Amen.

I was driving through some small town in TN a couple of weeks ago when I saw a billboard that said "If Jesus is your co-pilot, switch seats"
Words to the wise?
The misuse of the comma is the part that bugs me the most...

I turned this show on just in time to see the computer printout, stuffed in plastic cover, scotch taped to the door "Models for Christ". And I knew I just had to watch. I was not let down.

Am I the only one who finds Vinci's face sucked in, big teeth laugh really unattractive?

Thanks for the recap, EdHill. Too many laughs for one comment. I'll have to watch this thing next time. Looking forward to the inevitable downfall of Vinci. I want a WWJDIHBS bumper sticker! If for nothing else it than would confuse the life out of people as to what the letters stand for.

"You see, every time a model is sad, god kills a puppy. It’s a scientific fact."
haha, perfect. made my day.
http://www.modelsforchrist.com
^ alleluia

Thanks for the recap, man...

This second episode only further established the fact that male models have the best lives ever.

Brilliant recap.

I loved that the sign for Models with Christ actually read "Model's For Christ." How about "Model's" for ENGLISH.

And why is Irene Marie so transfixing. First you start off staring at her waxen features, and then her soothing voice lulls you into a deep state of relaxation. I swear, she must run some evil hypnosis ring. Maybe she puts people in trances so that she can harvest their skin for her replenishment.

Dammit B-Side, I was about to make the SAME EXACT joke about the misuse of the apostrophe on that sign, having just watched the show.

But I was also going to get a dig in on EdHill and how HE'S so bad about possessives that it's funny he missed it.

Oh well.

why can't models go to regular church?

i mean is the more to life than being really really ridiciously good-looking?

I guess Models for Christ is really hot right now.

Irene Marie really reminds me of Pete Burns of Dead or Alive fame or more recently Big Brother. http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1209746,00.html

seriously - uncanny.

i must make my own grammatical correct. edhill, it's chuck e. cheese. sorry, that always bugs me. i know, i'm a dork.

So ... Britt's married to her father, and not even Christ can give her an orgasm?

I love this show. Vinci's been the first person on reality t.v. whom I've truly wanted to kill in a very long time. I'd like to see him fired if only to see him give the same attitude to the owner of the Burger King at which he'll be working. I do, however, share his definition of "morning."

I keep expecting Irene Marie to peel off her face, let out a piercing horror movie scream, and chase someone around the room.

Great stuff!

I try to watch this show...but, damn, it is no Next Top Model...it seems like an extended Abercrombie and Fitch trailer.

The one bright spot was in ep.1, where one of the twins said "Oh, I didn't get hired was because they wanted normal looking people." And a hush falls over the room, and the other girls look at each other like "Right.". Like anyone wants Joe Average or Jane Everyone staring at them from a gigantic poster over Houston St.

The second bright spot was when Brit had to slowly, tentatively and cautiously drop her hands from covering her boobs. I sound like a pervert, but it was almost like very soft-core porn level there.

Apostrophes are the devils work.

Here's a dumb question, but can someone tell me what night the new episodes are on. I know MTV airs this continuously, but I have yet to catch an episode. Although, I think reading the re-caps are much more entertaining. Great job as always EdHill.

I love the show! I find Vinci to be annoyingly hot, maybe because he looks like a slightly younger, perma-5 o'clock shadow-sporting Ricky Martin.

And how funny that while Britt was fussing that her boobies might show, the cameraman kept doing side shots of her, trying to catch a real view of the nips.

Excellent recap, EdHill! So funny as always.

Nikki;
New episodes of this are on Tuesdays @ 10:30pm right after Real World Key West.

Nikki:
Tue night after the Real World.

Lea3T: we meet again!! altho i have to sincerely disagree with you .. I think Vinci in one sexy beast ...

also: what sort of modeling did Britt think she would be doing in Miami?? a little to hot there for turtlenecks and oversized sweaters

Miaaa (#5) - thanks for that linke to Models for Christ! It's COMEDY GOLD!

http://www.modelsforchrist.com/mfc/3profile.htm
"Here are some life stories from people in the modeling industry and how God has changed their Lives.

I Married the Richest Man In The World"

Ha! God, the ultimate Get Rich Quick scheme!

http://www.modelsforchrist.com/newsletter/fbible.htm

"Fashion New Testament
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What could be better than a NT in the shape and size of a fashion magazine?"

I love this! It's like Landover Baptist, but they're serious!

okay I know this is minor...but it bugs me.

I swear on the first epi Britt said she was from Kansas City. (which is Missouri)

But everyone on the show...and even EdHill (much love to you) keep saying she is from Kansas. Big difference people.

(now If I heard her wrong..then disregard this mini rant)

My favorite part was when Irene asked Britt if she was comfortable in front of the camera and she replied that she was good at doing certain things like "smiling, laughing, jumping..."

Britt, get on the trampoline!

juxtapoeser;

Kansas City is split Missouri & Kansas. So there's Kansas City, KS and also Kansas City, MO. :)

Juxtapoester, as Stacyrocks clarified how there is Kansas City, KS and KC, MO... I would have to assume that she is definitely from the KC, KS side, since she is Sooooo sheltered?

Wait, isn't it that if you proclaim Jesus is your husband, and you walk the talk, doesn't that make you a NUN? That's why they wear wedding rings, they have married Christ, right? Britt is confusing me with her evil mind rays.

"She looks like a puppet. And not just any puppet, but one of those weird puppets from that Genesis video. I swear if we looked under her desk we’d see a bunch of midgets working hydraulics."

I'm TELLING you, Garry and Sylvia Anderson, Supermarionation! Stingray! Fireball XL5! The Thunderbirds! If you don't believe me, post a side-by-side and let the masses decide!

anyone else think Vinci is a straight dead ringer for Ricky Martin?

Irene Marie seriously does look like a puppet! Vinci is a grade-A idiot. Hell if I was a most requested model I'd go to every casting call and calling Mad-ass Mia every morning.

UrMomSaysHi (#26);

I said that!! :) In comment #16

Anyone else see Kelly and Sabrina on the Acuvue contacts commercial?

i didn't see Kelly and sabrina on the Acuvue contacts commercial.... but
according to the evil witch of the south coast(irene), sabrina needs to be on the Proactiv® Solution commercial.

^ Good call on the Acuvue commercial.

Apologies if someone has posted this already...

But ees it... could be... VINCI?!?

I'd buy that track jacket if it said "Broken English" on the back.

Briana is so fine. I want to see more of her.

Did y'll notice that just behind Britt and Sabrina at the "Model's" For Christ hootenanny, there was some huge illustration that looked just like a major hard-on with a scale to measure it?

I notice Sabrina didn't give her story about how she found Christ as a last resort after hating her sister for 20 years.

I noticed Britt is in a campaign for Buckle yesterday at the mall.
www.buckle.com

Notice that on the Acuvue commercail once again Sabrina is the ugly one that needs the contact lenses and the makeover. I think that is pretty much the story of their lives. Kelly is the Marcia Brady Sabrina is the Jan.

hey! I think a lot of guys have a problem with Vincy just becouse the latin charm, is like in my country in every party all the white guys are always quiet and unconfortable and they always leave early maybe white guys just need energy drinks or something like that..
Ciao