M_ruv! You are awesome! This is by far the funniest recap I've read, and I've read at least 6! Major props to you for the most irreverent pop culture references. Beetlejuice is awesome. Pamela's dress looked like an opposom attacked her. Keep up the hilarious, good work!

I have one HUGE request -- can you PLEASE recap Grey's Anatomy as soon as possible? I missed the show. By the way, did Sandra Oh thank her parents in her speech? I missed that, too. Thanks!

What an embarrassing omission for Ang Lee. He remembered to thank his wife, but completely snubbed his longtime fishing buddy, Wei-Tung.

And I think Drew Barrymore must be regretting that she agreed to let the Project Runway contestants design her gown. Everything would have been fine had they not been forced to create a dress made entirely from material found on the Christmas clearance rack at Target.

So glad you guys got around to recaping the globes. I was hoping that you would. I have two questions: Drew's Dress- My God- Why? I don't get it- it made her look like a senior citizen. The Boobs- My God, the Boobs!
And why is Gwenyth now speaking with an Irish accent? I had heard that she was speaking with an English accent (although I had never heard it myself), but this? It didn't make any sense. She doesn't even live in Ireland... Why? Why?? Why??? Who is she trying to fool- pretentious bloody twit.

I think my favorite moment of the evening was when a bored George Clooney tried to hold a shot glass with his eyesocket. That pretty much summed up the show.

This was hilarious. I loved how wasted Johnathan Rhy Myers was. And could Adrian Brody stop trying to be subversive with his constant barrage of ascots? You're gangly and annoying.

I also enjoyed every cutaway to the bored Gwyneth Paltrow and the oft-complaining Jessica Alba.

As a HUGE Elizabeth Taylor fan,your last comment had me laughing so hard I think I wet myself a little.The visualisation is just that funny.
Any chance of the audio of Sandra Oh at the beginning of her speach where she was stammering for like 5 min?That was the best moment of the show for me.

I suspect Gwyneth borrowed that dress from one of her Jane Austin movies - it had that whole Empire waist thing going on. Very strange choice.

"Best Supporting Actress in a Series/Miniseries/TV Movie goes to Sandra Oh for Grey's Anatomy." Is that a vague enough category? Gosh, they have some strange choices on this show.

And I was watching it with a friend and we both turned to each other when Phoenix's name was called out and were placing bets on whether or not he was going to hurl. He definitely had that look of someone about to blow.

Tom - thanks. Actually the Grey's Anatomy recap went up yesterday - here's the link:

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/greys_anatomy/001596.php

i'm embarrassed to say I watched the entire preshow and awards... i thought it was great that harrison ford brought his drink with him onsatge then procedded to screw up every name he pronounced, what a lush

you could tell it pained clint eastwood to announce a gay cowboy movie, like it went against everything manly he stands for

I didn't watch the awards show but this was just too funny. That picture of Ron Howard, HA! He definitely looked like one of those child sex offenders on Oprah's list in that shot.

M_ruv! Thank you! I'd been harassing B-Side about it, so thank you to both of you.

Gwenyth is Madonna's mini me.

She did have a fake ass accent when she gave some interviews, then mentioned that her daughter doesn't watch TV. This is exactly what Madonna does.

I hate her. She sucks. They both do. And their little dogs, too.

Seriously Gwyneth Paltrow is on my last nerve. I understand that she’s a famous actress, seen the world, blah, blah, blah. But when it all comes down to it, she is a snot nosed kid from NYC – why does she act like she has no comprehension of what the regular folk do?!? When Isaac Mizrahi interviewed her before the show he asked her which fast food was better – US or UK and she was like Oh I wouldn’t know. Like god forbid a Whopper passed her lips – as if that would be the most disgusting thing in the world. She isn’t like us savages who will voluntarily ingest a Filet O’Fish. Hate her.

OMG Thank you so much you made my crappy day so much better.

The pubes glued to his face is the icing on the cake!!!

I happen to like big unharnessed knockers. It's a boob free for all. But why the Robin Hood outfit, Drew?
Pam Anderson's dress was so incredibly hideous. I was hoping it would just strangle her already. Mariah Carey's dress was fine by me. I thought it made good use of all her lumps.
Also, does Johnny Depp's girlfriend have really bad teeth? They look like little green stumps. I thought it was the Brits with rotten teeth not the French.

Amen to djo8901 and everyone else who'd like to smack the shit outta that snot rag Gwyneth.

m_ruv, thank you! This recap was so much better than the awards. I only watched the first hour, but that was enough. I've no idea what Drew was announcing as all I could think of was "Whoa. Nips." It's too bad some of that celebrity boobage didn't swing around and cause serious head trauma to Gwinnie-pig.

5 years from now, Adrian Brody will be entirely nose, like that old Afrin ad.

Botox or no, Hershey gets to bang Sayid regularly, so I give her props for that. And if the increasingly hideous Melanie Griffith was your mom, wouldn't you be drunk too? Does Antonio look at her and think "hmmm, it worked for Woody and Soon-Li..."

Very funny, m_ruv, and very true. The red carpet show was horrible - I can't believe Isaac Mizrahi was asking the women what underwear they had on. He even asked Eva Longoria how she had groomed her "body hair". Ugh! And I loved the big to-do yesterday when it was discovered that Kirsten Dunst wore the same vintage Chanel dress that Reese Witherspoon wore three years earlier. Somebody really needs to get to the bottom of that catastrophic embarrassment. Why do stars think they deserve so many awards and why do they think the rest of us care?

gwyneth sucks.

have a whopper, it wont kill you. besides, you can be DAMN SURE blythe danner has had a filet-o-fish in her lifetime.

I think this was the first Golden GLobes I have ever watched. Is it my imagination or is this "award" show just an effort to boost box office sales. I mean every movie nominated is still in the theaters. What happened to all of the movies from January and February last year. And as far as Brokeback Mountain goes, that movie would not get a second look if it was a hetero couple. It is nothing more than a B movie crappy love story that has gay guys in it. "Oooh! cutting edge" "Riveting" "Daring" Give me a break Turn on Encore "Love" (or whatever that channel is) and you can watch that crap all day long

"If you can't get a single laugh out of an AUDITORIUM FULL OF DRUNKS, you're not a comedian, so sit down."

HA!

I have never been a big award show fan, but you have made me one. I watch only are a prereq for the tvgasm recap.

I keep hearing about all of these awards, not just the Globes and Oscars but the Actors' Guild, Directors' Guild, Critics from every major city, etc. awards. What other industry spends that much time and effort congratulating itself? The rest of the industries in the world may spend one night a year with an employee banquet, and there may be bonuses given out at the end of the year or a plaque for employee of the month. But actors can get dozens of awards at expensive, lavish parties with thousands of dollars of gifts for coming. Does Reese Witherspoon really need to win 25 awards in one month to do her job? But I guess it's partly our fault, because when they put it on tv, we watch and comment and rate the dresses!

glad to see i'm not the only one who swoons over laura linney.

also, did anyone else hear about isaac mizrahi feeling up scarlett johansonn? if not, see the grope here.

I'm one of those rare people that didn't mind Gwennie's dress, but yea-her accent is totally bizarre. Pregnancy seems to argee with her though, I thought she looked very healthy (as opposed to her usual stick thin self)

Personally, I thought House's...ahem Hugh Laurie's acceptance speech was the best one. Of course, my husband says that Hugh Laurie could have done a intreptive dance winning and I would still have thought it rocked.

Laurie, I agree with you about Hugh Laurie's speech being really good, along with Steve Carell's. They added some humor without mocking anyone or being too cheesy but were also gracious and appeared at ease. Hugh Laurie has quite a comedy background, so an interpretive dance could've been quite amusing.

hilarious!
the beetle juice comment was amazing..

rn howard does fit the part of a "uncle ron," if you know what i'm sayin' (see:child touching)..he was an adorable child star*cough jackson*, who grew up to become a respected director *cough polanski*..yep, pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one.
i kid, of course..he's an angel--he's a red head for god's sake

^ron*

copygodd,
LOVED the Isaac feeling up Scarlett and it looked like she did too. He is crazy as a loon but sure fun at parties. She looked fabulous in all her vampy glory. I revel with delight that a friend said I looked like her. But only in "Girl With A Pearl Earring." Now don't all rain on my parade and tell me she looked like rancid horse meat in that movie,ok? I purposely haven't seen it so I can deceive myself.

LQ-
People tell me I look like the Olsen Twins. Except I am 40-
and pushing 140-

And on my wedding day my neice told me I looked like Princess Fiona (God help me).

"Living in France seems fun til they make you glue your pubes to your face"

LMAO I busted out laughing when I read that. I can't stand Johny Depp. When did actors opinions on politics become important? It's ridicolous.

I don't get why everyone thinks Scarlett Johanssen is so great, and she keeps getting nominated for awards. In everything I've ever seen her in, her performances are so blah and one-note. Gwyneth Paltrow is just ridiculous.