Great recap. Maggie is vengeful, not a strategist. She should have put another 1/2 of one couple up, rather than Kaysar. If the POV is used, Janelle will certainly go on the block. Beau is like the most uninteresting Gay ever - "Life's a Bitch" - oh snap. I guess we should pray for a decent "summer secret", like Ivette getting hit by Moonves-made lightning.

Wow, Howie is even more gayer than I! I mean geez, I have a lot of straight guy friends and none of them have tried to "fake" kiss me! Maybe he is into shemales since he likes boobies and apparently penis so much!

after kaysar gets the boot this week (which seems inevitable), the only reason i will watch this show is to see ivette make herself look more stupid with each episode until she finally is evicted and then cries and whines. hopefully she'll last long enough to be betrayed by her 'friends' which will make it even more fun to watch.

Thanks for Ivette-gay screencap. That made me laugh soo hard. I kind of hope that Eric comes back to the house. Even though I hate him, it would be funny to hear Ivette or Maggie's reaction to him coming in, "Say hello to my little friend!" good recap.

Loved the Agatha Christie reference!...And I had the same thoughts about Kaysar, that he talks like he picked up too much American culture from (BAD) Hollywood movies. Also, when he announced dramatically last week that "this will be the final 6", it was like he thought he was playing Survivor, where if an alliance is formed and stays together, you can get to the final 4, NOT BB which has the HOH competition each week to not allow that to happen. He really burned his bridges way too soon, although I love how the "idiot" alliance doesn't see Eric's eviction as payback for Michael, but will ALL say Kaysar's eviction is payback for poor Eric.

Even though I voted in the tvgasm poll for James to win (whimper), I kinda hope he goes now, because his desperate side switching is getting annoying.

Ivette- she's gay? Don't vomit on my shoe & tell me its a 4 alarm fire.

The real secret is that bicurious Howie.... SUMMER OF SECRETS!!

What a predictable episode! Seriously ...
Maggie is just out for revenge. She has no concept of what real strategy is or how to pull one off .. she should've paid closer attention to the Dictator. She would have learned far more then by stuck up Erpricks ass.
Beau is boring. Seriously .. he is the least fabulous gay on tv. He is boring, dull and quite frankly a big old snore! And can someone explain how it is that he keeps popping up on all of these other shows? I mean, what gives? Does he have an exclusive contract with Viacom?! And it shouldn't come as a surprise that he & Ivette are buds. She is boring too. Insipid and so painfully stupid it's hard to watch sometimes. And with her 'ghetto cooking' ... she so totally insulted every single person who actually lives and comes from a real, actual ghetto. She is just low rent. And really trashy. And not in a good way.
James is pathetic .. he basically stabbed Sarah in the back when he told Maggie that he would do better in the game with out her there, and then was all smoochie with her. Ick.
And as for the nominations, did they come as a surprise to anyone?! NOPE.

Kaysar actually came up with a name for their alliance on the CBS HOH blog - the Sovereign Six. Not at all ridiculous!

Ivette is driving me crazy! It's torture to watch her now. Cappy this, Cappy that...shut the fuck up about him already and play the game for yourself! If Kaysar goes this week (and I really hope he doesn't), I will watch to see her "ghetto" ass get the boot.

This was Big Bore 6. If Maggot had any real skill, it could have been epic. But no, let's go with emotions again. Blech.

It'll be interesting to me if one of the Crappies gets veto power and decides to use it against Maggot's wishes.

Does anyone think that the next week will be when a former roomy is returned? They can't wait too long, else the impact will be way too great. The cries of "fix" will make even Kelly Monaco notice something 'tis amiss.

Another brilliant racap...
I'm naming my next dog Agatha Christie...
I hope Ivette chokes on her next EXCLAMATION!

ivette, don't ______ in my sundae and tell me it's ghetto!

Ivette also racist in addition to idiot:

http://www.jokersupdates.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=bbusapics&Number=2036785&page=0&view=expanded&sb=5&o=&fpart=

It's telling that the security guard feels comfortable enough within a group to pass judgement on intellect.

Hey, here's a secret they could reveal ... who ever cast Ivette's 'ghetto ass' is a former lover who wanted revenge on her boring ass and figured that by putting Ivette on tv in front of a huge audience, Ivette would reveal just how stupid she is. Secret is ... Ivette is the only one who doesn't know how annoying and cringeworthy she really is. Oh wait .. that's not a secret. It's common knowledge. Even Beau is bored with and by her.

Hey, here's a secret ... Howie & Ivette were a couple and now both have gone gay. Just a thought.

OH NO!!! My girl Ivette told me telepatically that somebody planted a nuclear bomb in one of the gold safes!!!! I wonder who it could be??? They better find it before this weeks eviction. It's a SUMMER OF SECRETS!!!

Ivette better buy Maggie and me that House and BMW if she wins or there will be hell to pay!!!! You know what they say: You live by the sword, you die by the sword!!

Boy is it getting cold in here, my small bald head can feel it. better put on another of my Las Vegas fire Jerseys. Peace.

ok, this episode 100% uneventful. maggie is a complete moron & i only wish that someone from the "sovereign six" had felt the need to point out to maggie that the people hugging her were the same 4 votes she'd got to evict her ass. honestly, everyone who is a cappy ass kisser is a moron since they've completely forgotten that there is, in fact, a game to be played and money to be won. maggie is a moron for her nominations. i love how ivette plans on buying eric shit with the money she's not going to win. someone get me a friend for 3 weeks like that!!! wait, you want to get me ivette? no thanks, i'll actually take you up on that offer to be covered in honey and then have fire ants pored on me instead. the only people playing strategically are those who are the "outcasts" & apparently everyone has forgotten that april, jennifer, & beau are in the house. play the game assholes! i'd greatly appreciate that

oh!! i totally forgot, thank you for putting in howie's "ethniticities" comment. i loved it, but you forgot to add kaysar's lovely eye roll during the nomination ceremony after jennifer said "i love you maggie" let's hope james gets the boot & his "somewhat intelligent" gf is left alone

I really, really hope that Crappy, Ivette, April, Beau, and Maggie take the time to read the various blogs and such that discuss BB6. Watching these fucktards on TV drives me up the wall. They actually think that the public loves them and hates Kaysar's Krew.

I would actually pay money to sit behind a one-way mirror as they each read the live feed synopses. Of course, these dipshits are so stupid, I think they STILL wouldn't understand that James HAD TO SAVE HIMSELF! Ugh, I can't believe this show causes me to feel anger.

AARGHH!!! less than a week after what was probably the most audience-pleasing and cathartic turn of events in the short and dubious history of big brother USA, we're back to nonsensensical 'cappy'-logic, the ever expanding ivette's series of 'ghetto' concoctions, and more snippets of that wacky howie being his wacky self (awww, he likes boobies! he so funny!).

worst of all, things are not looking good for the iraqi assassin. if kaysar gets the boot, the collective IQ of the house will plummet by over 50% (if and when janelle goes, that'll leave about 5% in james' alliance-hopping dome).

the one small satisfaction of seeing ivette stay in the house is watching that ass grow. i haven't seen a girl blow up like that since violet ate willy wonka's bubble gum!

Wow! What a great read! Every time I hear one of those idiots say "Cappy", I wanna puke. I'm positive that midget is totally hated at his firehouse. And I'm positive HE's convinced that he's adored by his coworkers. And despite dating his friend, I think Maggie is secretly in love w/him. How else can you explain the blind-eyed slobbering devotion?? She talks about him like he's God.

Beau is a Marcellas wannabe. Ivette is the grossest, loudest, most annoying person I've ever had to listen to. And did you notice that micro miniskirt she had on? She's an embarassment to Latinos. Needlenose Angie & James' GF Sarah haven't a clue. I don't know if that Arena Football Slut's a slut, but she's an Arena FB dancer so that's all the info I need on her. Janelle can be OK then ruins it all by comments like, "I usually fly 1st class". Geez. Rachel? Eh. She reminds me of Lisa, from Season3. I wouldn't be surprised if she sailed under the radar to the finals. Howie annoyed me the first week, now he just makes me laugh. And Kaysar? Wow! He was truly annoying with all his religiosity, but when he tried reasoning w/Michael and when he refused to back down from Ivette AND how he orchestrated everything he knocked my socks off. He can really play the game!

I want Kaysar and Howie to go to the end. And I'm hoping James bites the dust this week!

Brothers, look at me. Look in my eyes. Trust me. It ain't over yet.

Each and every sheep has been warned to play the game for me. To let me know they are remaining true to me, they are to shout various senseless things throughout the show, such as, "Thank you, Eric!" and "Where's Cappy?!" So Brothers, please stop complaining about the behavior in the house, they are just doing as they were 'roidically instructed.

It ain't over yet, Brothers. Don't ever forget - I'm a firefighter. Did I remember to play that card while I was in the house?

Did anyone else notice James's foot is as big as Yvette's head?

In a lawn chair chat discussion, James was sitting opposite Yvette. When the camera shot showed Yvette, James's foot was freakishly large, as large as Yvette's head. It should be in a carnival act. James should of slapped Yvette's head with his foot..now that would of been funny!

Can we get a screenshot of this TVgasm team?

No one has mentioned that with Eric evicted from the house, we somehow have EVEN MORE LVFD wear being worn. Ivette and Maggie were draped in the stuff in diary interviews.

No - no - no - he did not say ethniticities, or ethnicities, or anything closely resembling that.

What he really said was: Ethni-TITTIES! Cuz you know he's just using Beau to get to that Spicy Latina, Ivette. Gotta know he wants to get up all in that. Both front and growing back, of course.

And he doesn't seem to mind that Cappy took Ivette's brain with him when he left. Witness her meltdown in the food competition when asked for a response: 'CAPPY!!!!' Ugh.

Oh, and please don't rig a food competition in front of my eyes and tell me its the Second Coming of Gene Rayburn. Whatever.

The anime theory is intriguing. Chenbot does have the oversized quivering eyeballs. If she comes on thursday and tells the houseguests that "all your base are belong to us" then that would settle it once and for all.

Ivette proudly taking credit for coming up with the "throw the coasters in a bowl" game. Yeah, god knows you don't want anyone else to take credit for that brainstorm. It's kinda like when that guy came up for the cure to Polio, and like, wanted to take credit for it. Thats like a PERFECT paralell. I hear Ivette is curently working on something new. From what I hear it involves covering up your face with your hands and then revealing them by saying "peek a boo". Biut dont tell anyone I said this, I dont want to take credit for her ideas.

If I was ever on that show I would try and make my HOH room unveiling the coolest ever. I would tell the CBS producers that I want only a stack of really freaky German fetish magazines, a pile of sand, a framed picture of the first Czar of Russia, and the urethrea of a dead cow. ANd then I would go nuts when I got it. "Oh my god guys check out my cow urethrea!!" And everyone would have to act excited and kiss my ass, cuz I was HOH.

I think sometime in the future that Maggie is going to get annoyed with Ivette for thinking and announcing to everyone that her and Eric are best friends. Girls are territorial when it somes to their friends, especially guy friends. I hope they turn on each other because I really hate Ivette.

I appreciate the Agatha Christie humor. But I disagree with the idea that telling Maggie that her "alliance" includes the only people who voted against her would turn her against them. She and Ivette are so obsessively and irrationally worshipful of "Cappy" that Maggie might just see her group's voting to evict her before Eric as a good thing. Maggie (like Ivette) is such a cult follower over him that she probably truly feels like it would have been better for him to stay instead.

Eric probably isn't the most un-liked firefighter at his station -- he's probably not even a firefighter. He kind of reminds me of the semi-retarded mascot guy who hangs around in "Rescue Me" -- gets to wear the uniform, but isn't allowed anywhere near a real fire.

You know, because he'd probably yell at the fire, or accuse the fire of sexual harrassment, or blame the fire for breaking its alliance with him.

Or from the sound of it, maybe he just _________s the station's Dalmatian . .

That Ivette/She's Gay caption is the stupidest thing I've seen since there was that Bobby Boucher/He Loves His Momma graphic at the end of The Waterboy. Gosh, that movie sucked.

From afterellen.com, Ivette's interview with Marcellas before she went into the house:

She may describe herself as "lipstick," but don't put the word "lesbian" at the end of that sentence. "I just say 'I like girls," she tells Marcellas. "I don't say 'I'm a lesbian.' Such a vulgar word. I'd rather someone say 'she's gay.'"

"Such a vulgar word." She's so not into vulgarity, that Ivette.

This also explains why BB6 added that "She's gay" caption.

I don't see how Maggie's vengeful nominations were anything different than the shit "oh holy" Kayser tried to pull last time. He wanted revenge and was called a hero and godly figure and now Maggie is just being as petty putting up 2 people she really hates and people are blasting her. I don't blame her nominations and if she or one of her klansmen gets the veto then anyone one of the two who gets voted out will be good for her team.

She understand why the others voted against her. Even maggie said she'd rather go than "cappy!" there is no controversy about that. These idiots are in love with cappy and would sacrafice themselves for his legacy.

Baz - the point many of us are making is that the object of the game now must be to break up couples. Maggot decided emotional satisfaction was more important.

Eddiebosox, that entire thing made me laugh soo hard.

Here are my two sayings I made up and am taking credit for (not yours Ivette):

Don't poop on my barbeque and tell me it's steak.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me Howie did it.

Did anyone else notice that Chen said for the first time in this competition we had two allies up at the same time - referring to Eric and Maggie. Did she just forget about Jannelle and Ashlea?

Re: #35 - Cyn

Janelle and Ashlea were never on the block together. The first week, Ashlea was put up against Kaysar, the POV wasn't used and Ashlea went home... or sequestered, whatever. Remember? Or am I missing something? :-)

Ginger right!

Summer of secrets is fizzling.....It would be too easy to just bring back one of the previous expeled ones. Perhaps they're all being sequestered with access to the feeds so the secret will be they'll be reintroduced without the others knowing about their outside knowledge. Anyway i'm lobbying for Kaysar to be put back in the game...yeah, I know he's not out yet but that's pretty inevitable. He's tooooo sexy and yummy.

Why can't these idiots see that a block of two is still a power block of two....that is Maggie may not care about splitting up couples because of the million dollar payoff, but if she had half a brain she'd be splitting up couples because of the power they wield.

Gee it makes you want to sit there and scream. "CAPPY', er not really....btw where do these folks get these stupid names for each other and for groups.....
Cappy
Chilltown
Cowboy
4 Horsemen...there are so many more. Anyone care to add to the list of ridiculous names?

I feel so much better after reading the comments. For a while, I thought people really did like "The Friendship" cult. WTF?!?!? Is the secret that they're Scientologists or something? Regardless, they're clearly on a steady diet of retard sandwiches, and I hate them and their midget. Period.