i had to keep rewinding that exact same moment! I couldn't tell if Julie had flubbed it or the recording was messed up! The other Julie laugh out lud flub was when she was pulling the keys out of the box and at one point she held the key upside down and backwards so you couldn't see the name on it and announced "Drew". Conspiracy Theory?

What a great review. You really did justice to poor Julie. I agree with you about Jase. What a moron! It was a show, get over yourself. My opinion of Scott totally changed; he seems like a completely diffent person. He should feel lucky that Jase doesn't want to be his friend. Who wants a friend like that?

Did anyone see Diane hug Drew? I didn't see her congratulate him.

Chase looked like a drag queen version of Anne Heche. Hello scary clown!

And I had to take a phone call during the show. Did Jase ever say the reason that Marvin hated Will so much? I was confused by that.

Marvin's behavior dropped him down a few notches in my book. He was so desparate to be cool in the end, as if being Jase's friend makes you cool in any way.

Yep, they are one class act (Holly & Jase). I agree with what you wrote about their rehearsed retorts. P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C, but good for a giggle and eye-roll. Their making out session was only good for anyone with Sharon-Stone-lesbian fantasies. I will not miss them. I also agree with you about Scott. He pretty much redeemed himself in my eyes the night he was evicted. Unfortunately, my mind always reverts back to those damn Playgirl shots I saw of him a while back. But I think that he's probably a nice guy - if he would just leave the mandanas at home! Oh, and one more thing, the video of Michael looking like he was going down on April - funny. I missed that last night, thanks for posting it. :-)

Oh man, your recaps never cease to cause me to wet myself. Last night when Julie went to say something and instead smiled, I burst out into laughter imagining what your comments on that one would be. Thanks.

BTW- would it be possible to download all the crazy Chenbot videos from this season?

I too watched each additional glitch in the matrix revealed by the Chenbot anticipating your forthcoming snark, b-side, and you did not disappoint. I'm especially glad to see you finally accept that the whole "we're actually nice people" line Jase and Holly threw at you was a load of crap and that they are in fact even bigger, more narcissistic assholes than we initially thought they were. Well done, grasshopper.

Well, I was off on the vote by one--4-3 instead of 5-2--but my guess is that Nakomis did a little fishing to make sure she could throw a pity vote to Cowboy without costing Drew the game. Nice little bit of misdirection by Diane during the voting--she actually had me thinking for a second that she was going to grudge-f**k Drew. Alas, I guess she's still counting on him helping her buy out Sephora and Forever 21 with that cool half million. So much for the 'dude ranch for kids.' That slight sound you hear drifting on the westerly winds is every accident and wrongful death insurance agent in the state of Oklahoma breathing a simultaneous sigh of relief.

A final confession: I gotta admit it, I was gettin' a litle excited by the Chenbot's open-shirt look. No wonder Marvin kept trying to lick her hand. So I'll depart with a shout of empathy out to moneybags Les Moonves. A hot, sexy, voluptuous android like Julie would be enough to make me leave the wife and kids. Remember, all you sexy robot chicks out there, it's never too late to sleep your way to the top!

I found Julie Chen's cuffs reminiscent of the Flying Nun for some reason. I was quite confused by them.

"So much for the 'dude ranch for kids.' That slight sound you hear drifting on the westerly winds is every accident and wrongful death insurance agent in the state of Oklahoma breathing a simultaneous sigh of relief."

very funny...

Oh where to start with this. I loved the part where Julie wants to call Drew's name as he's walking out of the house, but he takes forever, so she just stands there with her mouth agape. Thank you for putting a clip of that up!

And Cowboy going down to Chasen move, I for sure thought he was going to pick his woman up. Thanks for putting that clip up too. Hilarious!

I was starting to warm up to Marvin, but he just pissed me off majorily last night. Marvin, you're an ass!

Jase, what's with the eyebrows?! Too much tweezing & were they dyed too? And did you have make-up on? It was creepy. You and Holly make a great couple. No one else wants you guys, seriously.

Scott, the fact that you & Jase don't get along, actually makes me like you more. But don't get too excited.

Still lovin Karen & Nakomis. And Lori was cool too.

And in the end when it came to Drew & Cowboy, I didn't really care. How sad for me.

"CONGRATULATIONS DREW! YOU GOT THE MONEY AND AVOIDED AN AWKWARD MOMENT WITH DIANE ON LIVE TV"

this was the best season on BB5 i have watched!
cant believe we have to wait 289 (est) days for season 6

JASE = give up the man make up and go home!

HOLLY = Jase will not, i repeat will not help your career, you seemed a little more smarter than that

SCOTT = i hated you in the house, but you proved you are a different person outside of the house, now if you could only cut your hair and get rid of the "mandana"

LORI = smart girl for taking the 10,000 and getting out fast! your smile is beautiful and i wish you all the best!

MIKE = who?

WILL = keep practicing those prepared bitchy "Will and Grace" quips, im sure it will benefit you in the bar you hang out at

NAKOMIS = i live in Texas and it would be a pleasure to run into you and tell you "GOOD GAME"

SATAN TWINS = move away from each other and get a seperate identity, and a vote for Michael isnt gonna get you any of that money

MARVIN = you were cool on Y&R but you lost all support i had on the LIVE show

DIANE = i flip flop about you all season long, your high point (endurance) your low point (final moments in the house), i do feel sorry about Marvin lying about you kissing him

KAREN = my friend mentioned you Friday night when we were drinking and i started crying at a dance club we were at, you have been my favorite houseguest of any season i have watched, your audition tape says it all, I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!

MICHAEL = my mom told me if i didnt have anything nice to say, dont say it

DREW = dont turn into another CLUB MTV VJ - i bet you go far!!!

JULIE CHEN = YOU ARE WONDERFUL! LOVE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU DO!

TVGASM = because of your site, i got many days of pleasure and smiled many times during the day reading your reviews, comments and funny pictures!
plus i got in trouble at work being online!
also loved the comments from the home audience too!

CANT WAIT FOR SEASON 6!

ERIC

i, too, was confused by jase's remarks to will about marvin's "friendship." as far as i know, i've watched the same broadcasts jase has. will looked like he didn't give a shit one way or the other.

i also have grown to like scott outside of the game, although i do question the bandanna choice. was the wrap party held at a leather bar?

as for jase and holly, there are no words.

mattie,

The wrap party hasn't happened yet, just the season finale. But no, it's not at a leather bar, to say nothing of Les Moonves' attracion to chaps.

I too did not understand why Jase was taunting Will from across the room. I'm sure Will was equally confused and didn't even give a rat's ass. And why did Mike point out that Karen was the biggest backstabber?? Where did that come from?

I choked on my tea twice reading this recap - thank you so much! The two clips are hilarious - especially the Cowboy going down one! I noticed all of Chenbot's bleeps and burps last night and couldn't wait for you to call her on all of them!

Anyone see Will almost fall down those stairs?

i forgot about Will and the dreaded misstep!

also at the beginning it seemed like the audio wasnt cued right and they kept starting it and then would stop during Julie speaking outside

i wonder how Drews mom and very good looking brother and Dad think of Diane, i hope they didnt DISS her after the tape stopped rolling

also anyone know how "LIVE" the show was, you know CBS dreads anything LIVE

forgive me, im not usually a Multi-Poster but that video of michael sucking face and then appearing to get ready to eat at the "Y" made me spit my beer all over the place!

WOO HOO! TVGASM

thanks!!!!!

Eric,

must give you kudo's.

eat the "Y" must be one of the greatest typed terms I have ever seen.

Props, Kudos, and Booyakasha.

Madeyoulaugh

in all fairness, it should be mentioned that the expression 'we like to eat lunch down at the Y (why? because we love you!)' is drawn from the song 'i'd like to f**k the s**t out of you' on the very rare 'X-rated' album recorded by country music outlaw David Allan Coe back in the late '70s. I swear to god (err, 'the Lord') I'm not making this up. I used to have a bootleg copy but it got stolen from a party back in my undergrad days.

Other Coe hits include 'Long-Haired Redneck' and 'If that ain't Country (I'll kiss your ass)', so a Coe quote is entirely appropriate to Michael 'Cowboy' Ellis.

thank you madeyoulaugh, its one of my fave sayings

jack - never knew where that came from or where i picked it up, but it did see appropriate when i saw that wonderful video!

i hope it wasnt offensive, but with all the references to camel toes through out the season, i figured that 1
"eat at the y" wouldnt be a problem!