Aunt Chenbot - 
by B-side
With Big Brother nearing in just a few weeks, CBS was kind enough to give us this warm and fuzzy look into Julie Chen's less robotized life. Yes, in this clip, our hostess with the mostest forages into her photo album (ChenPhoto) and proudly displays an archival image of her two nephews (Chenbot Gemini v.2.0.3) for the world to see. She admits that she spoils the kids, but then asks "What's an aunt for?" Seriously, she wants to know. She doesn't have that algorithm. Finally, as the spot concludes, Julie raises another photo album tantalizingly and asks "Wanna see more?" Before we can answer (YES!), the spot fades to black, and so do our hopes of ever seeing the famed Chen/Moonves sex album. Oh well...
Click on the Chenbot to play.
WANT TO SEE MY NEPHEWS???
Comments
No. Really:
I *saw* the Chenbot/Moonves sex album on a train from Florence to Rome in the Summer of 2003. They were right across the aisle from me and it was HEINOUS.
In real life, the Chenbot is about thisbigaround -- seriously, she is a size -4. Her designers had to invent new integers for her clothing size.
And he's just old and wrinkly, though remarkably fit and handsome.
But her pawing of his old-man arms and under-the-shirt stroking of his old-man shoulders was the worst.
So I guess I really saw the Chenbot/Moonves foreplay album, but still.
Ew.
Just, ew. Thanks for bringing that memory back from successful repression, B-side.
Posted by: Rita Moreno | June 10, 2005 7:03 PM(#1 of 7)
But first........
Posted by: pc | June 10, 2005 9:51 PM(#2 of 7)
She's creepy and a crap host.
Posted by: 3blue | June 11, 2005 6:45 PM(#3 of 7)
This years BB set redesign is in part intended to give Chen-Moonves as better platform. I've heard that we will see her interact more with the HGs this season as well. Will she be less 'bot' or not?
Posted by: Zeus | June 12, 2005 8:17 AM(#4 of 7)
This years BB set redesign is in part intended to give Chen-Moonves as better platform. I've heard that we will see her interact more with the HGs this season as well. Will she be less 'bot' or not?
Posted by: Zeus | June 12, 2005 8:18 AM(#5 of 7)
I saw the promo where she showed pictures from her photo album. I have never seen a person look so stiff and fake while showing and talking about their own family! It was bad.
Posted by: Ashes | June 13, 2005 7:23 AM(#6 of 7)
the only thing more disturbing than Julie Chen is Julie CHen before plastic surgery.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004877.html
Posted by: Eddiebosox | June 13, 2005 9:14 AM(#7 of 7)