The Gasm NOSE ALL - 
by madeyoulaugh
The New Nose <-----------------------> The Old NoseLet the condescension, speculation and perversions of BIG BROTHER contestants' pasts begin.
Sadly, today has been a busy day in my non-TVgasm life, which is preventing the in-depth research and dirt digging I prefer, but in a season dubbed "The Summer of Secrets," I'm really in no rush to uncover them all on day one.
Though I couldn’t let a full day go by without at least one quick background check. So off I went to use my highly skilled top secret researchers to find some dirt. A Google search later, and I did uncover an interesting tidbit on BB6 contestant Ashlea Evans. The CBS-described "Fashion Design Student" is, shockingly, an aspiring model/actress according to her ExploreTalent.com Model's page.
I am going to also go on record to say based on her photos (which can be found after the jump, or on her site), one of the season's secrets is that when she got rid of her old nose, she also shaved down her twig and berries. Ashlea can also be a dude's name, no?
Is this too high? Can you see my balls?
I love my quarterback neck and man jaw!! Oooh makes me so horny!
Here I am after I tripped and the tight pants really squeezed my man berries.
I was visibly hurting.
I asked the doctor to make me look like Lisa Marie Presley. Did he succeed?
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The real clue to "her" identity lies in the man hands. In every picture they are clenching something to make them smaller. Especially in pic of black dress, the fingertips of 3 fingers are missing. Of course also in that pic "her" quarterback neck leads down to her football shoulders.
This could lead to a very interesting season of BB
Posted by: Retroqueen | June 29, 2005 12:55 PM(#1 of 10)
I don't think that's the same girl...
Ashlea Evans seems like a pretty common name, and I think the nose in the before pick is better anyway...
Posted by: smithie | June 29, 2005 12:59 PM(#2 of 10)
I wouldn't be surprised...a transgender person named Nadia won the UK Big Brother a couple of years ago and was very popular...
Looking forward to the Summer of Secrets!
Posted by: kepster | June 29, 2005 1:09 PM(#3 of 10)
looks like a new chin, too.The popular "Jay Leno" chin.
Posted by: dredge | June 29, 2005 1:17 PM(#4 of 10)
Her resume from the site:
Film:
Extra in Movie From Justin to Kelly
Commercials:
Infomercial for Tracfone wireless
Modeling:
International shows in countries such as Greece, London, and Paris
Playboy fashion show
Rampage fashion show
White house black market fashion show
Addidas fashion show
French Connection Fashion show
Print for Maxim magazine promo site
Tracfone wirless print
Cheetagirls calender
Special Skills:
skilled in singing and dancing
Posted by: Scott | June 29, 2005 1:44 PM(#5 of 10)
If she plays her cards right she could have a career that rivals Jase when she gets out of the house.
Posted by: Eddiebosox | June 29, 2005 2:18 PM(#6 of 10)
A trannie extra in "From Justin To Kelly"?!?!?!?!
Posted by: The Player | June 29, 2005 3:08 PM(#7 of 10)
At first I figured this could be the big secret. But I don't know. I just don't think that's the same person. The BB photo doesn't look like the others.
There is a link if anyone wants it that gives the secret away. I didn't read it though, I don't want to know.
Posted by: Genevieve | June 30, 2005 8:17 AM(#8 of 10)
trannie...those meaty hands give it away.
Posted by: dredge | June 30, 2005 9:12 AM(#9 of 10)
Another clue that there is a tranny on the show: As listed there are 6 men and 8 women. Usually, there is an even balance of 7 and 7. Who's to say that there isn't *really* a balance of 7 and 7? Something to ponder.
And how come no one listed sex as a hobbie, huh? I guess everyone is deep denial.
ha!
Posted by: ha! | June 30, 2005 10:03 AM(#10 of 10)