Well, it was bound to happen. The Les Moonves/Julie Chen union has finally morphed into holy matrimony. Yes, as Defamer first warned us last week, Chenbot and CBS president Les Moonves skipped town last week for a romantic getaway in Mexico where the couple was officially anointed Husband and Robot. Wedding guests included friends and family of both parties such as Dan Rather, Sumner Redstone, and HAL. While most said the ceremony was "lovely" and "charmingly rigid", others expressed confusion over the format. Rumor has it that Julie Chen greeted guests at the door by saying "Hello, and welcome to the Moonves/Chen wedding. Tonight we'll watch as Les, the CBS executive from New York City, and Julie, the idle chatter cyborg from Dell Laboratories, join their hands in marriage. But first, please find your seats."

Others said it was odd how during the ceremony, Julie would occasionally turn to the audience and say "The rabbi has now asked us to share our vows. Let's listen in!" One guest, who wished to remain anonymous, felt momentarily awkward when the rabbi asked Les if he wished to take Julie 'til death do they part. Apparently Julie snapped at her future husband, saying "I need an answer Les. LES. There's no more time!" When he finally said "I do," Julie allegedly refused to accept his commitment until he raised a green or a red paddle.

In the end, all was well as Julie conducted an awkward exit interview with her new husband. Later, the Chenbot got drunk off of sangria and threw up on Early Show cohort Hannah Storm, who laughed it off by saying "Don't worry. I'm immensely forgettable!"

Thanks to TVgasm reader Kristen for the heads up.