The Road to the Final Four - 
by J-Unit
The girls learned that they would be doing their shoots with three male models, Lee-Roy, Bertini, and Mark. Quite a set of refreshing, down to earth names, but not nearly as funny as Rib. Immediately, Kahlen covered her eyes to avoid any pregnancy. I wish one of these girls would have placed a dildo in her bed or a blow up doll. God, just imagine the look on Kahlen's face, she would probably die. The models were really flirty, and they said they wanted to go out to dinner with the girls or perhaps a nightclub and go dancing. Bertini was particularly agressive, especially with Keenya, asking for her number. Maybe he's just an ass man, because Keenya surely has it going on in that area. By this time, i'm sure it has a nice jiggle when you smack it.
Brittany was a complete natural of course. You can't really say that she has rhythm, but you can tell that she knows how to move her body when another body is next to hers. Kahlen, on the other hand, has a lot of trouble. She couldn't get into a natural groove, and although she said she was able to get through the dancing by acting a role, she couldn't find within herself what she needed to get through this one. She still had a hard time thinking of herself as an object of sexual attraction. Kahlen, here is some free advice. An appletini or ice-blended margarita or four will really free your mind.
Overall, this was a great shoot, and I was really impressed with the pictures. After last week when they did their own hair, makeup, and clothing, it was good to have the professionals taking care of things once again:
Brittany may have had a point somewhere, but she is just not one who is good at arguing. Past a certain point, she doesn't want to think of a coherent response and simply outshouts everybody. Naima had a look on her face that she wanted to kill the two of them, more intensity than I have seen from her all year. She said that she thanked god she was able to get a hold of the key, because it meant so much to her, and Keenya and Brittany obviously hadn't learned anything from it. Kahlen just cried in the corner. The argument continued in the loft, and of course nobody got any further. Naima tried to step in for a moment, but got sick of dealing with Keenya and Brittany, and left the room. Kahlen was just sobbing outside. I have to say, she was pretty annoying this week.
For the judging the girls were told to dance around in place. Tyra would shout "Pose!" and they would stop and pose. Sort of boring, until all of the judges got out of their chair and joined in on the fun. I nearly fell off the couch watching Nigel do sort of a half grind with Naima. And about Nigel, how many of those god damned bold colored stripe shirts does he own. Is it just me or does he wear a different one each week? Maybe it's the same one, but it's starting to bother me. Janice was Janice, and even dressed up like the girls did for their shoot. Nolé, poor guy, he must miss his dog so much, but he did shake it when he had the chance. Tyra (god, what a great ass!), had a party up in there as well.
Keenya has been running into trouble with the judges for her weight, but she came out on top in this episode. She had a decent picture (they were also shown their worst shots), but she really impressed the judges by the way she acted when she was in front of them. Kahlen didn't have the best picture, and they thought there could definitely be more emotion and sexiness, but they decided she had the potential to go on.
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