I've decided to write my thoughts in the comments section because I really feel like this image of Constantine should stand alone. I really didn't want to devote an entire post to him, especially since I have an Amazing Race article to do, but I think it has to be said. Just looking at him makes you think one thing: barf.

How is it possible that the cheeks of his butt-chin are uneven?

If I have lots of time later I'll go through the LJ ohnotheydidnt group and try to find the photo of him shirtless, where it looks like he's sniffing his armpit. If anything could ruin your life, it is that photo.

Last night I threw up a little when I saw him.

Ok...this is a great post..I thought I was alone...my pet name for him is "Constipation"..just don't care for him...thanks for the laugh!!!

Ok...this is a great post..I thought I was alone...my pet name for him is "Constipation"..just don't care for him...thanks for the laugh!!!

Did you notice (on an entirely unrelated topic) that there was a Dartmouth 01 on The Office last night? A classmate of mine (and at least some of the TVGasm people's)....

Creepy mug shot, considering it struck me last nite how much he looked like someone you'd see hanging around the middle school playground watching the girls gym classes.......

that picture is CREEPY and you guys are SICK! when opening the site i got a phone call, so i stepped away from the computer. as i was talking it felt like someone was staring at me. it wasn't the cat and it wasn't my peeping tom neighbor. it turned out to be that horribly nasty, smarmy, ass-chinned constatine. needless to say, i ran to the computer to get rid of the incredibly large pic and scrolled down to a pic of a terrified behrooooz looking like he's about to get a big wet kiss from curtis. the scrolling continued. next was a pic of two nearly-naked men lying on a tile floor. if it weren't for the HILLARIOUS reviews, i'd be scarred for life.

PSYCHO!

Im going on record as saying hes in my top 2 picks

I honest to god do not understand how anyone can think Constantine is a good singer or performer! His voice is awful, and every move he makes on stage is so fake and contrived. He is such a wanna-be. I throw things at the tv every time he is on.

On a side note, all this "breaking news" about Anwar being gay also makes me want to barf. WHO CARES???? Hello, people, welcome to 2005!

Is Paula on a mind numbing substance? Is there anyone on that show that is human? Is this a Disney Animatronics show? Is Bo.....whatever u want to insert...?

Imagine having Anwar as your Teacher.....

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Great title!

p.s. Regarding AR, please don't forget to mention all of the pow's announcments once again that he was in Iraq. K, thanks :)

puke and barf.

Can't wait for the TAR recap!!

I would have loved to have Anwar as my teacher! You can tell he truly loves music, and I'm sure his students learn to love music through him. I also love his funky hair and would have thought he was the coolest teacher ever!

Winkie??? Wakie Winkie... Anwar is a poseur !!

But then again, they all are.

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WHen he looks at me, its like he can see the REAL me. Like he's the only one who understands.

so completely and unutterably horrible.

I think there is only one thing about American Idol that annoys me more than Constantine; the fact that there is a huge group of teenie-bopin Brittney Spears wanna-bes who vote for this ass. I'm sorry, but if you're going to go for the whole scroungey, grunge thing and pretend to be a rocker don't sit up on that stage and belt out some Bonnie Rait song.

OMG!! This site is awesome.. I love everybodys comments, except that I must say "call me crazy" but I actually like this guy?? not a great singer thats for sure, but something about him..

Yeah there's something about him alright. AND IT CREEPS ME OUT.

Do the rat face, Constantine...do the rat face...

I just told my son last night that whenever he looks at the camera, I am reminded of "The Look" from Zoolander.

Man, I gotta get out more!

You guys make me ashamed that I like him. That picture doesn't help.

This picture is like a train wreck.

I am suprised that no one had a comment about the shadow of the butt chin. Its chins^2 or 2X2 Chins

Hey Catie-

I found the disgusting pic you were talking about (I am finding any and all ways to avoid working today). Absolutely horrifying!
Here is the link: http://p066.ezboard.com/fconstantinerocksfrm10.showMessage?topicID=91.topic

Kelley,

You are amazing. I acually spent time looking for it this morning and failed miserably. I apologize if that photo haunts your dreams forever.

For those of you that find him the least bit appealing, please look at that photo.

Thanks Catie and Kelley for the link to that pic as I waste more time at work!

Did you notice how mixed up his anatomy is? I swear he has eyebrows over his nipples and the hair on his flabby chest could pass for a unibrow. It makes me shudder to think if there was a pic of his bare ass --- would we see his "real" chin????

Okay, I finally had to see what all the hullabaloo about the shirtless Constantine picture was so I went to the site. I have to say this was my feeling:
You know when you are driving and you can see an accident and you're like I can't believe all these people are stopping to look, I am just going to drive right by and not look, but as you get closer, you can't help it and you kind of peek out of the corner of your eye, and then finally you just do a full on look, just to make sure you are seeing what you are actually seeing?
That was it. You're right.
Barf.
He has the white pasty body of someone who looks like they need a nice mystic and a membership to Gold's.
How did I like him through the auditions?

wow, just when i couldn't hate him anymore, i see him smelling his armpit! That is amazing! You have found a way to bring my hatred to a new level. He is almost surpassing my disdain for serial killer Scott Savol, who scares me personally. No wonder Paula is drunk or drugged up, she has to look at those two all the time and say nice things.

A few comments - SM - yes, I did notice the Dartmouth girl on The Office. That's Mindy Chokalingham (now known as Mindy Kaling). She's a writer on the show. She hit it big after co-writing that play, "Matt & Ben".

As for Constantine - I don't know what the judges were thinkign saying it was his best vocal performance. His singing was not only full of flat and pitchy notes, but he tried so hard to add a rocker edge by forcing an over-the-top theatrical emotion in every line. it was ridiculous. Kind of like the wedding singer in Old School.

this picture reminds me of: jesus, charles manson and every pedophile found on meganslaw.com, sorry JC it is the hair thing.

HA! I just right-clicked to save that naysty pic of Constantine for an April Fool's monitor wallpapering, and laughed hard when I saw the filename: "constantine_barf.jpg". I don't know why, 'cause it's very fitting.

He is hot.

I adore him.

I want to lick his chin butt.

Um....ick

But what about that precious kick he does? I can't stand this guy.

Why do you guys pick on Constantine? I think he's the greatest singer of all time for American Idol. The kick he aways does is so original!!!

okay here's why we pick on Constantine....
because he's a:
1) Poser
2) Loser
3) self absorbed (you can tell by that creepy little smile he does all the time...eww)

Oh...and I almost forgot...the whole kick thing is not original, he thinkns he's cool when he does it, because it makes him look like or feel like Bono... and it's just so far from happening for him.
So boohoo!!!! If you're a Constantine fan...maybe you shouldn't have entered this page... sorry Paula!

Constantine doesn't have a chin.

Don"t think he can sing at all. Paula needs a hearing aid.

I still think Clay in a towel, in that horendous commercial they all did last year was even more "barf-like"!

You people all have problems!! He is obviously a good singer or he wouldn't be doing what he is and accomplished all he has. Get over yourselves!!!

You people all have problems!! He is obviously a good singer or he wouldn't be doing what he is and accomplished all he has. Get over yourselves!!!

You people all have problems!! He is obviously a good singer or he wouldn't be doing what he is and accomplished all he has. Get over yourselves!!!