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The first cut took the girls down to twenty, and if it wasn't bad enough that your hopes were dashed, you were also given a chance to watch as the girls who made it practiced their walk down the runway. Sarah was easily the worst. Not only could she not walk in heels, but she it seemed that she was so down on herself, she was bound to fail. Kim was almost as bad, and when Jay said she looked like a man in a dress, the other Jay said a man in a dress wouldn't look that bad.

Everybody had a one on one with Tyra and we got to our final cut. Cassandra, Nik, Kyle, and Ashley were first to be called. No real surprises here, except when Ashley wondered "are you serious?" I thought it would have been awesome if Tyra said "Actually, that we weren't, go home bitch!", but that didn't happen. Next were Bre, Kim, and Sarah. Bre was no surprise, but I really thought they would leave Kim. She is cute, but disturbing, maybe because of her uncanny resemblance to Billy Joe of Green Day. And I love Sarahs, but DAMN the shoulders!

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With six remaining, they called out Jayla, Coryn, and Nicole. Jayla has a nice alternative look, sort of like Norelle from a few seasons back, but not quite at that level. Coryn was a dark horse. I can't wait to see what the makeover people have to say about those eyebrows. Nicole starts crying. She was the oldest of her family and her mom thought her sister was much better. She had this feeling of disbelief that people would actually pick her for something. Now she is the pride and joy of all of Grand Forks, North Dakota. Quick! Get me a tissue!

Diane was next, proving the bigger the berry, the sweeter the juice. She does have a gorgeous face, but we'll see if she can last longer than Tocarra. Lisa was next, and I thought she should have been picked if only because she said that she was the jam of all the girls there, and who wouldn't want to butter their bread with her? Actually, I would call her butter, because she's on a roll! I'm sure you've NEVER heard that one. The last one picked was Ebony, Ms. Don't Get it Twisted. I was actually worried what would happen if she didn't make it. As soon as she saw Tyra by the pool on that first day, she ran up and hugged her. She is so obsessed with modeling, if she didn't have this validation, well, who knows what could have happened.

All of the losers start crying, and Tyra hugs them and tells them that although they weren't good enough for her, somebody might find something to do with them. But you know, don't let the door hit you on the way out. That's about it for the first hour. Watch for part two tomorrow or Saturday.

What did you think of the new batch of girls? Who is your favorite to win? (Keep in mind that the second half of the recap is coming soon.)

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Oh come on, Kim is heart-stoppingly beautiful.

I am hoping that ANTP can fill the void left in my life by BB6, although i dont know if i can give my heart and soul to a show only to have it ripped out and trampled upon by THE NERD HERD!

Does anyone else think that Coryn is post-op?

J-Unit - Sara from cycle 2 is in last months cosmo. She is in one of those random pictures towards the back of the magazine. As soon as I saw the picture and figured out it was her, I thought of TVgasm.

Actually, that is Donovan McNabb's mom in the commercials. Only in the first year of the commercials did they use a fake mom. I'll be quiet now...

Kim and Sarah were soooo awkward walking down the runway. It was almost painful to watch...I don't think Kim will find her feminine side in time to come close to winning this competition. On top of that, she has the worst posture in the world. I know Tyra likes to mold girls that are rough around the edges, but I mean come on!

I can't stand Nicole already. I think she'll be cut early though, because she looks like she's 14.

Bre and Nik are the hottest I think.

MUST HAVE NEXT RECAP!!!!! NOW!!!!!!

please?

whew i am glad to here thats really donovan's mom in the soup commericals. i felt so gyped for a minute!!

Did anyone see the update show that aired tuesday night? It was interesting to see that girls that got kicked off kind of early were more successful than the girls who won. Like Brita(is that her name?) and Anne.

My God, Coryn is definitely post-op.

Kim, there is a reason why people like you aren't models; no woman wants to look like you or be like you except maybe all those butch lesbians who read fashion magazines.

And Sarah...my god. Those are not Angelina Jolie lips. Those are Crazy Fish Lips; kinda like if Julia Roberts got waaaay too much collagen.

yeah, jayneatomic, I was gonna say the same thing. It appeared to me that Brita was as successful, if not moreso, than winner Eva.

(and J-Unit had a conniption when she was cut first last year, so there's some comeuppance.)

BTW, Love the Wesleyan bust - See it's not all about LA references. Middletown, CT gets some mention too!

I love, love, love Kim, but that's probably because she's all boyish and I find that really attractive. I also like her style--I'd buy what she's selling.

Loved the Coryn/Sam the American Eagle comparison. Her eyebrows are terrifying.

And I have to disagree with your assessment of Diane. There's nothing sexy about her, and her face isn't pretty and her head is waaaaay too large. She's big, yes, but not sexy-big, just BIG. And I'm not anti-big girl--hell, I *am* a big girl--and I loved Toccarra and the other token plus-sized girl they had a couple of seasons back. I just don't find Diane's body attractive at all. She'd look better with a smaller waist and more of an hourglass shape.

Oh, and I totally miss Janice Dickinson. Yeah, she's part silicone and really coked out, but I absolutely loved her bitchy commentaries.

Hey PixieGal, who elected you the speaker for an entire gender? I think you would find that there are actually a lot of girls who find her look appealing. Lets put the homo-stereotypes to rest now so we dont have to listen to it all season, k? Oh and by the way, she is not butch. Let's not talk about what we don't understand.

Thanks!

Finally, my annual fix is back. J-Unit YOU BETTA WORK!

The girls are beautiful this cycle. My faves are the lesbian, Hawk-eye Ebony and the girl who breaks her ankles in high heels. Oh, I forgot, I also liked the girl who was voted off. boo hoo.

sg-dub, what's your Wes connection? And yes, J-Unit, as an alum I loved the shout-out. Kim was the prettiest of all the butch lezzies back at school.

Good Lord...Diane is homelier than a bucket full of rectums. If my dog had a face like Sarah's, I'd shave its butt and make it walk backwards.. Coryn? I've seen better faces on iodine bottles. I hope they make the beauty queen, Cassandra cut her hair way short and die it white for the make overs. That'll learn her. I am betting Kim wins. Her face is perfect for modeling. She just needs to become a bit more feminine. Both Jay's can help her with that. I dont miss crackhead Janice. She was appalling.

I like Nicole. I think she is very good looking, and for some reason I want her to be there for a long time. I also think Cassandra is very funny. She is having fun messing with some of the girl's heads. The whole psychotic conversation was hilarious.

Rick D.

I thought that Kim was cool and once she got her makeup together she looked pretty good. Yes, Tyra does seem to have lost weight.

KW -

If I told you my Wes connection, I'd have to kill you.

Actually, I went to college in CT and an Ex-gf went to Wesleyan so I had many nights there. Fascinating place, to say the least. War in Iraq? Deadly Hurricanes in the Gulf? Who cares man, we're not doing enough for Middletown's homeless and the athletic department isn't acknowledging Wiccan holidays!

There's more but I've said too much already. (I like phony intrigue!)

Pixie Gal:
Yes i know tons of butch lesbians who read fashion magazines....seriously, level with us...are you retarded?

Tis a fascinating place. I think the kicker for me as a vistiting student was the giant banner in the dining hall reading "CUNT CLUB SEX TOYS 101". Mom loved it too!

KW -

and the best part is that you still attended after seeing that. Give me a call sometime.

i was at the taping of tyra's talk show yesterday and they did a segment with the girl who got kicked off ANTM this week...they said it will air next wednesday on the show...it would be worth it to watch for those of you who enjoy lots of 'jiggling'!

First of all--I miss Janice!!!

I think Coryn looks like a weird version of Rebecca Romijn--she needs eyebrow wax asap though, it was funny when Tyra said it at the end! They are just ridiculous!

To me, Kim looks like a cute boy and that's ok but she has a very strange body.

How come nobody mentioned Cassandra's comment-"You know how sociopaths can murder people because they have no emotions?-that's like me except I don't kill anyone"---hello psycho, who says stuff like that? on TV???? I can't wait until next week whey they chop her hair!!!

i thought i would miss janice too, but twiggy is like a nice older DRUNK british lady. all in all, a riot.

in the recap of whats up with last cycle's models, it was fun to see brittney, and it was interesting to see how well brita was doing.

i am strangely attracted to kim. she had something that appeals to the straights and the gays evidently.

Well i accidently stumbled onto this site and i have to say i am so addicted. I have to say my favorite models are Kim and Cassandra. Kim cuz she's so darn cute and Cassandra cuz well who doesn't love a psycho. I don't think she's top model material but i hope they keep her awhile for the entertainment factor. Thinks for the great recap and i can't wait for the 2nd half.

That Lisa girl from LA? She looks like a 75 year old Gina Gershon. That's not a compliment.

Oh, and I saw Mercedes in a Sears commercial. Classy!

After Lisa wasted her one-on-one by asking Tyra what it was like to work with Will Smith, I was SURE she was O-U-T.

Besides, when did Tyra work with Will Smith?

Tyra worked with Will back on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." She played Jackie Ames, who ever that was, but she was on for a couple of episodes. This was all back in '93.

She was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, remember?

No, I don't remember, but I'm glad you guys do!


And I heart Kim.
If I were to date a girl, it would be someone that looked like her-- pretty, but with a distinctly masculine edge.

Amen to "Hater" & and "Sg-db"!!!!I definitely sense childhood head trauma seeping into PixieGals posting. I am a cute lesbo, clothes pony, and a whore for fashion mags. I am currently lifting the September Vogue for upper arm definition. Why don't you two give me a call sometime. Wes is a hot school but, Purchase & SL have some cuties too, mmmkay!

SapphoSexual -

Does it matter that I'm a straight dude?

Ooooh, a straight dude with a sense of humor. Hmm, let me think on this a minute... Yeah, not so much. But you can still buy me drinks and wish....

kim is sex.
kyle is cute, cassandra is strange, and even though sarah is a mess, i think she will improve....good luck to her.
wesleyan is where its at.
xx

How fucking dare you? Billie joe from green day is so fucking amazing, how can you fucking compare that lesbian to him? He is naturally hott, and that "model" is a piece of shit. In other words, Billie is God, don't fucking touch him.

TVgasm, I am able to turn my worst days upside down when I see side-by-side comparisons of reality stars. The eagle from The Muppets! I haven't thought of him in years.

And Kyle certainly looks like good ol' J. Simpson. I kept thinking she could be her body double, you know, for when Jess doesn't want to be photographed all drunk outside of Spider Club.

Tell us how you really feel, lefty lover.

Well PixieGal is a PixieBitch. I think Kim is attractive & definetly model material. And she is so not butch.

Susanna - not runway material, her walk and her body is weird.

Coryn - pluck the eyebrows just a bit.

And again, enough with the homophobia!!! "That lesbian" Puhleaze!!! Breeders!!!

Genevieve, i don't have a problem with gay people. I have a really big problem with people degrading a god.

I think that the best girls on the show are Bre w/ her big curly hair and pretty face. Coryn, she's just pretty. Diane w/ her really fierce face. Lisa, who takes amazing photos but just a little arrogant, & Nik, who has a unique beauty and can take great photos but she's a little quiet.

Coryn needs to pluck her eyebrows to be perpendicular to her tearducts, as well as rounding the edges slightly when she does so. She'll look fine after that.

omg i love americas next top modle go eva she rocks and tyra banks is hotttttt!!!!!!!!

I love kim I hope she wins