One of the surprise hits of the summer was Beauty and the Geek, a show that took a bunch of guys with brains and no social skills and let us watch them as they gained the pity of a bunch of actresses from Los Angeles. During the process, these actresses learned that there is more to life than getting into the Tropicana and driving an SLK 350. Through it all, the producers found enough entertainment to have us laughing, crying, and, well I mostly laughed. I guess I am just a heartless bastard.

If you are one of those guys who thought "God, I suck more than that! Why can't I get a chance to meet a hot chick and rub her down?" then look no farther. Posted in craigslist, there is an open casting call this Wednesday for any "wiz with computers, science, physics, and mathematics." If "your social life always taken a back seat to your acedemic career" then show up at Jillian's at Universal Studios and be prepared to fend off all of those kids from Northridge for your chance to appear on the show.

You have your orders, now go get 'em tiger!