April 28, 2008
April 24, 2008
Big Brother: And Then There Were Two
Previously on Big Brother, not enough people appreciated my favorite joke
Team Chris T.
April 22, 2008
Big Brother: And The Hamsters Rejoice

Julie Chen is totally rocking a pink sweatsuit tonight, which is how you can tell that she just got off a flight from New York, or has just returned from robot jazzercise class. After she copies and pastes the previouslies for us, we see Ryan nominate Sheila and Sharon yet again, making that the third time we have seen and/or heard about this event in the last seven minutes. It's like Julie Chen is George Bush and this nomination ceremony is September 11th.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: And The Hamsters Rejoice" »April 21, 2008
Big Brother: Ashton Kutcher Pees in the Sink
Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game.
Go, Cougar!
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: Ashton Kutcher Pees in the Sink" »April 17, 2008
Big Brother: Christ Takes a Stand Against Numerology
Tonight, on Big Brother...
Is Chelsia pregnant with a giant moley mohawked baby, or is champagne a bloater?
April 16, 2008
Is it Season 10 Yet?
Previously on Big Brother:
Although we've COME, To the eeeennd ooofff the road, still I can't let go......
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April 13, 2008
Big Brother: Crazy Like a FOX!
We begin tonight's episode in the middle of the HoH endurance comp. Man, this whole two episodes in a row thing means I'm recapping the whole competition. It's like, how many different ways can I say 'some losers prop themselves up in a box'?
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: Crazy Like a FOX!" »April 9, 2008
Big Brother: We All Know How This Is Going To End, Right?

First of all, Julie is dressed all abstract and deconstructed with all these wacky lines all over the place, and she's had her hair cut. Do robots grow hair? Or did they just replace her whole head? Mysteries, they abound.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: We All Know How This Is Going To End, Right?" »Big Brother: Hobo Hank and the Temple of Doom
Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off.
He's crying like a priest with a boner.
April 6, 2008
Big Brother: All New! Josh Free!
Previously on Big Brother, Ryan helped Josh pack his shit.


