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After a lovely commercial break, we returned to Lori and Bolo who not only got lost this episode, but suffered a vehicular meltdown. As the two waited patiently on the side of the road for their replacement car, CBS flashed a logo on screen which read "Kennedy Center Honors Next!" Well, that was an odd juxtaposition. Yes, nothing gets me more psyched for lifelong achievements in arts and humanities than watching two JV wrestlers squabble next to a clown car.

The episode eventually wound down with teams racing to the internet cafe. Even though Gus and Jon took the same train to Budapest, the ex-CIA man still made it to the Net Klub first. So much for that whole "flawless racer" thing, Jon, huh? Unsurprisingly, Jon's flaw was his unbridled rage which again cost him preciouls time. Apparently those Eastern Europeans are still sensitive to tyrannical assholes because a cabbie actually kicked Jon and Victoria out of the car after the spa owner mouthed off one too many times. Applause all around the TVgasm offices.

With only a minute left in the program and Lori and Bolo trapped in the 'burbs with a bad train schedule, it became apparent that this episode was going to have an unconventional ending. I mean, none of the teams had even checked in to the Pitstop. Heck, we didn't even know where the Pitstop was! Sure enough, the words "TO BE CONTINUED" flashed across the screen as Lori and Bolo settled in for a comfy night of sleeping on a bench. To be continued? With my heart racing and no closure, I had nothing else to do except throw a lawn chair in the nearest pool. Actually, no, I didn't do that. And wow, I just made myself sound like Mischa Barton without even realizing it. That usually means I've been watching too much TV. So I guess it's time for a break. I'll be back after New Years.


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The "TO BE CONTINUED" at the end of the show really didn't make much sense. Does it really seem possible for Lori and Bolo to come out of last place? Maybe some sort of miracle will happen and Kendra and Freddie will move into last. I just cannot stand Kendra's voice. She is so annoying. I really want her gone which, given my luck, means that she will make it to the final 3. Adam had Rebecca just don't seem to be good at anything which makes them fun to watch.
My prediction is if the wrestlers aren't eliminated next then it will be hellboy and his girlfriend.

Happy Holidays and have a good New Years Eve B-Side.

Pretty new here, but I'm hooked. Your AR6 after-action reports are stupendous. They're truly doubling my already immense AR6 pleasure.

Umm, one question though, are you certain Adam is gay? I mean, he's pretty buff - not something I normally associate with "gay."

Any other clues beyond living with his mom, doesn't own a shirt with sleeves, no current girlfriend, a former girlfriend that calls him "girlfriend", a penchant for sausage, a girlish voice and mannerisms, submissive stance in regards to his former girlfriend's commands, that he has the hair style of a six month old baby girl getting her first photo at Sears (minus the scarlet head garter)? Hmm? Pleeease

Oh yeah, wait, he's a SPINNING INSTRUCTOR. My bad.

Happy Holidays and thanks.

^-- Oh honey, Adam is flaming! Just reading the part about him and Rebecca's possible sex pants made me tilt my head and scratch my temple. As for Jonathan, he's CBS execs wet dream.

You forgot to mention the grafitti on the train the clearly read FUCK COPS. Way to go CBS

Adam may be gay, but so is the super-gay writer of this article. I'm guessing the writer thinks they're funny, but I assure them, they are not. Next time I want to read something really stupid, I'll visit the blog of a retarded person. Screw this article and it's writer. Homo.

Isn't there that basic psychology thing that when you read a book or an article, you project your own personality onto the work? Just wondering.

Anyway, AccEl, I'm sorry this article has sent you scurrying to read the blogs of retarded people. I know how it is though. Sometimes it takes a few blogs before you find one your speed. Good luck!

I love Jonathan and Victoria. They are the reason I in tot he show this season. I am not sure why the writters of thissite can not find anything interesting about there drama. Its bictch bicth bitch you talk the talk about them but you sure do sound a like. Are you sure you dont have a crush on Jonathan :

Karen drake? can you like, use spell check before your next post? Just so i can like, UNDERSTAND what you write. Just a suggestion.

Meeshie

The writers of this site bitch about Jonathan because he is a self-absorbed spousal-abusing tool.

You know what's REALLY gay? People who are obsessed with who else they think is gay and spend lots of time obsessing over what they think gay people do in their bedrooms. I guess we know what B-side actually means now, eh Bottom?

gayest comments ever

Since there we were slightly gipped and only saw a clipshow, I figured I'd treat you all to a tune of mine... an old favorite...


AFRICAN GHETTO

As the racer flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
A poor little model/actor is runnin' to
'African ghetto
And her partner cries
’cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
It’s another road block to beat
'African ghetto

People, don’t you understand
The model needs a helping hand
Or she’ll grow to be an angry woman some day
Take a look at you and me,
Are we too blind to see,
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way

Well the race runs
And a hungry little model with a turned up nose
Plays in the street as the trade wind blows
'Afican ghetto

And her impatience rose
So she starts to roam the streets at night
And her research grows
And she learns how to fight
'African ghetto

Then one night in desperation
A young woman breaks away
She buys a gun, hires a car,
Tries to run, but she don’t get far
And her mama cries

As a crowd gathers ’round an handsome young man
Face down on the street with a roadblock in his hand
'African ghetto

As her young man dies,
On a cold and gray African mornin’,
Another little baby child is born
'African ghetto

Ok, I really can't tell one model couple apart from another. But I hope Kris and Jon win because they have remained good to one another.

Jonathan is an evil little troll. And I hate women that put up with "men" like that.

B-side, your article rocks once again.

Oh, and I wanted to add, I don't believe Adam is gay. I just think he is on the feminine side. And that evil bitch doesn't work wonders for his personality. She wants someone she can control, but when she's dating someone like that, she gets bored with it and starts hating the person & really wants someone who will be more of a challange. But of course she would get mad at that person too for not giving her what she wants. It's all so simple really. He's not gay though. Thank you.