TVgasm - American Idol: For Everything Else...There's Claystercard

Books senior year in college - $534.

A night out on the town with friends in college - $123

pizza 9 times a week senior year of college - $3,600

Neglecting to pay my first Capitol One card and having no choice but to buy Clay Aiken's ReChargable MasterCard debit card and use it in public - PRICELESS

In a move to get into as many young boys pants as possible, Claiken has pimped out his image to Master Card. The new rechargable debit card, is the hip new way to curb your childs spending to a predetermined ammount at the mall, and ensure a sufficiant beating when they bust out their Claiken Card to pay for their Orange Julius.

So Ryan has a star on the walk of fame, Claiken has a debit card, keep an eye out for Randy-Pons...for those heavy flow days, dawg.

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Posted by madeyoulaugh on April 22, 2005 9:26 AM

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I thought that this had to be a genius work of photo shop until I clicked on the link and found out that this is, in fact, real. If Constantine or Scott gets one, it will be a sure sign of the apocalypse.

Posted by: Ashes | April 22, 2005 10:33 AM(#1 of 8)

So older mentally ill women & young girls are going to be getting this card? Even gay guys I would think would be embarrsed to own this one.

Ashes, it is the apoclypse with this & the Ryan star & the Paula affairs/drug use. It's all over.

Posted by: Genevieve | April 22, 2005 10:46 AM(#2 of 8)

Randy-Pons. Pure genius, dawg.

Posted by: brett | April 22, 2005 11:59 AM(#3 of 8)

Such shameless commercial self-promotion.

Too bad there isn't a Staples near me to buy my very own pricey Desk Apprentice($35 freakin dollars?)

Posted by: British | April 22, 2005 1:18 PM(#4 of 8)

Buying a purse to keep Claiken out of your pants. - $5 to $500

Talking about your college past three times yet not using spell check. - PRICELESS

I'm only kidding MYL, nobody cares if you can spell.