Are You Being Served? - 
by J-Unit
Tiffany has made a big deal about how much she changed, and one of the ways she changed, or at least what she told Naima was that she doesn't drink anymore because it makes her crazy. We can all relate to that, and it you can tell Tiffany was happy she had a chance to go to a nice restaurant. But then she noticed that Rebecca had some white wine. Hmm, classy white bitch got some wine, that means that if a ghetto bitch did the same thing, she might be more classy. We know that is not quite how it works, but it was fun having a little laugh as TIffany began slurring her speech and doing the "I love you guys" type of speeches. All of the top models were thinking the same thing, or at least they were right up until the time Tiffany got sick and threw up on the floor in the restaurant.
For the first shoot, the girls were going to do be playing some tennis. Jay Manuel was not around, but that was because this was a stealth mission. Jay had a monitor to watch as the girls all interacted with the photographer, who was paid to be as big of an asshole as possible. The judges wanted to see what the girls would do under pressure.
The pressure got to most girls, but some more than ohters. Naima looked carefree, but Khalen and Michelle fought back tears as they were done. If there was anybody who you know couldn't stand and wouldn't stand for that kind of treatment, it was Tiffany and Brandi. Tiffany mouthed off to the photographer, who basically threw her out of the shoot. Brand mentioned that she couldn't hide her emotions, especially in her face. It's a good thing she picked a career where her every expression will be scrutinized. She also wasn't going to let anybody make jokes about her, and Tatiana made that mistake.
To tell you the truth it seemed as if Tatiana wasn't making fun of Tiffany, but trying to have a little laugh about the photographer. If there was nothing the girls should have rallying around, it would be making fun of the photographer, right? Especially one that was so hard on everybody? Well, Brand had plenty of Tatiana. Maybe it was her scrunched up face, maybe it was her pit stains, maybe it was the fact that Tatiana spent the whole time laying underneath a bed, but something pissed off Brandi. She asked Naima "Is it OK to slap somebody when they get on your nerves?". You know what they say. If you have to ask....well, I don't know what the say, so you can finish that sentence.
After the last girl had finished, Jay revealed himself, and told the girls all about his little ruse. The photographer chose Naima as the winner of the , and she picked Tiffany and Kahlen to come along with her for a "very, very nice and elegant dinner. There are so many nice places in LA, I was wondering where they would go . When the girls rolled up next to the PIg And Whistle, I figured that the nice and elegant part had to be the special guest for the evening (there was an empty place setting at the table).
So, I was right about the guest being the elegant part, as Serena Williams walked in to hand Naima a signed racket. She then went on to talk about how great her fashion business is. She owns a company called Aneres , and helps design her clothes. Immediately, tshe decides she is going to critique all of their walks. I would have had Serena give some feedback to jay at the tennis court, because it's not like she had that much to any discussion of high fashion.
Our production photo shoot for the evening was an interesting one. The girls made their way over to Quixote Studios (on Martel, I believe). It's incidentally also right across the street from where B-side used to work (the studio, not the Trader Joe's). Twleve girls, twelve months, twelve signs of the zodiac, twelve pages for a calendar. Since the zodiac signs were celestial, the girls would be aided in their poses by a harness, which proved a little difficult for some.
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