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As if that wasn't dumb enough, Eric proceeded to tell Sarah "Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining." The phrase is "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining." Judge Judy put it in on the cover of book. The only other person I have heard use the phrase like that is Karen from Big Brother 5. It kind of makes you wonder what other sayings Eric might like to say. "Don't shit where I eat, because I might think it's cake;" "Don't jizz on my cupcakes and tell me it's frosting;" "Don't stick a shampoo bottle in my ass and tell me I'm getting a prostrate exam;" or the ever-popular "Don't put my hand in a blender and tell me it's chili." I am also getting sick of Eric and his stupid jerseys and hats. Vegas Fire. Yes we know, it's hot in Vegas and you are a firefighter, so it's a double dose of irony when you wear the shirt, but damn! Instead of buying up a hat or t-shirt from eveyr single fire engine company that has ever seen, try spending $20 at the GAP. They have these things called "polo shirts," and they can even mellow out an idiot like you.

Now, we all know that Eric is as dirty a player and as big of a backstabber as anybody in the game, arguably for much smaller reasons than Kaysar had thought. Sarah made it a point to say how he's not living by his word, but you see, it was Kaysar who made the oath. I didn't see Kaysar put his hand on a Koran, or say "I swear to God" or "I swear on my life," but if Eric remember it, it must be true. Sexual harassment, blasphemy, he just doesn't need much evidence. April tries to calm him down by saying that he should worry and that Eric's decision is going to be between him and his maker. WHAT?! Yeah April, I'll be waiting for the Imam in Orange County to issue a fatwa against lying to midget infidels. Not gonna happen.

Things calmed down a little bit, although Eric even found time to accuse Ivette of being in on the plan, which says as much about Eric's paranoia as it does about Kaysar's method of springing this nomination out of nowhere. But seriously, you had to know that Eric was going to be a goner, and with that knowledge, and a little bit of an attempt by the producers to cause some misdirection, we started hearing Maggie and Eric talk about how everybody was making a big mistake and that she was the smarter player. Perhaps this is true and perhaps Maggie was laying low waiting to strike. We'll just have to wait until she wins HOH to see if she's just talking bullshit or not.

It was now time for Julie's little talk with the houseguests. She had the normal question to James, asking what a roller coaster ride it was for him. After then the funniest thing happened. While Julie was waiting for a response, she sort of stuck her tongue out and licked her lips, perhaps believing it was east coast time and the muscle memory was telling her she should be smooching with Les. As amusing as that was, the funniest part of the sequence was when she talked to April about PB&J. April said she hated it because she lost some weight, but she didn't just say she lost some weight, she made sure to say "I entered the house about 108" and that she may be down to 102. Well, I am not so sure how much she weighed, buy do you honestly believe she was 108? We all know that she has lost weight, but it's not from PB&J, it's just the natural effects of osteoporosis. I think she was just retaining more water since menopause, so she is just noticing the weight coming off now.

Julie finally asked a question to Beau, probably realizing the rest of the country was thinking about an Amber Alert since we haven't seen him in so long. Beau is gay, so of course he gets a fashion question. Instead of "who has the most fashion sense?" (he said Ivette) or "the worst fashion sense" (Eric and Howie), why don't you ask "So, the producers think you are boring and never show your face during the week. Is this because you are autistic or gay?" Sorry, that makes no sense, I was imagining how it would go if Ivette was trying to do the same thing. Finally, we get to Howie. Julie asks him to spell "rhubarb." Oh, I can't wait! Howie is so funny, everybody is going to die laughing just hearing his voice. Un, no. Howie spells rhubarb, and the only person who laughed was Julie Chen. Chenbot loves her built-in applause and laughter functions.

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Posted by J-Unit on July 29, 2005 1:13 AM