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With their new knowledge, the girls are taken for their reward shoot. J. Alexander introduces us to yet another Jay, Jay Goldman, who is apparently an awesome photographer. The girls were told that they would instruct Jay Goldman how to shoot their bodies. One shot would be to flaunt their flaws; the other shot would be to hide their flaws. It wasn't a hard task, as Jay gave them all hints on how to hide their flaws over at Smashbox. A few of them had problems though, like Jayla and her big ears. Perhaps the easiest way to hide your big ears is to cover them up with your hair. As a kid who had the same size ears since he was about seven, but could never really grow his hair out to cover them, trust me. Jayla passed on that technique and her hide picture did nothing. Another person who had some trouble was Diane. I still think most of her problem is personality, but to me it seemed like her flaunt and hide pictures should have been reversed. Finally, there was Nicole, who was criticized for being too pale. It's probably Lisa who was saying things like, "You and your fair-skinned parents suck, BITCH" or "Why don't you lay outside and get skin cancer SKANK." Nicole couldn't do much for her paleness except hide some of her pasty skin, so she let her hair down and it worked pretty well.

Kyle won the challenge, and she got a chance to go to a spa and she chose Coryn and Kim to go with her. It seems everybody chooses these two. They spend their time getting exfoliated, being rubbed down, and making fun of Lisa, again for her age and her drinking. Me, I couldn't help but notice how bad Kim looked after her spa treatment; more heroin chic than androgynous haute couture. Also, does it bother anybody else that even if only one girl is traveling anywhere they have them take the big stretch Excursion everywhere? I am far from being an environmentalist, I hate hippies, and would run down every Prius on the road if I had the time, but maybe they could have a smaller car to drive the girls around when only two or three are driving? I'm such a nice guy, I would do the driving for free. I'll even use my car, but people can't complain about the music, whether it is G-Unit or Luscious Jackson.

The Tyra Mail announcing this week's photo shoot told the girls to fake it till you make it, which I guess means Martha Stewart won't be watching. When they get to their location, they see a bunch of surgical equipment, and Bre is scared. Hey, some people don't like the sight of needles, but forced plastic surgery is usually not a worry in the modeling industry unless you are doing layouts for Hustler. Jay Alexander came in, and said that today he was going to be Dr. J, and they were going to make fun of people who take plastic surgery to the extreme.

The photographer for this special shoot would be a person who knew a thing or two about modeling and a thing or two about plastic surgery. That's right, they brought back Janice Dickinson! Yay! We've missed our Janice. The judging panel is not the same without her over-the-top antics. I have to think that her departure had more to do with her desire to be on The Surreal Life, so maybe she'll make it back next year. She clearly loves to be on television, because there is no better medium to remind everybody how she is the world's first supermodel, which she does within one minute of being introduced on the show.

Janice gets right to work with her craziness. She intimidates a lot of the girls, but since she hasn't been one of the judges, they aren't that scared of her. She sits in their laps, reminds them how she was the first supermodel, sits in their laps, kisses them, sits in their laps, pretends she is the first supermodel, sits in their laps, well, you get the idea. Lisa was really excited to see Janice because she believes that she is outspoken and Janice will like her for it. When Lisa tries to talk to Janice, the world’s first supermodel (that's Janice, not Lisa) senses a little bit of attitude. What was supposed to be a triumphant meeting of two like minds turned into Janice ripping on Lisa. In order to defend herself, Lisa put down some of the other girls, and when Janice accused her of doing it all the time, she denied it. It's hard to deny that you have been making fun of people.

Coryn took great pleasure in seeing Lisa torn to shreds, and she really likes Janice because Janice doesn't pull any punches and lets you know what's on her mind. Coryn is actually kind of describing Lisa, don't you think? As for Lisa, she was practically in tears because she couldn't imagine why somebody would criticize her when they didn't even get to know her. What kind of person would do that? Uhhh, how about YOU, Lisa! You do it all the time when you are at home because you are the oldest and think you have authority. Now that somebody is older (much, much older) and actually has some authority, you can't take it when they give you da bidness. Moral of the story? Yay Janice!

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Posted by J-Unit on October 13, 2005 11:25 AM