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This just in: Mikalah Gordon has become Latina.
Paula gets props from Simon. ABC notes her smile and later runs an exposé on their torrid affair.

Did this really warrant an entire national cutout? Not really any dots west of the Mississippi River...

Mikalah Gordon. New skunk hair: check. New spray-on tan: check. Old, super annoying persona: CHECK.
You were voted off. GO AWAY.
(By the way, I didn't know her mom was Sally Field)

Who else loves Mrs. Federov?

Anthony starts a ballad by sitting on the steps. HOW ORIGINAL!
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After last night's train wreck, I gotta throw everything behind the country chick. Oooh, and how I hates me some country music!
Posted by: Gary | May 11, 2005 5:27 AM(#1 of 58)
Things I learned this week on AI:
1.Carrie definately got the looks in her family.
2.Bo's Grandma is one feisty senior citizen. grrr, baby!
3.Vonzell's dad is a pimp.
4.Mom Federov is never cutting the umbilical cord.
Poor John Stevens- completely skipped over by Ryan.
Posted by: laska | May 11, 2005 5:30 AM(#2 of 58)
After last night, I think they should all go home and we should start over. But since that can't happen, I'm all for Vonzell. Just say her name a few times...it's fun.
Posted by: Catie | May 11, 2005 5:32 AM(#3 of 58)
Did they ever say what Vonzell was so upset about after her first song? They hinted about her having a bad day, was just curious if I missed something while flipping stations or if they just let it go after that.
I thought the criticism of Carrie's second song was way off. She did a good job with it and for them to give Vonzell a pass because she was emotional was not cool.
Rick D.
Posted by: Rick D. | May 11, 2005 5:50 AM(#4 of 58)
Vonzell was just going forthe sympathy vote because she knew she sucked...just like that other chick did last year by crying...
Vonzell, it's time for you to GO HOME!
Posted by: 00spark00 | May 11, 2005 6:19 AM(#5 of 58)
I thought it was kind of tacky for Neckhole to start singing "If you don't know me" after Country sand it, but then he nailed it...lol. Country has bad week...I think Bo should win it.
Posted by: MaryBerry | May 11, 2005 6:48 AM(#6 of 58)
V was crying because she had a death in the family.
Posted by: senatorsmith | May 11, 2005 7:19 AM(#7 of 58)
Bo is hot but he needs to lose the the funky sunglasses...... I think hes trying to hide his red eye...... I think Ryan has the hots for Carrie
Posted by: donna | May 11, 2005 7:21 AM(#8 of 58)
I have been busting my ass trying to figure out who it is that Paula sounds like.
Well it came to me this morning......
Paula Abdul sounds like Larry Flynt!!!
Posted by: Baker | May 11, 2005 7:57 AM(#9 of 58)
Vonzell is HORRIBLE but unfortunately i think she'll make it to the top 3. Bo is OK, i can handle it if he wins, but my votes are going to Carrie!!! This is my year!! Clay lost to the horrid Ruben, I don't even want to talk about how much Fantasia sucks, if Vonzell wins they might as well change the name to "R & B Idol" because that's what it's turning into, and that's just sad.
Posted by: imonlyslpng | May 11, 2005 7:58 AM(#10 of 58)
I ran into Mom Federov on Saturday. She is so proud of her son. I did congraduate her on her son for being in the top 4. But when she told me I needed to vote for him to be in the top 3, the only reply that I could get out of my drunk mouth was "You should be so happen that he is in the top 4"
Posted by: mellymel | May 11, 2005 8:15 AM(#11 of 58)
If Carrie wins you may as well call it "Country Idol," why is that any more or less sad then if an R&B singer wins? Carrie has a good voice but the problem with her is she is so BORING...just what we need, another bland, blond, singer. I think either Vonzell or Bo should win.
Posted by: Vonz supporter | May 11, 2005 8:39 AM(#12 of 58)
imonlyslpng, if you're going to advocate against a certain person winning based on their style of music choice, why don't you protest Carrie (Country Idol) or Bo (Rock Idol)? Why are you only against "R & B Idol?"
Anyway, Bo's second performace was awesome. His first wasn't so good, but boy did he turn it on for Money.
Posted by: Ashes | May 11, 2005 8:41 AM(#13 of 58)
in response to replies to my previous comment... Believe it or not, i actually don't like country music, my only point was that i think Carrie would be capable of singing nearly any style of music, where as Vonzell is limited to only one style. I just can't stand that crap of masking missed notes by weaving into about 20 different notes in a span of about 3 seconds in the hopes the one you were supposed to hit is in there somewhere. Vonzell is OK i guess, she could probably get local gigs or something, but she's definitely not recording artist material. But, then again, Fantasia won it last year, even though LaToya was much better.
Posted by: imonlyslpng | May 11, 2005 8:58 AM(#14 of 58)
For some reason, Vonzell reminds me of a young, black Joan Rivers.
Posted by: Jess | May 11, 2005 9:03 AM(#15 of 58)
vonzell is great in nearly every other category except country.
she has the shops and lungs to back up 99% of what she is being forced to sing on this show, and i hope she makes the final 3...probably wont be beyond that since BORING ASS carrie will be in the top 2 with bo. carrie is boring boring boring.
sometimes i feel like vonzell is starting a career 50 years too late and could have easily been a motown superstar.
Posted by: jash | May 11, 2005 9:18 AM(#16 of 58)
Oh thank god Jash, I thought I was the only one that realized how boring Carrie is!
Vonzell could easily ALREADY be a pro. She looks like a professional when she is performing and her voice & look are great. She is about 900% more flexible, than one-trick-pony Carrie, in what songs she can pull off.
Posted by: Catie | May 11, 2005 9:22 AM(#17 of 58)
Honestly, I had tears in my eyes as Vonzell sang her second song....she did it SOOOO well. I had goosebumps! And I switched the channel during Carrie's second song. Blah.
Posted by: Jess | May 11, 2005 9:33 AM(#18 of 58)
The weird thing about Vonzell breaking down after her first song is that she seemed to be holding it together until Paula's "How are you feeling?" question. Paula asked it in a way that made it sound like she either knew or suspected that V had been upset that day. So Paula asked an unnecessary question when she should have known it would lead to V getting emotional. Paula's not the type to poke at emotional fragility just for kicks, so she must have thought it would help V to give her a reason to show her emotions to win votes.
Posted by: Ashes | May 11, 2005 9:48 AM(#19 of 58)
Did anyone notice when BO finished his song and approached La Ryan and attempted to put his sweaty arm around him, Ryan recoiled and cock blocked him? Maybe Bo has B.O., that or Ryan's pissed because Bo refuses to use his Crest WhiteStrips.
Posted by: drunker | May 11, 2005 9:51 AM(#20 of 58)
Vonzell is great. Carrie sucks!... Good voice, no personality. Bo looks like a pro and will most likely win. It'll be the battle of the boys in the final round.
Posted by: couchpotato | May 11, 2005 11:28 AM(#21 of 58)
I was annoyed to see John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, Mikalah and all the other rejects in the audience. Go Home and stay there! I really hated those three, and was very grateful when they were just a distant memory. Vonzell's dad is 100% Pimp. Anthony reminds me of John Denver. There should be a little cartoon bird happily chirping on his shoulder.
Posted by: Kelley | May 11, 2005 11:40 AM(#22 of 58)
I would like to see Vonzell stay on the show a few more weeks because she is interesting. Bo is also interesting. Carrie can sing, but there's nothing there besides blond hair and a carefully inserted twang. I am so over her. (I never was on her.) Anyway the top two will be Carrie and Bo, and I hope Bo wins because he's versatile in his singing style.
PS. My mom, a huge O'Jays fan, was impressed with Bo's version of 'For the Love of Money' which is funny because she could care less for Bo any other day.
Posted by: megstar | May 11, 2005 11:50 AM(#23 of 58)
When I watch Carrie on stage all I can think about is how much I'd like to do her. Somebody told me that she's singing when she's on stage. Is she? I never noticed..
Posted by: Cletus | May 11, 2005 11:58 AM(#24 of 58)
Usually Anthony sounds like latin elevator music to me but last night it was JUST elevator music. I don't understand how/why he would choose the same song as someone else especially Carrie and especially when he had to follow her.
Posted by: punkrox | May 11, 2005 11:58 AM(#25 of 58)
I didn't think V did well at all with "Don't leave me this Way" LaToya did that song last season and rocked it. But if V has to sing something that doesn't sound like Whitney Houston she's in trouble.
Posted by: punkrox | May 11, 2005 12:00 PM(#26 of 58)
Kelley: LMAO to the cartoon bird singing on Anthony's shoulder!
I can't stand Carrie. She has rubbed me the wrong way since the semi-finals. She seems so cold-like she could give a shit. Which she proved last night when she said she didn't care if she won, because whenever this ended it wouldn't be the END of her life. Bitch! Go home if you feel that way and save us the agony of your bland performances. BTW line dancing doesn't look good when you do it alone.
Posted by: Victoria | May 11, 2005 12:08 PM(#27 of 58)
punkrox: Does Thelma Houston count?
Posted by: Victoria | May 11, 2005 12:10 PM(#28 of 58)
punkrox, good memory. Last night I kept thinking that I'd heard someone sing "Don't Leave Me This Way" on AI before, but I couldn't think who. I thought maybe someone had done it earlier this season, but I wasn't thinking back far enough. I think Vonzell did a good job, but I did like the version from last time better.
My favorite performance last night was far and away Bo's rendition of "Love of Money." Sounding cool on that song was even harder given that it's now associated with Trump, as Simon defied Fox by pointing out.
Posted by: Ashes | May 11, 2005 12:11 PM(#29 of 58)
Victoria:
BTW line dancing doesn't look good when you do it alone.
Bwahhahha!!! I KNOW! What a fool! I bet her favorite flavor of ice cream is plain.
Greasy Bo-Hunk is my fav.
Posted by: punkrox | May 11, 2005 12:19 PM(#30 of 58)
Victoria-
Right on the money-- the line dancing was excruciating. She is the epitomy of blah.
Posted by: Kelley | May 11, 2005 1:12 PM(#31 of 58)
BO kicks ass. I really hope he wins. And I think Vonz was upset last night because of the hideous ensemble she was wearing for the first song. Did anyone else notice that? Doesn't someone look them over and give them the ok before they go out on stage looking like she picked out her outfit blind folded?
Posted by: yourmom | May 11, 2005 1:52 PM(#32 of 58)
Would Bo pleaz put the mic stand DOWN PLEASE.
Posted by: Soupastar07 | May 11, 2005 4:13 PM(#33 of 58)
i still think constantine should win it
Posted by: kate | May 11, 2005 4:37 PM(#34 of 58)
my 2 cents:
vonzell looks like ryann star from season 1, and i couldn't stand HER either.
carrie should be on NASHVILLE STAR, but she CAN SING. so can bo, but it's time to lose the shades.
anthony? good voice. sweet mom. hole in throat. he's the dark horse.
as far as seacrest pulling away from bo? that's how all closet homosexuals react to being touched.
Posted by: wicked | May 11, 2005 4:49 PM(#35 of 58)
oh, and i'm LMAO about the "plain" ice cream comment. WICKED funny!
Posted by: wicked | May 11, 2005 4:53 PM(#36 of 58)
Carrie Underwear means "boring" in Oklahoman..Go home and milk some cows...they love you. Bo needs to get rid of that scraggly face mask and yes, yes, yes...put the mike stand down!
Posted by: alohaguy | May 11, 2005 6:37 PM(#37 of 58)
okay. i guess i was wrong about anthony being the dark horse. vonzell, however, STILL looks like ryan starr. and carrie? i think we're ALL over HER. i'm all about bo, now.
Posted by: wicked | May 11, 2005 6:43 PM(#38 of 58)
To give Ryan the benefit of the doubt, he was about to put his arm around Bo but suddenly realized that Bo was reaching out to shake his hand. Since Ryan had the mike in his right hand, he used his left hand and gave Bo's hand a quick shake. Of course, whether the note got passed in that quick moment is still up for debate.
Posted by: Brad | May 11, 2005 9:36 PM(#39 of 58)
yeah soupastar, I don't think Bo can sing a song without dragging that mic stand around with him on stage. LOSE THE MIC STAND, BO!
Posted by: gasman | May 12, 2005 3:13 AM(#40 of 58)
Bo is good. He's real good. I think he's missing some teath though. I think that's why he always pulls his mouth over to one side when he talks.
Posted by: Cletus | May 12, 2005 8:11 AM(#41 of 58)
I meant to type teeth, not teath. sorry.
Posted by: Cletus | May 12, 2005 8:12 AM(#42 of 58)
I wish Bo would go back to his original look like we saw in his audition tape. I LOVE him, but this new look with the beard and the long, dark hair makes him look way older. He was a total doll before.
I love that "greasy Bo-Hunk" comment, though!
Posted by: winkie | May 12, 2005 9:02 AM(#43 of 58)
This year's AI is the least exciting one.
Except for for Abduhl kerfuffle I don't know why I'm watching. Canadian Idol last season was way better. I don't really care who wins on AI this year. I'm still watching though.
Posted by: Mary Togneri | May 12, 2005 12:57 PM(#44 of 58)
I think if Vonz wins, they should change it to minority idol. Just once I wish the white man would win. And the bad thing is, I dont even like Bo.
Posted by: brian | May 13, 2005 9:15 AM(#45 of 58)
I can't even believe I'm responding, but what about Kelly Clarkson? She won. I really do hope you weren't serious though...the race of the person doesn't matter.
Posted by: Catie | May 13, 2005 11:39 AM(#46 of 58)
i think they should start the show over...there are no real stand out favorites...but vonzell should win how can anyone not see how gross bo is???and carrie ALWAys chooses the WRong songs
Posted by: yeeeaahhh | May 13, 2005 9:31 PM(#47 of 58)
i think they should start the show over...there are no real stand out favorites...but vonzell should win how can anyone not see how gross bo is???and carrie ALWAys chooses the WRong songs
Posted by: yeeeaahhh | May 13, 2005 9:31 PM(#48 of 58)
I think Carrie rocks. She has never been in the bottom three. I think Vonzell has gotten too many sympathy votes. Bo is good, but he definetly needs to put the mic down.
Posted by: Lola | May 15, 2005 9:46 PM(#49 of 58)
Carrie has no personality to speak of and has made it perfectly clear that she doesn't care if she wins or not. She just wants to get back to the farm to milk some cows and let her uncle do her.. Hahahahaha
Posted by: Cletus | May 16, 2005 1:27 PM(#50 of 58)
Bo sucks, and so does Randy and the whole Dog Pound
Posted by: JOe | May 18, 2005 5:50 PM(#51 of 58)
I HATE CARRIE'S PERSONALITY!!! SHE HAS BAD STAGE PERFORMANCE AND SHE GIVES OKLAHOMAN'S A BAD REP!!
CARRIE NEEDS TO MOVE ASIDE AND LET BO HAVE ALL THE GLORY!! I REALLY WANTED TO SEE VONZELL WIN IT THOUGH!! THE ENTIRE SHOW IS LAME AND BORING NOW.
Posted by: MANDI | May 19, 2005 11:03 AM(#52 of 58)
Baby V is off the chains she is a star already i hope she gets a record deal very quick so she can get big on bet and mtv.
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Posted by: iPod | May 24, 2005 12:55 PM(#55 of 58)
Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is Bo missing a tooth? It would be his left side, but when we look at him on tv, its the right side....I also remember Randy last season missing a tooth as well....Now I can see a young punk in a band from Alabama missing a tooth, but Randy? Come on, you got money.....go splurge on a new tooth.
Posted by: amiris12000 | May 24, 2005 7:09 PM(#56 of 58)
I think Vonzell was good. I seem to remember that she sang non-R&B songs sometimes. I was shocked as heck that Constantine got kicked off, though. I mean, where were his votes going? I loved his Partridge Family performance. I would like to have heard him sing the whole Bohemian Rhapsody, though. Carrie is cute and does have a pretty voice, but she bores me to tears. Bo is kinda gritty. I could see myself buying his album if it was along the lines of Creed or something.
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