HA! Kickass recap of a guilty pleasure. This has become my replacement for Laguna Beach, and the recaps make it even better.

"Jesus must be spending a little too much time at the office"--classic.

I do feel bad for Sabrina (come on, she's got Iron Maiden for a boss, can you imagine having to look at that face LIVE?), but she does need to find a new gig. Sadly, I doubt she's qualified for much. Even McDonald's would probably be beyond her (and the grease would do no favors for her skin. Ouch, I'm mean).

i'm first!

i think it's great that the twins have such a bad relationship. that alone is worth watching this crappy show.

Damn.

Did anyone else notice that none of the shots of Teddy and Sean tossing around the football showed the actual ball? Plus they kept tossing it underhanded. It seems pretty clear to me that neither of these pretty-boys know how to throw a spiral.

Suzy said they only have their face. So sabrina isnt working with much.

i think the camera man said- hey guys go throw the football around and talk about the girls ok?

it seemed pretty staged, but i'm not complaining

Was it just me or did it look like Kelly's skin was only mildly better than Sabrina's in the closeups, they just let her wear cover up. It totally seemed like they were manufacturing the drama and told Sabrina "no wearing makeup" this episode which made it worse.

I missed my favorite hottie slacker Vinci!

maybeimamazed02 (#1): I totally agree this show satisfies my fix for Laguna Beach as well.

Speaking of Laguna Beach, our good friend Stephen was whoreing himself out on 'Spring Break: Celebrity Uncover.' I half expected to see LC jump in the picture and start whinning.

PS...such a funny recap

At least Ohio State got past the first round.
(stupid dumb Iowa)

Manuel Noriega
Fujita scale of zit intensity
freeballing
Remember Adrian? Me neither.

Good stuff.

I should be ashamed I dvr this show but it is so craptastic I MUST WATCH.

Does anyone else get the feeling the people in the office relish telling models they aren't pretty?
What a way to spend your day!

Great recap. That was hysterical. My Tivo cut off at the same place, unfortunately.

I'm definitely into this show.

sportsaholic:

I agree with you, I didnt think that Kelly's skin was much better, and to be honest when she went to the creepy casting i dont think Sabrina's skin looked THAT bad, dont get me wrong it wasnt great but i guess for a model .. its gotta be perfect.

i too missed Vinci. and the jokes concerning Britt being Jesus' wife definatelly never get old. I like!

Kelly has some acne but I'm sure without makeup it's not as bad as Sabrina. Last week or whenever Sabrina had that photo shoot with Adrian with the water hose, you could see all of her bumps even with makeup caked on her face. That's not right! I loved Sabrina's excuse on the antibiotics that 'It gets worse before it gets better, that's just how it works!'. Poor girl, no one has her back, not even her own damn twin sister. Britt & Briana couldn't even say anything to Sabrina when she was complaining to them besides the necessary 'Yeah' and 'Uh huh' to show they were still listening. So sad... I LOVE IT!!

*copygodd, great recap!

Did anyone notice that the Adrian guy had horrible acne as well? Why isn't anyone giving him crap about it?

Okay I love this show.

I think kelly is horrible, first she laughed when the ice maiden said sabrina's face was horrible. And that bathroom speech, that has to be the most hateful thing I have ever heard.

Also both Adrian and Kelly have acne, so...

#6, I saw part of Stepheeeeen when I was flipping channels!

All I could think of were his weird clicking noises. I kept waiting for subtitles, but he was surprisingly articulate...at least in the two minutes I saw. Maybe they had an actor dub his voice. :)

Okay, normally I think models suck but I did feel a little sorry for Sabrina. Especially when her own sister was bitchy about it all. Oh well, models eat their young so why should model sisters be any different.
plethLaura, I think you're right, those people in the office get off insulting the models.
"sharing Jesus' sloppy seconds", copygodd? If I were your TVgasm colleagues I would not stand too close to you for a while. Never know when the whole "wrath of God" thing might strike. It was funny, though. Shoot, now I'M going to hell.

Was anyone else horrified by the woman at the agency's reaction to Sabrina saying her skin was a 3.5? When they hung up she whipped her head from side to side with that Laguna "Like, OMG I'M SO SURE SHE SAID THAT!" look for a full 10 seconds. Roz she's not. Gargamel, you're 35 and answering the phones for a reason. Don't make the kid feel any worse.

More LAguna Beach 'news': Lo has her graduation car for sale on ebay

sorry, but I think Kelly was doing Sabrina a favor by telling her she needs to wake up and realize that the twin thing is not going to take them very far once they are out of thier teens, and Sabrina needs to get her self together and move on

I think Kelly took a little passive aggressive pause before she went to talk to her zitty sis in the bathroom, because I remember thinking, geez, isn't her own twin sis going to go comfort her?
Teddy is HOTT!!!

I THINK THE AGENTS DO WAY MORE THAN JUST ANSWER THE PHONE. LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH,THEY ARE CONCERNED WITH A MODELS' CAREER AND ONLY WANT TO HELP THEM OUT, THESE MODELS DONT LISTEN, OBVIOUSLY, GIVE THEM A BREAK.

Then as an agent with Sabrina's best career interest at heart SCHWEISZ, this woman shouldn't act like a 13 year-old brat and get all 'gag me with a spoon I can't believe you're so stupid' on her. Verbally humiliating your young employee won't exactly make her the next Linda Evangelista now will it? She should offer Sabrina solutions and advice or at least be sympathetic. A clear face = money to this industry, but they could have at least toned it down a bit. (Be it because they're on television, or because they're GROWN WOMEN. Either one would've worked.)

That scene made me cringe for any little girl out there watching this (supremely awesome) horrifyingly self-image-warping show. Maybe she should've brought it home and called her fat before she hung up.

And for the love of God, stop shouting.

I love this show. LOVE. It makes me really glad I'm not gorgeous enough to enter a field in which I'd be called upon to appreciate being belittled and degraded on a constant basis "for my own good."

"Sideshow Justin" -- great!

What's "free-balling"? Something tells me I should know.

"You're twins, huh? I'm gonna have to write that down," before requesting a pair of salad tongs, a mincemeat pie, a shammy and a mop."

Thanks a lot, copygodd, for making be laugh so hard at this recap while trying to be subtle about slacking off at work...

Seriously, I practically dry heaved as I read that line.

And yes, Sabrina is a little pathetic, but you do have to feel a little sorry for the poor girl. There's nothing like being reminded day in and day out that despite identical genes, you still don't live up to your hot, bitchy twin sister...

Don't blame anything on Ohio State ever!

PS-Good recap though. Can't wait to see how long it takes Britt to either fall off the bandwagon or head back to Kansas when temptation just proves too tempting.

Did anyone catch the song that was played when Sabrina stormed off? I need to know the name of it.

hollyterror - freeballin is going without underwear.

There's a saying that goes - those that can model, those that can't book models. They need to check their attitudes at the door and recognize who's paying the bills around there, because its surely not there ugly asses. When Monster Mia was giving Vinci attitude I felt like punching her in that ear piece phone thing she wears and drop kicking her out of second story Iron Madien building. If the guy wants to sleep in til 10 call him at 12 and quit tring to pull a power trip on him. It's not like its a real job so quit trying to make it one.

Did anybody else feel sorry for Brit on that chicken shoot. She not only had to worry about the wind blowing open her top, but had a MTV grip zooming in on her side boob for a nipple slip.

I sure hope she doesn't go back to Kansas or Missouri or whatever the hell state Kansas City is located in.

ittakesalkynes: Thanks. My grandmother used to tell me to learn something new every day -- now I've done my quota.

Didn't Mia say that Vinci was a six figure model? Um, yeah sorry. I don't feel bad for any of them if that's what they're making a year.

Sabrina: Head to Proactiv.com and shut the hell up. Oh and lay off the sweets dumbass.

Wow. For a bunch of sharp tongued, cynical and sometimes witty group of commenters you are - it seems a little naive that any of you actually think reality TV is real.

Do you really think that was the first time the agency talked to Sabrina about her bad skin? Probably not. I think everyone got so heated b/c she defied her agents, not that she looked like a monster.

thx, all.

adrian's face is a mess too. but still not as bad as ms. noriega's.

and #22, overall i'm quite happy with the buckeye's season, even though they cost me money. (i'm an alum, and grew up in columbus, so i'm allowed to bitch.) with the recruiting class they have coming in next year, however, nothing less than final four is acceptable.

lynz (#23), i think the song you're asking about is called "breathe me" by sia. they used it in the last segment of six feet under's finale, when claire went driving off.

reality tv isn't real? does this mean my recaps are fake too?

"Do I have poop in my teeth?"
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts...

I don't feel bad for Sabrina at all. She's a model, what did she expect? It looks like her skin problem was going on for a couple of weeks and she waited until somebody said something about it before deciding to treat it.

I thought the song that they played when she stormed out was "Catch Me When I Fall" by Ashlee Simpson but I might be thinking of a different part.

Did anyone else notice that when they went to Models for Christ the sign on the door said "Model's" for Christ? ha ha ha

HAHAhahahahaa, i think the recaps are better than the show. bravo! and kelly's a bitch hardcore, though that may mean she actually 'makes it';but only after backhanding her entire family, of course.

i must say that this show is definitely not my "new addiction in reality tv" ..doesnt compare to laguna beach at all.. but i absolutely loved your recap, theyre definitely better than the actual show. britt is my favorite on the show, and i cant stand the twins..they cause way too much fake drama.

Just caught this show- it's rich! It's especially amusing to me bacause I was with IM. Back in the day IM wouldn't know you were alive unless you were making her a mint and even then it was questionable. I did get a phone call from her when I hit the $10,000 a month mark (my first and only interaction with her)which meant $4,000 a month for her, but was also in a hair salon with her for an hour and didn't even get my hello returned. Now she's taking constant meetings with her pups? This show is waaaaay more what it's like than America's Next Top Model though. I'll give it that and will keep watching for more flashback of my youth. Great recaps!

does anyone know the song that played at the karaoke bar when britt and teddy kept exchanging glances...not baby got back