Here is what I want to know. When does Jase find the time to put out fires? Between his network television appearances as the go-to gay extra and his newly discovered "Demo Reel" which...Oh Christ, it just speaks for itself, I don’t get when he has the time to be a volunteer firefighter.

I believe I have discovered where Jase gets his fashion from.

Why is it that BB5 seems to be a feeding ground for aspiring actors? I can understand that the urge to be famous can be intoxicating, but as far as a means to catapult one to success as a respectable actor, is being videotaped sleeping, lying, drinking and pooping really the best way to go about doing it? Well, Holly seems to be willing to try anything to attain her 15 minutes of fame, including a breif MTV appearance on their shortly lived reality competition "FEAR".

Unlike her mental midget love interest Jase, Holly has managed not only speaking lines, but a starring roll in the Blockbuster hit "Directors Cut." Never heard of it? That's odd. Take a look at the trailer, and if you like what you see know it is available on Amazon starting as low as 15 bucks!

At this point in reality TV, it is becoming more apparent that people sign up to become mini-celebs. Jase, Holly, Scott...sure, I can see it. But the two that shocked me the most; Adria and Natalie. I have to say I didn't see it coming. Not until I came across >their website, which sells (and this is no joke) Fitness Twin ugg..mousepads, did I realize they were media whores. But it doesn’t stop at their website, they are also the poster girls for some sort of NRA ad.

I know, I know...you may be thinking "Sure they have a website, they are 'Fitness Gurus.'" To which I say, explain THIS.

Nakomis also has a little internet post, but hers is far more Nakomis-esque. A deep poem by a deep woman. Rather than making you hop to the site, Ill bring it here...along with Nik's email, if you wanna let her know how you felt about it.