The Amazing Race: Anchorage, Thy Name is Nicolas
"Don't ANCHOR your team down."
Welcome to The Amazing Race finale! Tonight Phil starts us off with a tender look back over the season to reminisce about adventures and teams gone by. The following things bring a tear to my eye: The LA Blondes almost getting squashed by a bus, a dancing muppet, donkey abuse, "Baaaaby there's no more miiiiiiiiiiilk!!" No wet people (The Babies) allowed in a taxi, and best of all, The Babies being eliminated from the race. Then Phil reminds us that Moronald and Christina have had a lot to work on. They have? I didn't notice - oh wait, that was Moronald telling me every single week that he has a lot to work on. Next we look back on Grandpa Donald's Louis L'Amore hero status, remembering that for nearly every single challenge he had some pertinent life experience in that very field: masonry, printing, panning for gold, milking a camel, pole vaulting, sky diving, landing on Mars, etc. All Nick has really done is carry Grandpa's bag. And The Hippies? Well they've stayed calm through everything and had an all-around great time. Which of these three wonder teams will be the first to cross the Amazing Finish Line and win a million dollars?
