So, I need a little help here. Recently, I offered a DVD screener of one of the most memorable episodes in the history of America's Next Top Model. In return, I only asked for a little help in sweeping Tyra Banks off of her feet. That's right, you write one letter and you get a free DVD. More importantly, you will have my eternal gratitude.

I have received half a dozen letters so far, all very poignant and sincere, but the season premiere is still two weeks away, so you slackers still have time. Don't worry, I understand the delay, as even my own sister hasn't yet taken the time to help me out. It's kind of depressing actually. So depressing, it makes me wonder if I should just rm -rf tvgasm.com and be done with the whole thing (for anybody who got that joke, I am just kidding).

For the full details click here. Send your submissions to j-unit@tvgasm.com. And if magnetic poetry is more your thing, you can try for a DVD with disturbing toilet seat imagery as well.