Everyone's favorite incomprehensible American Idol star, Leroy "200500000207" Wells, was arrested on January 5 for allegedly shooting a 39-year-old man following an argument. EOnline reports that Mr. Wells actually caught his national television debut (assuming COPS didn't get to him first) from the jailhouse, where he and the other prisoners no doubt revelled in his "effervescent" personality, and shouted unintelligible gibberish in his direction. This is Leroy's eighth arrest. No word yet on whether "Hoofing" is against the law in the South.

So is Wells this year's William Hung plus some desperately needed street cred? One can't say as of yet, although a quick Google search reveals that fan sites are already starting to pop up hither and tither. My balls are still in Hung's court: I'll take a retarded person over a criminal any day of the week. Although putting the two of them into a Fox Celebrity Boxing ring might be the most genius thing ever.