Julie Chen Discovers New Passion For Mini Putt-Putt - 
by B-side
At the end of the day, it was Natalie who was sent packing to join what will now be the most awkward jury house EVER (in case you forgot, Will is there and no amount of tropical sun seems to have put out his angry gay fires). During the post-eviction interview, Natalie did make one good point which is that Nakomis kept using that stupid pinky swear thing as an excuse to go after the twins when she should have just admitted that Adria and Natalie were too much of a threat. That was my strategy comment of the night.
Understandably, Adria was pretty upset to lose her sister. Karen consoled her, which was nice, but last time I checked, Karen was one of the people who had thrown out Natalie. That would explain why Adria looked less than enthused to receive this bit of sympathy from Karen. I really like Karen, but I do have a pet peeve. Why must she adopt this pouty/breathless voice when she casts votes? It's sort of creepy.
All in all, this was a fairly amusing episode, even if it was tainted by the specter of controversy. Who would have ever thought harmless Julie Chen could have sullied the dignity of the game with her poor refereeing? I guess anything can happen when the Chenbot shows a little cleavage. Anyway, time to vomit.
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I can't wait to see how Marvin handles HOH I wanted him or Karen to get it.Totally missed the mistake! Too many beers I guess.I hope he puts up Natalie and Diane. I hope they show how Adria and Will are doing together!lol I will be sooo upset if they become "friends"!
Posted by: TTime | August 27, 2004 7:35 AM(#1 of 8)
Love the recap. I thought you guys would've caught one more blunder: Michael sitting in the yard discussing Marvin leaving for "Y&R" as, and I quote, "the expense of a lifetime." Then he made a little confuseded face. Gotta love him.
Posted by: Pat | August 27, 2004 7:43 AM(#2 of 8)
The seagull picture is hilarious - that dress was out of control!
Posted by: melis | August 27, 2004 9:09 AM(#3 of 8)
'The dignity of the game'? That's a good one.
Despite the apparent glitches in the system (maybe they messed something up when they reprogrammed her to say 'Nakomis' instead of 'Jennifer'), it occurred to me that the Chenbot's error might have been intentional, since the episode seemed to be building up Marvin as the favorite to win HoH.
Note the irony: Marvin has spent a considerable amount of time since the twin twist was revealed complaining about its inherent unfairness. He accused Adria of 'working for CBS' and even whipped out the game rules manual and whined about the fact that the twin-switch required that both sisters repeatedly break the number one rule of the game: no one leaves the house. This week, Marvin a) left the house, b) worked for CBS, and c) benefitted from a violation of the rules by the BB5 production team (more specifically, the Chen-bot).
Note also that Karen, the ultimate floater, did not challenge the Chen-bot's error, and thus once again avoided having to take any responsibility for the course of the game.
Nevertheless, I am thrilled to see Marvin back in the HoH spot, as it guarantees us at least two more weeks worth of his wise-cracking horny black dude schtick. Also, as the last player in the house without a solid alliance (despite her vote to evict him, Cowboy seems unlikely to pull his head out of Adria's 'bootylicious' ass), Marvin could put up anybody, which--conveniently enough for CBS--should open up the game and make it much less predictable and more entertaining.
Posted by: jack | August 27, 2004 9:18 AM(#4 of 8)
HOLY SHIT!
I snorted coke out of my nose (can get pricey ya know) when I saw what happens when you dont cut the plastic 6-pack rings, or hire a blind stylist to do the Chenbot!
i thought last night was boring. i dont think karen would have even noticed. funny thing is i was hootin and hollering that karen won, then the Chenbot said "Marvin" and i was like "wtf?" its probably simple human error (i know, droid, whatever) but if it was live, then how could they all conspire to twist the game in such a way?
too bad CBS cant make that button she hold do freeze-frame, i mean jesus, cant they afford a tivo or something?
Posted by: jash | August 27, 2004 10:52 AM(#5 of 8)
The Chenbot looked more like she was Modeling for the new Low Carb Coca-Cola {C2}then hosting BB5!!!
Did anyone notice the way she kicked her leg up before she stood to make her usual announcements?
I also caught Cowboys backyard blunder about Marvins *EXPENSE OF A LIFETIME* that's just good t.v.! Poor Cowboy did look a little disappointed when he saw that Marvin was the winner. I was glad when Julie called him out on it even though he pretended to be happy and a *Good Sport*.
Was I the only one scared when Cowboy shared with us his ^LIFE MOTTO^????????and what's all of this ~LOVE~ with him & the twins???? He really does have his head up Adria's AZZ!!! damn Cowboy! Whoa Kimosabi!!!! I was like if this MoFo tells them he loves them ONE MO DAMN TIME..........!!! Hey, does anybody out there think Cowboy named his son JASON & just couldn't pronounce it so somebody just wrote CHASON on the Birth Certificate cuz that's what it sounded like??
Adria's vote to evict Cowboy wasn't as difficult & painful as Julie predicted. Homegirl voted against him with a smile! and what the hell was so funny to her after she cried and hugged Natalie goodbye???
Karens kooky-ness has rubbed off on that girl.
by the way,did nobody packed any blonde hair dye to cover Karens roots???????
Natalie told Julie that she was going to pray for Nakomis. She better pray G-String Wilma doesn't scratch her eyes out when she gets to the jury house. I can't wait to see his reaction. talk about ^TROUBLE IN PARADISE^.
The reality show *SURVIVOR* won't have nothing on this. I think the Jury House will be more interesting than the BIG BROTHER HOUSE!!!!!
BIG UPS to Marvin! BrotherMan is having one hell of a week. I hope he gets the phone call from home & wins the POV, kicks Adria's azz out and is Ultimately crowned the winner of the whole damn thing. Hmph, the Black Guy Doesn't Die In This Movie!!!
Posted by: CHICA MONTEZ | August 27, 2004 10:57 AM(#6 of 8)
I guess when you are f-ing the boss (Les Moonves) you can be on the job for 5 years with no improvement whatsoever.
Posted by: devaux | August 30, 2004 7:39 AM(#7 of 8)
What is it with Andria & Natalie laughing after something bad happens to them. I mean, I know it's a defense mechanism, but it's so annoying.
Posted by: Genevieve | August 30, 2004 12:45 PM(#8 of 8)