SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.

Wow. Up is down and down is up. Contestants that have consistently given the suck turned it around tonight and, dare I say, the good contestants bit the green weenie.

The judges come onstage and for the first time all season I have nothing mean to say about JLo’s outfit. It looks perfect for playing Bingo at the Seniors Centre.

This is…me back in front of my computer writing about American Idol. So all five of you might have noticed (might) [...]

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

Someone becomes the worst of the bad.

Ten people kill me slowly while singing Billy Joel songs.

Someone goes home. Is it who you thought it was?

Ryan sadly announces that someone had to be pulled out of the competition because… we’ll find out later in the [...]

The kids are singing songs from their birth year. Now I get to find out who’s jailbait and who’s within [...]

Hi ‘Gasmi, Bedbug here!!  I’m psyched that Flipit has asked me to recap tonight’s ep of AI. Although in the [...]

The top 13 perform. Sorta.

Gasmii, I love you guys so I can’t lie to you – I’ve never been an Idol fan. The closest [...]

Let me say upfront that this is a long-ass ep (AI is the best at dragging shit out, followed closely [...]

Oh, America. What evil lurks in the hearts of Fox Producers? Why do I have an urge to pour both [...]

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Hi, Gasmii!  I’m so excited that I get to recap the best part of AI … Hollywood Week!  We’ve been [...]

The Good, The Bad and The Completely Pointless Filler.

We’re in Portland, you guys!

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think [...]

I’ve lost that loving feeling.

American Idol finally made it to that hidden gem of America, Pittsburgh.  We get a close up of someone who [...]

Where were you when it all started? Apparently, everyone was 6 years old, sitting on the floor in front of the [...]

Well it’s back! Digging up alllllllll the freaks from the nooks and crannies of Savannah, Georgia. What an extravaganza this show has [...]

The end.

Snoozin’ to the end

One of the top three is eliminated.

The top 3 perform and get mentored by Beyonce.

After hometown visits, one of the final three is eliminated.

The final three perform. Beyonce is the guest mentor.

A shocking elimination reveals the top three.

Gaga helps out the top four & they are sufficiently freaked.

A shocking elimination from the top 4.

The top four perform an inspiring song & one from Leiber & Stoller. Gaga guest mentors.

One person’s eliminated from the top five.

Top five perform songs from then and now.

One of the top five is booted.