The Duh Vinci Code - 
by copygodd
This week, not only did MTV give us a great episode of 8th and Ocean, they also put the entire episode on Overdrive, their broadband site. So, thanks to the miracle of AlGore's Internets, I was able to watch the show, write my recap, drink beer and make screengrabs all at the same time, thus cementing my position as the laziest recapper on the TVgasm staff, bar none. Now if I could just get my insurance to cover a colostomy, I'd be in like Flynn. Without all that nasty pedophilia, of course.
And boy, what an episode it was. Seriously, this one had it all: Drama. Intrigue. Backstabbery. Even murder, if you count Vinci's continued butchering of the English language. Mostly it centered on Kelly and Sabrina, but the producers were kind enough to give us a nice dose of Vinci as well. Unfortunately, that made it hard for me to decide which characters to focus on: the Blunder Twins or their pet monkey, Gleek. Hopefully, I reached a nice balance between the two. Except for the title, of course. That had to go to Gleek Vinci.
Tonight's episode starts off with Sabrina talking to Suzy about how well her Laundry shoot went. Suzy tells her this could turn into a regular gig, which is exactly what Sabrina is looking for. Sabrina's also looking for a way to get Kelly off her dick, as she's been acting a bit jealous lately over Sabrina's recent success.
Later, Kelly drops by the agency to talk with Irene Marie, who's made the appointment for Kelly's boob job. Kelly doesn't seem nearly as excited about her new fun bags as I am, though. She tells Irene she didn't expect it to be this soon. "It's like a rush, but I don't want it to be a rush," she says. Irene says she must have misunderstood Kelly, because she thought Kelly wanted to move forward with her new chesticles. Kelly's just not ready yet, though, and decides to put it off a while longer. "Sweetheart, it's in your hands," Irene tells her. "It's in nobody's hands but yours." Well, hers and Irene's freaky doctor, who's probably fondling her future sweater puppets as I type.
Irene seems a little frustrated with Kelly, since this isn't how she acted last time at all. But she agrees to cancel the operation. For now. After Kelly leaves, we hear Irene talking to herself: "Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help." Actually, she just says, "We don't know what we want, so we waste everybody's time." Irene and Suzy are wondering if Kelly's putting off the operation because Sabrina's doing so well now. No, she wouldn’t be that petty, would she…?
Back at the model apartment, Vinci is telling Britt she looks different today. Maybe it's her hair. Is it lighter? More blonde? Nope, she's still the same old Bride of Jesus she's always been. Vinci tells everyone he's really excited about winning an award for the last fashion show he did. His prize? MVP: Most Valuable Model. Ahh, Gleek is so cute when he tries to speak. Actually, he won one of the most expensive champagnes in the world, although he says he'd rather have a won a trophy. "I like trophies, no? Like I have all these trophies all around my bedroom." Whatev.
Even Vinci's shirts are grammatically incorrect.
Meanwhile, Kelly and Sabrina are in the kitchen cooking when Kelly gets a call from Suzy about a casting. It's a pretty big client, and she tells Kelly to wear a bikini. And she needs to tell Sabrina to come too. No problem, Kelly says. Wait, there is a problem, because she doesn't tell Sabrina. "These are done," she says about a random piece of food. "And so's your career, bitch!" Okay, maybe she just thought that last part.
The next day Kelly shows up at the office for the casting, sans twin. Everyone is flabbergasted that Sabrina would blow off such an important casting. Kelly just says she doesn't know why Sabrina isn't there. Since she's already late, Suzy sends Kelly on by herself. Brigitte is pissed that Sabrina didn't bother to show up, as it's going to be another year before this client comes back. Speaking of which, when the client asks her where her twin is, Kelly says she's not at the casting, but she is in Miami. Passive aggressive much, KELLY?!
Later, Brigitte calls Sabrina to ask why she wasn't at the casting. Kelly was there, but she wasn't. Brigitte is so mad, there's almost a hint of color in her cheeks. Almost. Sabrina says she hates to rely on Kelly to tell her about castings, but since most of their castings are together, it usually works out okay. Sabrina is upset she missed it, especially since she's just sitting in the apartment doing nothing. Since Brigitte's skin can't be exposed to direct sunlight, she tells Sabrina to come in to the office: she's got some serious 'splaining to do!
Tracie asks Sabrina what happened. She tells Tracie that Kelly didn't tell her about that morning's casting, and now everyone at the agency's mad at her. Sabrina hates it when people are upset with her, because she's a very responsible person. But sometimes her sister gets in the way and ruins that for her, and it makes her look bad. And that really makes her angry, which isn't good at all. "You won't like me when I'm angry," she warns nobody in particular.
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