If These Walls Could Talk - 
by J-Unit
After some jokes about throwing up and in general how gross caviar is (these kinds of scenes really bug B-Side, who could probably eat a pound of caviar like Gus eats spicy Hungarian soup), we were able to return to what was really of interest; hot girl-on-girl action. Kim and Sarah had a little flirty dip in the pool. Despite the disapproving glare of Grandma Bre, who was trying to throw some cold water on Kim before she ruined her relationship with her girlfriend (even though they agreed they both could see other people), there was no denying how close these two were becoming. It finally got to the point where there was no denying what was going to be going on.
We didn't get any Real World-style night vision or Big Brother-style captioned groans, so it would be impossible to tell if Sarah was a pillow queen or not, but we did get to see the morning after, with Sarah slowly putting her fingers through Kim's hair. It's hard to say if she was glowing or not, but you can tell that she wouldn't have been upset if it happened to them again. Nicole didn't necessarily disapprove of what was going on, but she wondered why anybody would spend time seducing their roommates when there was so much they had to work on, which in reality makes a lot of sense. Bre was once again doing her part to keep these two apart, asking Kim how realistic she thought this whole thing was and if she thought Sarah was going to fly to New York each weekend to visit her. Meanwhile, Sarah was telling her boyfriend about it, and told her boyfriend that she "doesn't swing that way." Well Sarah, we know that you swing both ways, so don't try and hide it. Sarah's boyfriend was either upset that he was losing his girlfriend or pissed off that she didn't make a DVD of the event.
Sarah's confusion trickled over to the photo shoot. Kim basically admitted that she was just playing around and that the sex, or what she was just trying to tell people was kissing and nothing more, was harmless and meant nothing. There was only one girl for Kim, and she was in New York. Sarah might not know it, but it seemingly put the kibosh on any more fooling around in the house.
When they arrived at the shoot, which took place at Quixote studios, home of the not very glamorous zodiac photo shoot. This time, they had another complicated setup. The setup was equivalent to having a huge treadmill in the middle of a runway, meaning that the girls could run in place without going anywhere. But what were they running from? We weren't told those details, but the girls had to imagine it was something scary, probably mean and ugly.
Look familiar?
Everybody was getting ready and Jay finally brought Cassandra the news that she didn't want to hear: her hair was going to get cut shorter. Jayla was also getting her hair cut, but since they had put extensions in, it was returning more or less to the state that it was when she arrived, therefore, she had no problem. Cassandra was still anxious and told Jay she was scared of getting her hair cut, because she still wasn't comfortable rocking what she currently had. Jay told her to think about it, and he would ask her after she had some breakfast.
The rest of the models weren't nearly as high maintenance. Then again, they had the attitude that the people who have, you know, careers in the modeling industry might have a better idea of what's going on than they do. Even Lisa, who will give more advice than asked to any of the other girls, doesn't dare question what is going on with Jay, Tyra, or the rest of the panel. Bre told Cassandra that she'll respect her decision, but it was God who gave you your instincts and that is what you have to trust. So even though losing another inch of hair would have cost her nothing but a little more time waiting for it to grow in, Cassandra told Jay that she wasn't going to have her hair cut. Instead of throwing a fit about it, he simply kicks her off of the shoot, which means she is kicked off the show.
You would like the think that Cassandra was devastated, but she was really more relieved than anything else. She packed up her things and left. The rest of the girls were shocked, but more because they learned that there would still be an elimination. Bre said that she felt bad for what happened to Cassandra, which makes sense since she was the only one who was telling Cassandra to defy the powers that be. Cassandra left, saying that she would go home, get some hair extensions, and go right back to doing pageants. Look for her in a future Miss Criminally Insane Universe competition, coming to a town near you.
The rest of the girls did their things without hitch. Poor Sarah still looked horribly unnatural, even just holding a purse, but a lot of other people had the right balance of beauty and fear that they were looking for in this shoot. For me, I wasn't too crazy about the pictures, especially after they had filled in what was chasing the girls - a fashion witch played by Jay Alexander. Here are my favorites from this shoot:
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