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March 27, 2007

All Along the Watchtower... Cylons Kept the View?

Holy crap. What a week to go on vacation. I came home to a DVR-filled with mind-boggling television revelations, like Sanjaya still kicking (because I can't call it singing) on American Idol; John Lockes' dad sitting bound and gagged in a magic box on LOST; and oh, did I mention maybe two of the BEST BSG episodes EVER. Ever. Ever. Okay, season one was pretty amazing... and season two... but come on: courtroom drama + the lurking five cylons + a sitar-sounding Watchtower cover + a dead Starbuck = frackin brilliance.

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THIS is what I've been waiting for all season. Though I think the season hit a filler-fueled lull around Christmas, it came storming back in the past month or so. I don't want to breeze past last week's great episode, but I can't help it... I just want to talk about the cliffhanger, a science BSG has mastered... let's get to it.

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March 14, 2007

Has anyone seen my sunglasses?

I tried sooo hard to watch BSG on Sunday night, but I only got through the previous scenes. I woke up to see some dude in sunglasses and thought I was hallucinating... thanks NyQuil! It was even harder to stay out of the forum on Monday and Tuesday.

There's nothing like being sick at work and feeling so crappy on the inside, but thinking that you may be pulling off a semi-healthy exterior. Until that a-hole co-worker comes up and says, "Yeah, you don't look so good," with that distorted-looking sneer, like the flu has taken solid form and is growing out your forehead. Thanks for making me feel a trillion times worse -- as if I thought I looked like Heidi Klum with a bit of a stuffy nose - I'm not that heavily medicated. Anyway, the flu sucks, but BSG doesn't... Monday I tried coming home and putting it on... nope, I was out before the theme music.

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So here I am, a couple of days later - lots of pills popped, fluid drank, and soup-consumed -- I've mustered up the strength to watch the latest episode and write a few words about it. I'm hoping this week's episode is just as nasty (nasty good, not nasty bad) as last week's and I'm crossing my fingers about the Starbuck situation. I think we're mostly in agreement that Starbuck cannot be dead. Hopefully, she's just imprisoned by Leoben again on some cylon ship. Sucky for her, good for us... what's in store this week Galactica? Let's take a look...

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March 7, 2007

Get Out of My Head

BSG is back! I think this is the beginning of a series of mind-blowing episodes that we're accustomed to from our favorite dysfunctional spaceship. When I first started watching BSG, Starbuck quickly became my favorite character. She is a natural, talented pilot -- a little rough around the edges with loads of misplaced anger, emotional instability and an all around badass chick.

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Her character has been developed so well that I actually became angry with her after all her douche-bag acts toward Anders, her marriage, and everyone else who got in her way. But hey, we all have bad days, right? I was so excited to see the Starbuck-centric episode - and I've been dying to know if her finger painting has to do with anything earthly. Let's find out...

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February 27, 2007

Recap: I skipped the Oscars® for this?

Enamored by the beautiful faces and skeletor frames of Hollywood, I almost missed the 10 pm start-time of BSG. Close one. In the spirit of things, here are my nominees for Best Performance by a Cylon in a Supporting Role:

• Six's steamy seduction of Gauis Baltar on Caprica, her mission: to get secret defense information and destroy humanity.

• Leoben imprisoning Starbuck on New Caprica with delusional hopes of making her his Stepford Wife

• Brother Cavil, the Quantum Leap cylon, duping the fleet and counseling Tryol after he beats the frack out of Cally

• Athena convincing Helo to kill her, sending her to download onto the Resurrection Ship in order to rescue her baby, Hera

• D'Anna infiltrating BSG as a reporter from the Fleet News Service, gaining access to the pilots and officers and seeing the impregnated Sharon

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And. The. Envelope, PLEASE...

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February 22, 2007

Recap: BSG: Free Couples Counseling in Airlock 12

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There are definitely some fracked up relationships aboard Galactica: infidelity, cylon-loving, old people flirting (yuck), imaginary boyfriends --oh, and an occasional offing of a wife due to traitorous actions (RIP Mrs. Tigh - I thought she could have been spared). At the start of the show, we are reminded of a few stand-out performances in the category of dysfunction. Lee and his daddy issues - the marital woes of Chief and his frequent visits to Club Galactica - the weird chemistry between Admiral Adama and President Roslin (did they do it at the dance on New Caprica?). I was convinced they didn't because honestly, I just really, really didn't want to picture it, but now I'm thinking otherwise because they exchange weird smirks every time they reminisce about that romantic, drunken night... such a flirt, always flashing those sex eyes...

So it looks like this episode will focus on relationships galore - this is going to be one, long therapeutic hour. Dammit. I'm beginning to think the rest of the season will bring us more fluffy, filler episodes, chock full of drama, feelings, toothpaste shortages, then BAM, the last two episodes will be kick-ASS. So sit back... relax... be patient... throw down some whiskey -- it's time for some sharing & caring on BSG. It's been 48 days since the last cylon sighting, so we all know they'll come back with a vengeance and some sneaky cylon trickery... just not this episode. Anyway, hash it out, wherever you may be -- in an airlock or in your head -- therapy hour starts now...

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March 27, 2007:All Along the Watchtower... Cylons Kept the View?
March 14, 2007:Has anyone seen my sunglasses?
March 7, 2007:Get Out of My Head
February 27, 2007:Recap: I skipped the Oscars® for this?
February 22, 2007:Recap: BSG: Free Couples Counseling in Airlock 12
February 14, 2007:Recap: BSG: Hey Look, It's The Guy Married to the Cylon
January 29, 2007:Recap: Battlestar Galactica: (Un)Happy Hour on Galactica!
January 23, 2007:Recap: Battlestar Galactica: Final Five, Chosen One & A Couple of Bitch Slaps
January 4, 2007:Recap: Battlestar Galactica: Hot Fudge Planet Delight
December 28, 2006:Recap: Battlestar Galactica: 'Tis Not The Season
October 23, 2006:Galactica Just Dropped in to See What Condition New Caprica Was in
October 16, 2006:Know Your Enemy
October 9, 2006:Stuck Between the Cylons and a Hard Place
October 5, 2006:Let the Robot Sex Jokes Begin!
March 15, 2006:Best Laid Plans
March 8, 2006:Leave No Man Behind
March 1, 2006:Baby on Board
February 23, 2006:Can't Find a Better Man
February 15, 2006:True Romance
February 8, 2006:Battle Scar, Galactica
February 1, 2006:Apollo Gets What He Pays For
January 23, 2006:Her Body, Their Choice
January 17, 2006:Some People Get Exactly What They Deserve
January 8, 2006:Spy vs. Spy
January 3, 2006:There's Still Time to Get on the Bandwagon
October 2, 2005:High Treason
September 20, 2005:Ghost in the Machines
August 28, 2005:Laura Roslin: Tomb Raider
August 24, 2005:In Search of Salvation
August 15, 2005:The Enemy of My Enemy
August 9, 2005:Mutiny on the Galactica
August 2, 2005:Dr. Baltar Becomes a Man
July 27, 2005:Cylons Use Galactica Crew For Target Practice
July 21, 2005:A Couple of Buns in the Oven
July 15, 2005:The Hottest Robot Sex You'll See on Basic Cable