Are You Being Served? - 
by J-Unit
If you are wondering the girls dressed up as the following: Naima - Capricorn, Kahlen - Aries, Noelle - Leo, Keenya - Taurus, Britany - Saggitarius, Tiffany - Cancer, Christina - Libra, Tatiana - Gemni, Rebecca - Virgo, Michelle - Aquarius, Lluvy - Pisces, Brandi - Scorpio. And when they had to do their costumes and makeup, it was a simple matter of a background, they had a lot of stuff going on. Naima and Kahlen sported horns for their goat and ram, Lluvy and Brandi dealt with scales being attached to their faces for their fish and scorpion, but the craziest outfit had to be Tiffany. She had the biggest god awful crab claws to deal with, but she tried and made it work out OK, although you really still have to laugh about the whole thing.
Tiffany, who was going back and forth between ghetto and fabulous today, chose to defend Brandi against what she perceived were a bunch of girls ganging up on her. I know that they have a big sister/little sister thing going on and Tiffany has been the voice of reason for her friend, but Tiffany really has to pick her fights. Brandi has been unpleasant, and Tiffany might end up alienating herself further if she defends Brandi when Brandi shows no intention of trying to enjoy herself there.
When it came time for judging, the girls were surprised to hear that the judging would not be done on the professional shoot, but tennis shoot. Most of the girls were really awful in their pictures, looking as if they had been caught off guard. Noell and Lluvy were truly awful. Moving on to the zodiac pictures, the judges loved Keenya, Christina, and Michelle. Brittany also had a strong picture, and the difference between her when she has her makeup packed on and her natural face is amazing. She got rid of the pinup and let her natural beauty work, which is always a good idea. Tatiana and Kahlen also received good words for their work. My favorite picks for this week (I'm in love with Keenya and Naima BTW, so I hope you are all ready to see lots of their pictures this season):
The theme this week was growth, and the judges decided that Lluvy had more potential to grow - they just couldn't get past Brandi's demeanor. When she heard that she would be going home, Brandi didn't go crazy, didn't hug any of her roommates, but did leave a note saying how much she would miss Tiffany. Tiffany was crying because she lost her closest friend, and I am sure she feels like she failed protecting her "little sister". Hopefully Tiffany will bounce back, because she shouldn't go ballistic over this decision. Getting rid of Brandi was the right choice, and doing it now is better than having to explain how they let her and that damn gap through the competition so long.
Remember what I said about America's Next Top Model would find a hard time equalling last week's theatrics? Well, maybe I was wrong. As we got some of the previews for next week, the following phrase could be heard "flesh eating bacteria". Oh god Tyra, thank you ever so much for giving us this show.
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love the headline.
Posted by: B-Side | March 24, 2005 12:52 AM(#1 of 20)
Kahlen looks like David Spade.
Posted by: sg-dub | March 24, 2005 8:40 AM(#2 of 20)
J-Unit, I'll fight you for Naima.
Posted by: Papercuts! | March 24, 2005 9:49 AM(#3 of 20)
How did the girls not realize that the "rude photographer" bit was a test. You're obviously being taped and you ARE on a reality show, get a clue! These chicks are dumber than rocks.
Posted by: k-loo | March 24, 2005 9:53 AM(#4 of 20)
I think they did know it was a test just by the way they were all talking in the room after they had their pictures taken. I'm so glad that Brandi is gone. She was really getting on my nerves.
Rick D.
Posted by: Rick D. | March 24, 2005 10:16 AM(#5 of 20)
soooooo glad to see brandi go...i couldn't stand her for another episode
Posted by: twiztidkc | March 24, 2005 11:28 AM(#6 of 20)
I Love Lluvy. I can't explain it. Everyone thinks im nuts.
But to quote Woody allen when he was trying to explain why he was having sex with his adopted daughter "The heart wants what it wants"
Posted by: Eddiebosox | March 24, 2005 1:34 PM(#7 of 20)
i think michelle takes really good pictures but she doesnt look so good off camera. i'm glad that got rid of bitchy brandi.
Posted by: wendy | March 24, 2005 1:42 PM(#8 of 20)
I don't mean to nitpick J-Unit...BUT Tiffany actually said, "That stank ho poured beer on my weave!"
I could never forget it because it was one of my all-time favorite reality show moments! I think I've also added Tiffany throwing up on the floor of the restaurant to my list of favorites. That is fabulously ghetto and hilarious.
Posted by: Catie | March 24, 2005 2:54 PM(#9 of 20)
"All y'all bitches"
Oh Brandi, you had me at hello...
Posted by: Eddiebosox | March 25, 2005 8:39 AM(#10 of 20)
"All y'all bitches" was Tiffany.
"Yo ass be to' up right now" was Brandi.
Sheesh.
Was Tiffany trying out for the new DC Comic film adaptation of "Pubic Lice Girl?"
Posted by: sg-dub | March 25, 2005 9:54 AM(#11 of 20)
I love naima. I think she is so unique looking. And any girl who has the balls to sport a mohawk and still look good has my vote.
Posted by: yourmom | March 26, 2005 10:58 AM(#12 of 20)
funny post J-Unit. Especially ponting out how much help Tiffany got from Michelle after she threw up. But you forgot to mention that Michelle also helped Tiffany change her tampon, shave her legs and have phone sex with her baby's daddy in Florida (on East coast time of course). Those girls sure are close.
Adios to Brandi and her bad attitude. Maybe she can have her mom sew in a brain instead of a new weave.
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | March 28, 2005 7:18 AM(#13 of 20)
I am soooo glad Brandi is gone. I didn't get her at all. She was a bitch and ugly. I have no idea how she got on the show. I can't wait for the flesh eating bacteria hysterics next week. Nothing like inciting a little chaos for no reason...
Posted by: smithie | March 28, 2005 10:46 AM(#14 of 20)
How could one (Lluvy) recover after being told that you took the worst photograph in the history of ANTM?... Too funny!
Posted by: couchpotato | March 29, 2005 12:44 PM(#15 of 20)
can someone please start a Naima website please? i think im in love lol, girl is so uncoventional cool .
Posted by: Brooklyn Masala | March 30, 2005 7:03 PM(#16 of 20)
Lluvy has been my favorite from the start, I think she's sooo gorgeous. Everyone thinks I'm insane but I'm hoping she'll finally "get it" with her posing, and start delivering amazing photos... It's the worst to 1st story, like Yoanna ;)
Posted by: Chargerfan | March 31, 2005 8:24 AM(#17 of 20)
i think naima is hot i wish i could get with her i hope she wins damn she's fine
Posted by: curtwrld431 | April 6, 2005 7:22 PM(#18 of 20)
brooklyn masala i agree she's hot let's start a website
Posted by: curtwrld431 | April 6, 2005 7:25 PM(#19 of 20)
I have a naima fansite the first and official fansite so check it out it won't let me put it on so if you wanna know it it's I will just put spaces w w w . f r e e w e b s . c o m / m s n a i m a /
Posted by: Naima's Number.1 Fan | April 10, 2005 6:25 PM(#20 of 20)