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This time, the Geeks are asked if they could change one thing about their partners, what would it be? Although she has said she'd like a larger set of ta-tas, Josh ignores Cher's wishes and says he give her more self-confidence. Joe hems and haws for a minute, before saying he'd change Brittany's "innocence". Her innocence? What the hell does that even mean? More importantly, does Brittany even know the word innocence? Why not just say her "naiveté"? Idiot. Cher gets her answer right, which means Brittany has to guess "innocence" or she and Joe will lose. She goes back and forth between "self confidence" and "being open to more experience in relationships and things like that", which of course is code for "making whoopee in the butt, Mike," before finally settling on self-confidence. This, of course, is wrong.

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"I just came."

That means Cher and Josh win! During their celebration, Josh says "wow" five times, apologizes for touching Cher, and finally delivers a believable dry heave. Host Mike Richards congratulates the pair, saying they are no longer just the Beauty and the Geek. Now they're the Beauty and the Geek with $250,000.

So, what did you think of tonight's finale? Are you glad Josh and Cher won, or were you pulling for Joe and Brittany?


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Posted by copygodd on March 13, 2006 1:47 PM

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All I can say is that watching this for the whole season was worthwhile if only because Joe wants to take away Brittany's innocence...and Josh has Wes' penis envy...The last challenge was awesome.

Posted by: BigMax [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 2:49 PM(#1 of 10)

The finale was boring but highlighted with Josh knowing Wes' penis size.

And, copygodd... this recap was hilarious. 'I just came' caption, priceless!

Also, the "I hope Host Mike Richards asks Cher the strangest place she's ever made whoopee. "That would be up the butt, Mike." " - That made me think of Jenna (as in Jameson)'s American Sex Star show where they ask this wannabe porn star that question and she goes seriously "In my butt".

Thanks for this season, it's been "fun"... (cough cough). Your recaps made it all better though :)

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 2:50 PM(#2 of 10)

good recap... i thought the season was pretty good. also on reality chat on the tvguide channel on tv wes and cher were on there talking about how they fell in love within a week of being on the show. how long do yall give that reality tv match made in heaven?

Posted by: aggie10 [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 3:42 PM(#3 of 10)

Did anyone else see Ankur on "Scientific American Frontiers" (you know, the one with Alan Alda?) I swear I saw him during a segment about MIT kids building robots--meaning at least HE is not an actor.

Also, as much as I liked Josh, I really want to see Cher lose. :(

Posted by: Dr. Grissom [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 4:21 PM(#4 of 10)

The comments were worth reading if only to read how stacyrocks knows porn but doesn't realize the origin of up the butt. Ha ha.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.htm

Posted by: The_Svan [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 5:03 PM(#5 of 10)

The_Svan;

LoL! Well, I am only 22 and I wasn't born American or speaking English so I've never watched The Newlywed game show. Thanks for the memo. :)

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 9:19 PM(#6 of 10)

Great recap copygodd. I kinda wanted Joe and Brittany to win it all, but I did like Josh too. I bet that Wes and Cher's relationship will last a lot longer now that she has the money. Hopefully she'll use it for something better than bigger breasts.

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 4:56 AM(#7 of 10)

Nice recap!

I hoped Josh would win from day one. I just wish his partner wasn't such a b*tch.

I don't think Cher deserved to be on the show...she wasn't as dumb as the other girls. She actually had goals and she could read! I think it was unfair.

Posted by: MindyLou [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 8:08 AM(#8 of 10)

Poor, sweet, innocent Brittany -- she mastered poker, chess, and yes, even reading a map, only to have the win and the money snatched away from her. TWO questions for Josh and Cher with "Wes" as the obvious answer? Random, my left foot.

Posted by: bluebell [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 8:17 AM(#9 of 10)

The overtime rules should have had the Beauties define "Sequestered".

Posted by: swimbikerun [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 10:52 AM(#10 of 10)