All Treasure Trails Lead To Vegas - 
by copygodd
Host Mike Richards calls everyone down to the library to discuss this week's challenges. The theme this week is Parties and Numbers. The Geeks will learn to throw a party, while the Beauties will be working with numbers. He tells the Geeks that the number of people in attendance is what makes a great party. Which, of course, is an outright lie. Because there's an AWESOME party going on in my pants right now, and I'm the only one here.
Next, he tells the group they're heading to the one place where parties and numbers collide: Math Camp! (This one time, at Math Camp, I stuck an algorithm up my girlfriend's parabola. She had the best Pi...) Not really. They're going to Vegas. Karl is "super duper excited" because he has a new outfit and a new haircut. "It's going to be sweet," he says. Amazingly, this is the only time tonight Karl doesn't describe something as "awesome."
At least she kept her pants on this time.
Of course, the bus is waiting outside, so that means everyone has to pack RIGHT NOW. This could be the Beauties' toughest challenge yet. Danielle tells us she may have to bring one suitcase just for her shoes. Josh, of course, is not so excited. "I'm not really a Vegas person," he says. "It wasn't designed for people like me. It's not exactly a geek heaven." The rest of the Geeks, however, are pretty geeked. Especially Ankur, who's been looking forward to an opportunity to wear his lavender prom jacket. Jennipher puts the kibosh on that. It's just too bad (for her) she didn't put the kibosh on his choice of undergarments.
On the bus ride to Vegas, Joe's Geeks' Intuition tells him the Beauties will probably be playing poker, so he uses the time to teach them the basics of the game. Out of nowhere, he yells, "Vegas baby!" right in Jennipher's ear, who yells even louder at him not to do that. Come on kids, just because you're on a bus doesn't mean you still don't use your inside voice. Once the bus makes it to Vegas, we get a lot of badly dubbed lines from the contestants talking about how great Vegas looks. So badly was this segment dubbed, in fact, it was like watching an Apprentice boardroom, except everyone's hair was still better than The Donald's.
During the first night, nobody wants to study. After a few cocktails, they decide to head up to the night club, where, as Joe says, they took over the dance floor. Not content with the dance floor, Joe took over the house band as well, sitting in on the drums for a few songs. He hopes that being onstage will make the other players see him in a different light. I don't know if seeing him play the drums will change anything, but seeing him play the drums whilst his bitch-tits flopped around certainly had to raise a few eyebrows. At one point, both Cher and Sarah are grinding all over Josh. As he later tells us, "they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,' but I want everyone out there to know that two attractive women were gyrating against me on the dance floor. I don't want that staying in Vegas." Things he does want to stay in Vegas: CSI Nick Stokes' new hairdo.
Meanwhile, Wes and Cher are doing a little gyrating and grinding of their own. As Josh tells us, "I didn't think it was possible for two people to get that close. They were like two amoebas they were so close." Personally, I expected Josh to go with a "beast with two backs" reference, but whatever. Wes says if it weren't for the show, he'd have never asked out someone like Cher. Because usually he tries to avoid hitting on women who flash their cooters on national TV. Later, they hook up in Cher's room (screen grab here), so poor Josh had to sleep on the couch. Still, at least he's not sleeping in the closet any longer, so it's a positive step.
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