There was still a little bit of fallout from the Jayla stole Nik's secret thing from last week. Nik can definitely hold a grudge and she has pretty much refused to associate with Jayla. For her part, Jayla realizes that Nik is angry, but it's no reason to treat her poorly and act immature. Oh, that's right, I forgot that being mature involves talking behind somebody's back and making a threat to her on camera. Actually, maybe it was a promise. I remember it was my 5th grade teacher that introduced me to the phrase "that's not a threat, it's a promise" trying to get me to narc on my friends. While I promise you that I am completely surprised by how huge of a bitch Jayla has become. Now, I'm going to be honest, this is a modeling competition and I think that she has a good look, but why the attitude?

I was beginning to think that Jayla hadn't made any friends, but then I noticed that Bre was holding her legs in the air positioned like she was going to get a bikini wax. It turns out that Bre was just helping Jayla crack her hips. I guess when you haven't felt the proper love of a drunken biker 'twixt your nether regions, you have to do something to hold you over. I thought the protocol was a warm bath and perhaps a massaging showerhead, but this could work as well. Jayla's hip cracked, and I am sure Kim was taking notes on the proper angle for whenever she gets back to her girlfriend.

It wasn't too long into the show when Tyra paid another visit. Each girl was going to have a personal photo shoot coached by Tyra. It was going to be very simple, black and white, and she said it was something she and her friends do all the time. Let me tell you, there's nothing like having a few friends over, drinking a few beers, and the pulling out your F-body and going vogue. And sometimes, when we get really loaded, we whip out the macro lens! Yeah!

Once I calmed down, I watched as Tyra brought out a photographer friend and started. Tyra wasn't only the coach to give them some encouragement, she also applied the makeup. As always, this close interaction with Tyra always means a lot to the girls. A lot of the people who are in the competition are huge fans of Tyra, and she remains a huge inspiration, even for the ones who aren't as familiar with her career. It's tough to judge a black and white photograph because a big part of the final outcome is a result of the format, but from the poses that she had them go through, I was kind of wondering how they were going to pull off the edgy and dramatic shots that Tyra had promised when she first came in the house. The inspiration she gave was simple, telling the women to say to themselves "I'm a baby" or "I'm a virgin". And did anybody else notice the look on her face when she said virgin around Jayla? It was like she wanted to say "I could smell the fornication on you once you walked off the plane."

The photo shoot didn't last long and there was some Tyra mail. Nicole read it and announced that everybody was going to Paris tomorrow! YES! Everybody was celebrating and screeching and preparing themselves for the wonders of a 35-hour workweek and croque monsieurs as far as the eye can see. Well, it would have been something to look forward to if Nicole hadn't been joking about the whole thing. You have to admit, that was a pretty good joke to pull considering how susceptible the audience was going to be. Instead they were asked if they were a diamond in the rough. It made Kim very happy, because some of her most enjoyable moments in life come from finding that diamond in the rough. You know, the button in the bush. What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about? It rhymes with Delores! It's there, my health teacher said so.

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Posted by J-Unit on October 29, 2005 2:55 AM