The Makings Of An Idol - 
by madeyoulaugh
Gizmo | + | 
Effiminate Naked Statue | = | 
Constantine Maroulis |
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Comments
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Posted by: winkie | March 30, 2005 2:52 PM(#1 of 17)
For the love of god, have you people no boundaries???? My eyes are bleeding!!!
Posted by: TexasK | March 30, 2005 3:02 PM(#2 of 17)
I feel like I should sue you for assaulting me with this picture. I feel violated.
Posted by: SusieQ | March 30, 2005 3:02 PM(#3 of 17)
OK, then. I'll just be giving up men FOREVER.
Posted by: Nicole | March 30, 2005 3:04 PM(#4 of 17)
I love Kelley for being able to find that photo of Constantine from my crappy description and I love you for posting it.
Posted by: Catie | March 30, 2005 3:08 PM(#5 of 17)
Not a problem, Catie- I guess my I have a special talent for seeking out very disturbing material! I remember you mentioning this pic before, and was curious and mortified at the same time!
Posted by: Kelley | March 30, 2005 3:33 PM(#6 of 17)
I think Gizmo might get offended when he sees that he has been compared to Constantine.
Posted by: yourmom | March 30, 2005 4:17 PM(#7 of 17)
And lets all give thanks to Kelley for finding this white, hairy mess of a picture because she is my friend and she kicks ass.
Posted by: yourmom | March 30, 2005 4:20 PM(#8 of 17)
I keep trying to imagine what they were coaching him to do to get him to do that pose. But I'm thinking that he is so inherently cheesy, that he probably thought it was sexy and did it on his own. I'm horrifed at his body though. A few months ago in the LJ post where I first saw the photo, someone said he has a middle aged man's body. So true.
Posted by: Catie | March 30, 2005 4:48 PM(#9 of 17)
double EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted by: plumes | March 30, 2005 4:56 PM(#10 of 17)
I call that photo PHASE 2 of my 5 phase work out regim. Sadly Im still in phase .05
Posted by: madeyoulaugh | March 30, 2005 5:11 PM(#11 of 17)
That image will haunt me for days...
*shudder*
Posted by: mountain girl | March 30, 2005 5:17 PM(#12 of 17)
Smells like happy!
Posted by: karsh | March 30, 2005 5:44 PM(#13 of 17)
I have nonstop giggles!!!
Guess who else looks like Gizmo? Nick Arrojo from "What Not to Wear"!!! (I love him though, and I hate to mock...)
Posted by: Jess | March 30, 2005 6:28 PM(#14 of 17)
Watching AI results as I write, and Candy Apple just got booted. Awwww.
And everytime I see The Smallest Mustache on Earth on Scott, I remember the potato comment. HA!
I love you, TVGasm. *swak*
Posted by: Jess | March 30, 2005 6:31 PM(#15 of 17)
Help, You're making me cry! EWWW, I need to throw up!!!!! :/
Posted by: Anynomous | March 30, 2005 8:32 PM(#16 of 17)
How could he (or the photographer) not realize this picture would just look like him smelling his pits while trying to look like an artsy pose??? Give me a break... this is just wrong!
Posted by: BronxNY | March 31, 2005 9:29 AM(#17 of 17)