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I think a lot of the girls were looking for a change of scenery. There are always going to be fights and factions in the house, but it has seemed like everybody in the house is either pro or anti-Lisa. In that pro Lisa camp is Lisa, and in the anti-lisa camp is everybody else. I like Lisa, and although I think she went a little too far last week in her quest to grab attention, she has personality. Besides, I think that most of the anti-Lisa crowd is actually more jealous because she has been taking great pictures. Her crazy behavior makes it easy to make her a scapegoat and not feel bad about it.

Another reason I think that Lisa is getting a bad rap is that I think there are other people in the house causing drama as well, and one of those people was Kim. Kim seems to be a girl that a lot of people like, but she likes to talk about people behind their backs. She picks one person to be her best friend, and then she gets together with them and talks shit about the others. The last time we had an elimination, that friend was Kyle and she said that they were the only two sane people left in the house. With Kyle out of the house, Nicole moves into position to be Kim's sloppy thirds, and they get right to work talking about the others. Nik is too boring, Lisa is an alcoholic, but Jayla gets the worst. Jayla is called ugly, annoying, and a bad joke deliverer, and if it's one thing that potential models can't stand is bad comedic timing, so for Jayla to be called the Colin Quinn of ANTM 5 really hurts.

People have started getting wise to Kim's antics. You think Lisa's attention grabbing stunts were desperate? Kim starts playing harmonica to show Nicole how much she would have missed her if she left? And likewise, how much she would have been happy if Jayla was eliminated. Was anybody else thinking it was strange that Kim was playing the harmonica? I mean, I guess it helps you with your tongue dexterity, but couldn't she just tie knots with cherry stems like the rest of us? Jayla hasn't gone out of her way to be nice to people, but other than her incident with Nik, she seems to be trying to get along with other people. True, she might have things to say about the competition, but she isn't badmouthing the girls to other roomates all the time, a practice Kim has turned into an art form.

Jayla was telling Bre that she knows that a lot of people say thing about her, but it is always started by Kim; others add things to be funny. Bre says that she knows exactly what Jayla is talking about and says that she is afraid that if she leaves a room, Kim will start talking about her, summing it up by saying "That bitch ain't right!" and wagging her finger in disapproval. It's true that Kim talked behind people's backs or when they leave the room, but Kim doesn't even have to go that far. While Nik is talking on the phone with her friend Visa (she had already spoken to Master Card and learned that Diner's Club was having a baby), Kim picked up the phone and after telling Visa that she's the gayest person in the house, but she won't take American Express, she said that Nik acted like her mouth was stapled shut, that she is careful, and she's afraid of people. Yeah, why would Nik be careful talking to people? It's not like other people are talking about her behind her back, right Kim? Why should she be afraid of girls in the house, it's not like they are going to embarrass her in front of her friends from back home!

As I said before, Lisa was going a little stir crazy for London and the time finally came for everybody to pack up their things, leave their house in the hills, and bone up on the House of Windsor (King Ralph anyone?) before their flight. Still, there is always time for one more fierce photo, so the girls went downtown to get their passport pictures taken. Since the theme this week is looking like a model at all times, we weren't surprised to hear that the passport photographer was an actual fashoin photographer named Mark Anderson. Mark judged the girls on their photos, and the girl who won, which turned out to be Bre with a very simple photo with her hair pulled back, was going to get a reward once in the UK. Personally, I thought Nicole looked the best, but that's why I blog about this show and only pretend to know anything that I am talking about.

Before going on their way, all of the girls got to watch a message from their friends or family. The message was delivered via cell phone video in a quite unfortunate product placement, but even a postage stamp size reminder that your family still loves you or your boyfriend hasn't broken up with you is plenty. While they were in the limo, Kim overhears Bre and Kim talking about her. And you know what they say, nobody should talk badly about others unless it is Kim and she is funny, so Kim goes over there and says that she wants to have a few words about them.

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Posted by J-Unit on November 19, 2005 7:00 PM