April 28, 2008

Big Brother: Score One For the Retahds!

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April 24, 2008

Big Brother: And Then There Were Two

Previously on Big Brother, not enough people appreciated my favorite joke

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Team Chris T.

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April 22, 2008

Big Brother: And The Hamsters Rejoice
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Do thirty sit-ups, or I will incinerate you.

Julie Chen is totally rocking a pink sweatsuit tonight, which is how you can tell that she just got off a flight from New York, or has just returned from robot jazzercise class. After she copies and pastes the previouslies for us, we see Ryan nominate Sheila and Sharon yet again, making that the third time we have seen and/or heard about this event in the last seven minutes. It's like Julie Chen is George Bush and this nomination ceremony is September 11th.

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April 21, 2008

Big Brother: Ashton Kutcher Pees in the Sink

Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game.

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Go, Cougar!

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April 17, 2008

Big Brother: Christ Takes a Stand Against Numerology

Tonight, on Big Brother...

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Is Chelsia pregnant with a giant moley mohawked baby, or is champagne a bloater?

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April 16, 2008

Is it Season 10 Yet?

Previously on Big Brother:

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Although we've COME, To the eeeennd ooofff the road, still I can't let go......


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April 13, 2008

Big Brother: Crazy Like a FOX!
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We begin tonight's episode in the middle of the HoH endurance comp. Man, this whole two episodes in a row thing means I'm recapping the whole competition. It's like, how many different ways can I say 'some losers prop themselves up in a box'?

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April 9, 2008

Big Brother: We All Know How This Is Going To End, Right?
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OH MY GOD, RUN.

First of all, Julie is dressed all abstract and deconstructed with all these wacky lines all over the place, and she's had her hair cut. Do robots grow hair? Or did they just replace her whole head? Mysteries, they abound.

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Big Brother: Hobo Hank and the Temple of Doom

Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off.

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He's crying like a priest with a boner.

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April 6, 2008

Big Brother: All New! Josh Free!

Previously on Big Brother, Ryan helped Josh pack his shit.

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April 28, 2008:Big Brother: Score One For the Retahds!
April 24, 2008:Big Brother: And Then There Were Two
April 22, 2008:Big Brother: And The Hamsters Rejoice
April 21, 2008:Big Brother: Ashton Kutcher Pees in the Sink
April 17, 2008:Big Brother: Christ Takes a Stand Against Numerology
April 16, 2008:Is it Season 10 Yet?
April 13, 2008:Big Brother: Crazy Like a FOX!
April 9, 2008:Big Brother: We All Know How This Is Going To End, Right?
:Big Brother: Hobo Hank and the Temple of Doom
April 6, 2008:Big Brother: All New! Josh Free!
April 3, 2008:Big Brother: Fake Crying to Real Boobs
:Emotiongasm: Don't Cry Out Loud Edition
April 2, 2008:Big Brother: The Comeback Kid
March 31, 2008:Big Brother: Jesus Should Earn Residuals
March 27, 2008:Big Brother: Rode Hard and Put Away Nuts
March 26, 2008:Big Brother: Sheila Finally Gets Some Dick
March 23, 2008:Big Brother: Natalie Has Eight Letters In It! No, Wait.
March 20, 2008:Big Brother: How Do You Choose Between a Douchebag and a Racist?
March 18, 2008:Big Brother: HOLY CRAP, THAT HAMSTER CAN SPELL!
March 17, 2008:Big Brother: Hobos Suck at Time Management
March 13, 2008:Big Brother: Punch You In The Box
March 12, 2008:Big Brother: SATs edition: Josh is to Baby's Pinky as Ryan is to _______
March 10, 2008:Big Brother: Another Thinker Thinks Up Another Stinker
March 6, 2008:Big Brother: We Hate Josh Edition
March 4, 2008:Big Brother: Natalie Just Needs a Good Home, Y'All
March 3, 2008:Big Brother: Aspara-gay
February 29, 2008:Podgasm: Big Brother
February 28, 2008:Big Brother: No Bueno
February 27, 2008:Big Brother: Seizures are Comedy Gold
February 24, 2008:Big Brother: Fish Head, Fish Heads, Yummy, Yummy Fish Heads
February 21, 2008:Big Brother: Get a Noose
February 20, 2008:Big Brother: Swear on My Dad
February 18, 2008:Big Brother: Ryan Comes Out of the Closet, But Unfortunately Brings Jen With Him
February 14, 2008:Big Brother: The Case of the Sad, Slick, Sneaky-Snake's Surreptitious Sayonara
February 13, 2008:Big Brother: The Julie Chen Chronicles
November 19, 2007:Holy BONER! Nick the Intern on Big Brother?????
September 21, 2007:CLIPGASM: Say Goodbye To BB8. But First. . .
September 19, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Dick Fight
September 18, 2007:CLIPGASM: Big Brother 8 Finale Sneak Peak **Not a Spoiler**
September 15, 2007:Big Brother: Yankees Win!
September 12, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: The Final Good Person Stamp
September 11, 2007:Clipgasm: Shed Another Tear
September 10, 2007:Big Brother: Too Little, Too Late
September 7, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Plucked
September 5, 2007:Big Brother: Janelle-O-Vision Also Apparently Makes Dick Attractive
September 3, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Dolphin Crash
August 31, 2007:Clipgasm: Big Girls Dont Cry Edition
August 30, 2007:Big Brother: Amber Waves of THANK JEEBUS, FINALLY
August 29, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: The Tricky Science to Prayer
August 26, 2007:Big Brother: The Great Pretzel Massacre
August 24, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Enough
August 22, 2007:Big Brother: Well, I'd Love To Stay Here And Cry, But I Have To Go Sell You Out Now
August 19, 2007:Big Brother: Jesus Just Wishes You Would Look In A Damn Dictionary
August 17, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: All We Are Is Dustin The Wind
August 15, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Tiny Seed of Jenius
August 13, 2007:Your Mom Goes To College
August 10, 2007:Kail May Be In Danger . . .
:Recap: Big Brother: The Little Bunny Fail Tale
August 8, 2007:Big Brother: Donnie Darko Edition
August 7, 2007:CLIPGASM: When Not Crying, Amber Hates Jews Edition
August 6, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Third Time's Less Charming
August 3, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Four Strikes and You're Out
August 1, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: This Just In: God Takes Break From Tending To Crisis In Sudan In Order To Fix Power of Veto Competition!
July 30, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: The Emancipation of Prissy Fingers
July 27, 2007:Recap: Mike Is A Walking Excel Spreadsheet
July 25, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: The Mole
July 23, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: King Dick
July 20, 2007:CLIPGASM : Big Brother Romance Revealed
:Recap: Make Sure "Gonorrhea" Is Spelled Correctly On My Tombstone, Please
July 18, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Real Jenius
July 16, 2007:Live Blog: Big Brother: I Gave Her My Heart, She Gave Me A Suitcase Key
July 13, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Weapons of Mass DestructJen
July 11, 2007:Recap: Big Brother: Jen Tried To Kiss Me
July 9, 2007:Big Brother: Crying In Confessional Is The New Black
July 5, 2007:Live Blog: Big Brother: Everybody Clap (EW) For The Houseguests!
June 29, 2007:Big Brother 8 Cast: A Preview
June 28, 2007:Big Brother 8 Contestants Will Be Enemies!
November 2, 2006:Newsgasm: Julie Chen Reminds Us Why We Love Her
October 10, 2006:Clipgasm: TVgasm Interviews Chilltown Edition
October 8, 2006:Clipgasm: What Really Happened In Sequester Edition
October 7, 2006:Clipgasm: Will Kirby Tarantino Style Edition
October 6, 2006:TVgasm Interviews Chill Town With a Minimum of Awkward Pauses!
September 26, 2006:The Adventures of Julie Chen Episode 2!
September 19, 2006:Clipgasm: More Than Just Friends Edition
:The Sickcandy Interview With Julie Chen
September 18, 2006:Clipgasm: It Never Gets Old Edition
September 15, 2006:Inside The Big Brother Wrap Party: 2006 Edition
September 13, 2006:Big Brother All Stars Choose for Bad or Worse
September 12, 2006:Clipgasm: But First 2006 Edition
:Live Blog Madness!
September 11, 2006:Big Brother Live Feeds: The Camera(man) Doesn't Lie
September 8, 2006:Sloppy Seconds
:High Hopes...
September 7, 2006:Big Brother Live Blog 9-7-06
September 6, 2006:Boys Don't Cry?
September 5, 2006:True Bro-Mance
September 1, 2006:Don't Hate the Game, Hate the Players
August 31, 2006:Big Brother Live Blog 8-31-06
August 30, 2006:Is There A Doctor In The House?
August 28, 2006:Clipgasm: Stickin' George Edition
:The Birds and the Bees
August 25, 2006:Wow.
August 24, 2006:Big Brother Live Blog 8-24-06
August 23, 2006:All Things Considered, She's Awesome
August 21, 2006:The Amazing Adventures of the Uncanny Chenbot!
:Seriously, You Are Expected To Expect The Unexpected
August 18, 2006:You Are Expected to Expect the Unexpected
August 17, 2006:Big Brother Live Blog 8-17-06
August 16, 2006:The Glamourous Life of Julie Chen!
:The Ultimate Betrayal
August 15, 2006:Big Brother Live Feeds: Mike Boogie and the "Jack Shack"
August 14, 2006:Big Brother Takes a Mulligan
August 11, 2006:Chenanigans Force Head of Household Redo!
:Sheep, Ghosts, and Betrayal: Just Another Eviction...
August 10, 2006:Big Brother Live Blog 8-10-06
August 9, 2006:Death Becomes Her
August 8, 2006:Who Gives A Hooter?
August 7, 2006:Getting The Hang Of It
August 4, 2006:Clipgasm: Julie Chen Mugging for the Camera Edition
:What a Tangled Web They Weave
August 3, 2006:Big Brother Live Blog 8-3-06
August 2, 2006:The Incredible Adventures of Big Brother Continue!
:Clipgasm: Rude Robot Edition
:Time For A Wake Up Call: Janelle Winds Up In The Hot Seat
July 31, 2006:Sitting Pretty in Pink?
July 27, 2006:A Test of Will Power
:Big Brother Live Blog 7-27-06
:TVgasm Invades The Moonves-Chen Household
July 26, 2006:Clipgasm: Primp-Slapped Edition
:What Time Is It? Game Time!
July 23, 2006:Playing Chicken?
:"TVgasm will light you up"
July 21, 2006:You Can Only Hope to Contain Them
July 20, 2006:Big Brother Live Blog 7-20-06
July 19, 2006:Live Blogs Today: Big Brother, Rockstar, and Project Runway
:Did Kaysar Shoot His Wad?
July 18, 2006:Kickballgasm?!
July 17, 2006:Let's Make a Deal
July 14, 2006:Clipgasm: Pure Joy Edition
:Buh Bye [Spoiler Removed]!
:First All-Star Evicted -- But First, Chenbot Returns
July 13, 2006:Big Brother Live Blog Tonight 7-13-06
July 12, 2006:Where is the Love?
:Big Brother Roundtable 7-11-06
:Cold Dirty Bastards
July 10, 2006:TVgasm to Make A House Call
:Judgment Day!
:TVgasm Catches First All-Star Boob from Big Brother 7
:SHENANIGASMS!!
July 7, 2006:Live Feeds: Jase Gets a Load Off
:Hey Now, You're An All Star, Get Your Game On, Go Play!
July 6, 2006:Big Brother Premiere Live Blog 7-6-06
July 5, 2006:As Seen On TV!
:1 Day To B-BAS!!!!
:Houseguests Revealed!
July 4, 2006:2 Days Until B-BAS
July 3, 2006:3 Days to B-BAS
July 2, 2006:4 Days until B-BAS
July 1, 2006:MYL F's Up The B-BAS Countdown
:A Nickel until B-BAS
June 30, 2006:6 Million Days to B-BAS
:Never Miss an Episode Of Big Brother Again
June 29, 2006:TVgasm's Big Brother Live Feed Coverage
:7 Days Until B-BAS
June 28, 2006:But First: Last Few Hours To Vote for Big Brother All Stars!
:8 Days until B-BAS
June 27, 2006:9 Days Until B-BAS
June 26, 2006:10 Days until B-BAS
:Morning Clipgasm: Homoerotic Nostalgia Edition
June 25, 2006:11 Days Until B-BAS
June 24, 2006:12 Days until B-BAS
June 23, 2006:Clipgasm: TVgasm Repairs Chenbot
:13 Days until B-BAS
June 22, 2006:Let the Campaigning Begin!
:14 Days Until B-BAS
:Your Mission, If You Choose to Accept It - UPDATED
June 21, 2006:Big Brother Casting Live Blog 6-21-06
:Clipgasm: Hour of Chen Approaches
June 20, 2006:Oh Big Brother, Where Art Thou?!?
June 19, 2006:Bot First: Big Brother Moves To Sunday!
June 16, 2006:Marvin De Niro
June 15, 2006:Howie Not Hate Him Last Year??
June 14, 2006:Battlebots!
June 12, 2006:Milwaukee Is For Lovers (and Big Brother stars)
June 1, 2006:Chenbot Becomes Self-Aware!
May 22, 2006:Chenbot: Upfront and Personal
May 15, 2006:Clipgasm: Summer of Chen 2006 Edition
April 12, 2006:Best Summer Ever?
March 9, 2006:Moment of Inspiration
December 28, 2005:A Tradition Unlike Any Other
December 19, 2005:I Wear My Chenglasses At Night
September 24, 2005:More From Inside the Big Brother Wrap Party
September 23, 2005:Big Brother 6 Wrap Party: Exclusive TVgasm Photos
September 21, 2005:Thanks For The Memories, Big Brother
September 19, 2005:But First...
September 18, 2005:She Could Have Been a Contender
September 14, 2005:A Fight To The Finish
September 13, 2005:I Hope I Don't Regret This Later
September 11, 2005:Apparently, We Look Like Big Fat Bitches
September 9, 2005:She Could... Go... All. The. Way.
September 7, 2005:You Better Recognize!
September 4, 2005:Holly Craps
September 2, 2005:Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow
August 31, 2005:TVgasm 2, Friendship 0
August 29, 2005:Kaysar: Still Flying High!
August 26, 2005:Don't Piss on My Leg and Tell Me April Won HOH
August 25, 2005:Vote Early and Vote Often -- Again
August 24, 2005:Sunday, Monday, Cappy Days!
August 21, 2005:Two Days in the Valley
August 19, 2005:Don't Flip Off This Show
:Bye-Bye Bitches
:Chen And Now
August 17, 2005:The Claws Are Out!
:Way to Piss off America, Jenny!
August 15, 2005:Under Pressure
August 14, 2005:Magnets Are Fun!
August 12, 2005:Return of the King
August 10, 2005:Beating a Dead Piñata
August 8, 2005:Tell me about your first time...
August 7, 2005:Big Brother is a Piece of Cake
August 6, 2005:Keep Fighting the Good Fight!
August 5, 2005:I, Chenbot
:The Karma Boomerang Is In Our Hands!
:Vote Early and Vote Often -- UPDATED
August 3, 2005:Payback Is An Ivette
August 1, 2005:BB6, I've Got My Eye On You
July 31, 2005:Welcome Back, Pendulum
:More Big Brother Competition Shenanigans
July 29, 2005:Show Us What You Got Maggie
July 28, 2005:Beau Knows TV
July 27, 2005:Karma Chameleon
July 25, 2005:More Information Than You Wanted to Know About James
July 24, 2005:It's Just Chaos, And I Love It
July 22, 2005:Julie Chen - Now Photoshop Enhanced!
:Checkmate
July 21, 2005:She Steals, She Drinks and Drives; Man, This Chick has Balls
:Reality Double Take '05
July 20, 2005:Late Night With Julie Chen
:Big Brother is All the Rage
July 19, 2005:Surprise Nomination during Big Brother!
July 18, 2005:Pawn Star
:Ripa Toes The Line Of Indecency
July 15, 2005:Coming up, more TVgasm...Butt-First...
:The First Cut is the Deepest
July 13, 2005:A Room Of One's Own
July 7, 2005:Surf's Up in the Big Brother House!
:TVgasm To Liveblog Tonight's Big Brother Premiere
:Killing time before Chenbot Station (CBS) Premieres Big Brother 6, TONIGHT!
July 6, 2005:1 More Day To BB6
July 5, 2005:Big Brother 6 Cast Member Emails TVgasm From Inside The House... We Think
:2 More something something 'til hamina hamina hamina
July 4, 2005:Big Brother 6 - We Want Your Predictions
:3 days left to BB6!
July 3, 2005:4 days left to BB6!
July 2, 2005:5 Days Left to BB6!
July 1, 2005:6 Days Left...
June 30, 2005:7 Days until BB6!
June 29, 2005:House of Lying, Daggers: Meet the Big Brother Cast!
:The Gasm NOSE ALL
:8 Days Until BB6
June 28, 2005:Countdown to BB6
June 10, 2005:Aunt Chenbot
June 1, 2005:Julie Chen Has Really Hit The Wall
February 14, 2005:Most Dramatic Bachelorette Party EVER
December 28, 2004:I (do), Robot
December 6, 2004:Chenbot Winterizes
October 6, 2004:Her Intentions Are "Sketchy" - UPDATED
October 3, 2004:Holly Does Cable Television
October 1, 2004:Bids Dig Big for Sigged Pig
September 24, 2004:PIG BROTHER ---- UPDATED!!!!
:CBS Gets Cheap With the Booze
:Reality Blurred: TVgasm Parties with Big Brother 5 Cast, Feels Mild Guilt
September 22, 2004:Julie Chen Embraces One Last Chance To Make Live Telecast Awkward
September 18, 2004:Bros Before Hos
September 15, 2004:Julie Chen Keeps Her Pimp Hand Strong
September 10, 2004:Karen Can't Take the Backdoor
September 8, 2004:Scott Peddles Fame Into Mandana and Playgirl Sales. Seriously.
:Diane Finds New Allies In Logic and Common Sense
September 6, 2004:Marvin Wows America With Genius Sixth Place Strategy
September 3, 2004:Chenbot Experiences Technical Difficulties
September 1, 2004:Michael Cries on TV Again. Shewt!!
August 27, 2004:Julie Chen Discovers New Passion For Mini Putt-Putt
August 26, 2004:Big Blunder 5
August 25, 2004:The Amazon Race
:The Teflon Twin
August 23, 2004:Hell Freezes Over: Jase and TVgasm Get Along Swimmingly
:Nakomis: Tatoos, Messy Hair, and Predictable Nominations
August 19, 2004:Conscientious Objector
:Help Introduce Cowboy to Soap
August 18, 2004:Minority Retort
August 17, 2004:I Hate Your Work
:Marvin, Starvin' for Love
August 16, 2004:Jase Finds Support At Home, Disdain Everywhere Else
:Look out Madonna & Britney
August 15, 2004:These Are Her Confessions: Adria Ushers In Change
August 13, 2004:HOLLY CRAP!!! UPDATED SUNDAY 8/15/04
:Jase Comes Out
:Julie Chen: Surprisingly Less Awkward Than Jase
August 12, 2004:Big Brother 5: Sex, Lies, Videotape & A Hand Job - The Things They Don't Want You To See
August 11, 2004:Revenge of the Nerds
August 10, 2004:BREAKING NEWS!! Jase Begs TVGASM to taunt him
:Karen First Winner of BB5
August 5, 2004:End of The Jase Supremacy?
August 4, 2004:Don't Worry, Holly. Diane's An Idiot Too
August 3, 2004:Help is on the Way?
:No Funny Title Needed
August 2, 2004:Not Quite Brad Pitt
:Mandana: The Art of Subterfuge
:Jase Exhausts Big Brother Valium Supply
July 30, 2004:Will & Jase
July 29, 2004:You Cannot Be Serious
:Big Brother Snack Update: Lifesavers Vote Out Cheez-It
July 28, 2004:Scott Learns New Words: Confide, Cheese
:Desperately Seeking a Fifth Wheel
July 26, 2004:Scott and Jase: The Love Below
July 25, 2004:Scott: Stoopider Than Previously Thought
July 22, 2004:Pretty In Pink
July 20, 2004:Fight for Your Right
July 16, 2004:Pass the Bandeezie to the Left Hand Side: Marvin Takes Over
July 15, 2004:It's Unanimous: Mike is Gone, Scott is Dumb
July 14, 2004:Call a Spade a Spade
:Jase and Scott Keep Their Alliance In The Closet
:Things Fall Apart
July 8, 2004:The Ambiguously Gay Duo?
:Might Makes Right...At Least for the First Week
July 7, 2004:Big Brother Introduces New Awkward Phrases for Julie Chen
July 2, 2004:Big Brother and the Internet: The Love Affair Continues
June 30, 2004:Oh Brother, Here Art Thou
June 5, 2004:Summer Lovin'