believe it, but he can't really do anything, so he removes his access card and returns back to his station, where he'll probably check StubHub to see if he can still get tickets for Madonna or Streisand.

Posted by J-Unit on March 28, 2006 1:19 PM