Back in 1988, Paula Abdul asked us "Straight up now tell me, do you really want to love me forever? Or am I caught in a hit and run?" Well, we finally have an answer. As much as we may want to love Paula forever, the songstress appears to be the latest Hollywood diva to join the hit and run club, placing her with such vaunted company as Halle Berry and Rebecca Gayheart (technically, Rebecca Gayheart didn't run, but she did kill a little boy. Wah wah wah). According to an AP article, Paula Abdul clipped a car on the 101 Freeway back in December, but instead of pulling over and exchanging info, she simply motored away, proving to be to be one cold hearted snake of a driver.

Witnesses said that Paula really made the accident her own, noting that she "did great. Really great." When asked how she would describe Paula's erratic lane shifting, one woman simply stood up and clapped awkwardly with her arms fully extended in front of her.

Luckily, no one was hurt in the incident, but the victim did manage to capture Paula's license plate on a camera phone. The cheerleader-turned-singer has yet to address the press about the incident, but rumor has it she was fleeing from a giant, animated cat out to prove that opposites do, in fact, attract. For now, prosecutors are weighing whether or not to file criminal charges against Ms. Abdul, citing that they don't mean to make demands, but the word and the deed go hand in hand. As always, we'll keep readers abreast of this developing story.