A winner is announced!
It’s the end to one of the juiciest seasons of Big Brother in a long time, and we will be [...]
Tonight’s episode is rough, you guys. After the legitimately shocking blindside of Shane by Dan during Thursday’s live show, you’d [...]
It’s time to whittle it down to the final three, and things finally get interesting.
Welcome to the surprise eviction episode! Doesn’t look like there will be any shockers in store for us tonight, but [...]
The contestants play for HoH, and everyone but Dan continues being an idiot.
Okay, admission: I was watching this while also watching the DNC. So forgive me if I missed a few things [...]
Hey hey BB fans! As I’m sure you know, everyone interesting is gone. And by everyone interesting, I mean Britney. [...]
Remember how exciting last week was? Well, this is Big Brother, so Expect the Unexpected, which is to say: Expect [...]
When we ended the last (amazing) episode, Britney was sobbing after being put on the block as Dan’s replacement, Ian [...]
Hi, guys! Let’s all be in a good mood, because Big Brother is VERY ENTERTAINING tonight, for the first time [...]
Previously on Big Brother, an investigation was launched to find out why none of the men on this show can [...]
Double elimination time! Things could get interesting. They could… But they don’t.
It’s time for the PoV competition. It involves counting, so at least half the house doesn’t stand a chance.
Before we begin, I have to say how proud I am that television is finally allowing gorgeous thin people who [...]
Remember how last Thursday’s episode was chock-full of filler? Well, this one is worse! These houseguests have become so insufferable, [...]
We open tonight’s Big Brother with Joehawk yelling in the diary room. Unless it’s an apology for wearing a fauxhawk, [...]
Hey guys! Last week’s backdoor eviction of Janelle was MIGHTY shocking, wasn’t it? It was so wonderful to see the [...]
The power of veto competition is held, and some actual game play happens.
Last week on Big Brother: the producers changed everything and blamed it on “America,” and now everything is bullshit. We resume [...]
Are you ready for the dullest episode of the season? THAT’S THE SPIRIT! Listen: we have a lot of reasons [...]
The Power of Veto involves clowns and not letting your balls drop
This show will get booted from CBS faster than HoHo did. Previously on Big Brother, a gay guy beat a lesbian [...]
Previously on Big Brother, the gay guy had There’s Something About Mary sperm bangs, a hot hairless Redneck got all [...]
Previously on Big Brother: Dan showed off a large collection of Jesus-y shirts, Janelle wore a jacket made of our razor blades [...]
Hey guys, it’s me, Danny! Let’s jump right into this bullshit! Julie Chen is here with us tonight! No matter [...]
Welcome back! To check out TheMiki’s recap of the first recap, click here. Previously on Big Brother, D List Celebrity Lookalike [...]
It’s the first ever coach competition, and this season’s first elimination ceremony. Oh, and it’s boring.
Big Brother is back, which means it’s time for our first group recap! We’ll start our full regular recaps with [...]
Here are our photos for the week. Come on over to our facebook page to add your captions!
It’s our fave time of year!! The White Trash Olympics (otherwise known as Big Brother) starts June 12 and we’ve [...]
Schoonie, Flipit and LoLo meet up for a group recap of the finale!
Guess this is only the second worst possible outcome. Yay!







