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Vote Early and Vote Often -- UPDATED - TVgasm

by J-Unit

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Last year, TVgasm made an appeal to all of our viewers. We asked you to vote for the worst in America's Choice in madeyoulaugh's heartfelt plea poignantly titled "Help Introduce Cowboy to Soap". Big Brother has once again graced us with America's Choice for 2005, with the viewers of the show voting to see which one of three evicted houseguests gets to return to the house. TVgasm officially endorses the campaign of Kaysar to return to the house. To vote, head to the Big Brother 6 website, select the vote button above Rachel's head and then select "America's Choice." You can also save time by simply clicking on this big orange button that follows. amc_btn_submit You know what to do from there. Pretend it's Chicago and vote as often as you like! Polls close Wednesday, August 10th.

There are plenty of reasons to vote for Kaysar. He is a good player and a good schemer and in general is just enjoyable around the house. But there are even bigger reasons than that, and they have to do with keeping Eric out of the house. Eric is annoying, but he is also a menace. Let's be honest, we knew he was trouble from the first time we saw him and his beady little shifty eyes. He judges people on their morals and their integrity in the game, but is too dumb to see he was the most morally bankrupt person in the house. Better than that though is that we will get to see the faces of "The Friendship" when they realize their knighted Cappy was not the most loved person in the house.

Still, there are even more important reasons to vote for America's Choice, but vote a couple hundred times before you continue after the jump. UPDATE: I have changed all the "Vote for Kaysar" links to direct votes for Kaysar, plus a Vote for Kaysar picture with code that you can put on your own site! [Thanks Jon]

UPDATE II: Reality Blurred says Multiple Votes Are Not Allowed. This is clearly a method for CBS to ursurp the power of American People. COUNT EVERY VOTE.

So I am a conspiracy theorist, and while this America's Choice is great, I am left with a little skepticism. Why? If there was a time for CBS to pull off some Chenanigans, America's Choice would be the time. Not only is there no independent source to keep track of the votes, Eric's return would easily be the most controversial and generate the most ratings. There is nothing stopping Viacom or CBS from arbitrarily announcing the winner without having to actually keep the numbers close. There is no accountability for the vote and after all of the shady moves that have been pulled lately, there is no reason to believe something might happen again.

Currently, Kaysar is the number-one most popular contestant on their website. Assuming that the same people voting for Kaysar are also going to vote for him to come back into the house, he has nothing to worry about. But since you can vote AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE, we must be sure that Kaysar gets in by any means necessary. If the response is strong, CBS will have no choice but to send Eric home for good, meaning he will be able to see just how much people hate him across the country. He is already the least popular in the current web voting, so I can't imagine that he would pull a comeback, but if he does, TVgasm will be there to call bullshit.

Once again VOTE FOR KAYSAR and help us put an end to The Friendship. Together, we can work miracles, or at least keep self-righteous, hypocritical, angry midgets off of our television screen. (And please be patient, B-Side will have a full recap of last night's episode shortly. Please reserve your comments on this page for talk of America's Choice.)

Insert the following code on your webpage for an automatic vote-for-Kaysar link on your webpage!

<a href="http://poll.cbs.com/poll?event_id=1208&q1=3"><img src="http://www.tvgasm.com/hotlink/vote_kaysar.jpg" width="206" height="223" alt="" border="0" align="left"></a>


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VOTE KAYSAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so far I've voted 37 times and counting.

OMG I cant imagine having to deal with weirdo michael and/or crappy again.

As soon as I heard the we'd be voting a houseguest back, I didnt even care who got voted off cuz I KNEW we'd bring KAYSAR back.

I put the link on my toolbar and I just keep hitting it & hitting it over and over and over.

More Chenanigans:

When I hit "Back" on my browser to vote again, it automatically fills in the bubble under Eric's smug little head.

That seems to be a quirk in Firefox. When using MSIE, the bubble that you originally vote for is filled.

Direct link to vote Kaysar: poll.cbs.com/poll?event_id=1208&q1=3

To repeatedly refresh the above cbs link for multiple votes, install the following (free for evaluation), and simply copy the above cbs link in the program, and it will do the refreshing for you. Set min sec = 5, max sec = 10, total refresh = as many votes as you want; so you get a vote in every 5-10 seconds

www.autourlrefresher.com/

I can't wait to see Ivette's face when Kaysar walks right back through those doors.

Voted 40 times and it is only 6.32 am ..... something to do at work today....

Being pessimistic here ... Looks like CBS has an out here. Read these couple of sentences excerpted from the "fine print" below the voting:

>>Other restrictions on voting may apply. ... All decisions by CBS regarding the vote and the results are final and not subject to challenge or appeal.

In other words (my guess), if you don't vote for Eric, we'll say you did.

Ugh. The Fiendship was insufferable during the reveal of the latest secret.

I thought someone said Crappy was very low in the popularity polls on the BB6 website, and Kayser and Janelle were at the top of the list.

I don't think I can continue to watch Crappy/Maggot/YDope for the rest of the summer.

I will vote for Kaysar all day long.

55 votes for Kaysar and counting. I'll be sending at least 10,000 votes to Kaysar over the next few days. This is your civic duty, fellow BB6 watchers. Do it for the good of the show; do it to torture Ivette and Maggie. Do it because Kaysar is the man!

Scottbr - That is exactly what I thought when I read the disclaimer. I just wish that CBS realized that putting Eric back in the house would cause people to STOP watching the show (like me).

AMEN Lyndsay -

I will STOP watching BB6 if that little beady eyed roid-raging lying midget returns to that house...PLEASE America make "The Friendship" realize how utterly hated they are by the BB6 viewers...Hopefully the "Love 'Em or Leave 'Em" poll on the BB site showing Eric as the lowest ranked houseguest will be a precursor to his defeat in the America's Vote.

I could go on and on about how Eric and his mindless cult following annoy the *heck* out of me... but then I'd be preaching to the choir!

Kaysar's got my vote(s)!!

"No tears guys... NO TEARS!"

posted an auto voter for mac users in the forum. use it and get kaysar back in the house!

http://forums.tvgasm.com/forum.php?req=thread&id=111&page=1&nocount=1#431

Do we need to worry about clearing our cache in the browser or anything? I'm wondering if you CAN vote multiple times on one computer...

i've been running it on safari with no problems. at least, it keeps thanking me each time it runs.

I like that you put the X over Eric in such a way that his visible eye and eyebrow look the most evil. YAY!

J-Unit .. YOU ROCK! Rock the vote that is! =D

vote for the dictator and vote often. I can't wait to see their faces when King Kaysar walks back in the house next week ... Ivette's expression will no doubt be priceless.

wow, this is awesome. i consider this an early birthday gift from cbs. vote kaysar!!!!

Hey #15 when you say "running in on safari" what does that mean and how can I "run it safari too".

I wanna vote vote vote for kaysar so if you can hook me up with some info on doing some sort of "running thing" that would be great.

I am not kidding I have no idea how to do or even what it is.

Thanks

I like the fact that Crappy's rating is lower than Ashlea who got booted the first week.

As suggested above,
I downloaded the auto url refresher and entered the address : http://poll.cbs.com/pol?event_id=1208&q1=3

The page that keeps refreshing just says:

poll.cbs.com - welcome to CBS. are we sure this is logging votes for Kaysar? I am up to 250 votes and hope to hell they are not going to Eric!!!

I am voting for Kaysar and voting often. No auto-voting, until I can be sure it works. Besides, don't they have programs to detect that sort of stuff? Probably not. It's CBS. Anyway, much as I love the King, I really wish the competition had been to vote OUT a cast member. That way we could have gone after Ivette. And that would have been awesome. Oh well, the summer of secrets isn't over yet.

Truthfully, Ozone, I would prefer to have beautiful Kaysar back in than to have Ivette out.

But, maybe that will be the next SECRET.

what i want to know is-how can they tell how many times one has voted?
it's not like you have to sign in on the website to vote....sounds like a big fat conspiracy to me....

My thought is:

If CBS does not allow more than one vote, than a) it should say that explicitly on the voting page, and b) after you cast your one vote, it should update your cookie so you can't see the voting page anymore.

Since CBS chose not do either of these things, I have to believe that multiple votes are allowed.

Until, at the very least, CBS states clearly, directly, explicitly, on their own website, that multiple votes will not be counted - I have no reason to believe otherwise. (No disrespect to you realityblurred)

ha!

Eric's popularity is the lowest of all the players . . . including Michael. Would anyone be upset if Michael came back (nevermind that it would mean no Kaysar)?

'reality blurred' has updated their announcement, indicating that this morning on 'house calls' marcellas stated that multiple votes ARE permitted.

this doesn't mean he's on the same page as CBS, but it would seem logical that, if they intended to restrict the voting, they would require site registration or some other technical means to prevent multiple votes on the website.

I've voted several times today but I'm worried that us BB6/Kaysar fans up here in Canada don't get a say. Anyone know for sure?

If ours don't count, can you US fans vote an extra few thousand times for us?

Appreciated!

I've voted several times today but I'm worried that us Kaysar fans up here in Canada don't get a say. Anyone know for sure?

And if they don't count, can you US/Kaysar fans vote an extra few thousand times for us?

Muchly appreciated!

CBS prolly changed to the rules to 1 vote per person b/c NO ONE voted for Eric and their systems can't handle the overload for all of us Kaysar fans who are voting repeatedly. Which I fully intend to keep doing. =D

Hey Shelley,

If you are talking about text voting from Canada then I'm not sure if it counts. However, if you are voting on the CBS website then your vote counts as much as anyone (and it's free too). I'm not in the U.S. and I've voted for the K-man numerous times already.

I usually don't watch reality shows for the very reason that they are too easy to manipulate (I mean YOU producers), but I took J-Unit's advice and started watching BB6 and got hooked. I've even gone so far as to start reading the live feed recaps on several sites. And now we have all this crap that points to CBS doing what IT wants with the show. I AM NOT HAPPY. The only 3 network shows I watch are on CBS, but I can very easily give them up if CBS doesn't get its shit straight. And if they say something about only one text message being counted, well then they owe me $15.00. Yes, I did put in several votes for K-Man via text and many in from the website. I also got about 40 people at work to vote for him on-line, so maybe that will help the cause if they stick with this one vote rule that they told NOBODY about. I am so going back to my reality show ban!

And CBS can kiss my ass.

He is sooo back in. Holla!

It is f'd up that they charge .45 for a text plus tax....i will do the website for free. Kaysar is so back in.

Anybody else notice that Midget McLittleman's noggin expands beyond his ears, kinda like its full of gas and ready to explode?
I would really like to hear if any of his coworkers have said anything about him on the internet yet. Anybody have tabs on that? Just wondering...

No Tears for Crappy: word has it that they are not happy that they have to work 60 hours a week while he hangs out and works out all day. Not sure if it is true or not...

the first thing i thought when i heard about the voting was shit, canadians definatly wont be able to vote. hopefully the website ones do count cause otherwise ill be pissed

I spent some time in the BB chatrooms at cbs.com last night and the vibe I got was that all the Kayser fans were voting like mad and all the Eric fans (or as I like to call them - losers) were just whining that no one would vote for him.

To quote Paris - Vote or Die!

Rumors are floating that unless you refresh your cookies that it only excepts one vote any word on this out there?

I figured out how you can keep voting. Just clear your browser cache and you can vote again... and again... and again... all for Kaysar of course!!!

My mom was totally freaking out that Crappy would be back in the house. I said "Not to worry mom, the good people at tvgasm will NOT let that happen." Glad to know I was right.
I really hope CBS plays fair and doesn't just let crappy back in for ratings. However, Kaysar caused just as much turmoil as Crappy...so either would be good.

ps how does one do this clearing of browser chache?

ps how does one do this clearing of browser chache? I want to make sure every vote counts!

I am so embrassed that a Fire Fighter would act like Eric and even wear is City and State patch. I think Kaser should come back to get our team back on track. Jeannie needs him as her partner. Good luck to the both of them

i like erick to com back

VOTE KAYSAR!!! AND VOTE OFTEN. I cant stand Eric. I eally hope Kaysar comes back.

I don't think CBS is going to go against the vote. Reality shows and game shows are covered under California gaming laws. While they can screw around with America's choice if it was something like, should we put a pig or a cat in the house, doing anything that could change the outcome of the game could be breaking criminal code. If it was investigated, there could be criminal charges. Look at what happened to American Idol.

GO KAYSAR!

VOTE ERIC VOTE ERIC VOTE ERIC GO CAPPY

I voted last night over 300 times for Kaysar. If everyone keeps voting an overwhelming amount, CBS will see that they can not simply throw Eric back in the house without negative consequences in the ratings. Good TV = Ivette's face when she sees Kaysar walk back in. Oh yeah, one more thing, did anybody notice that on CBS.com, you can still vote for Eric in the polls as the one to win the whole thing, while you can not vote for Micheal, Kaysar or Ashlea? A little strange, right?

Heres a web site that has an application that will vote for Kaysar every 5 seconds and you can run multiple copies. I didn't write this and I am not endorsing it but i found it and thought some of you might want to try it.

http://www.dotnetjunkies.com/WebLog/he3/archive/2005/08/05/131761.aspx

Any chance a Crappy lover can give us the link to a site that will actually vote repeatedly for Crappy?

I installed the program suggested by Danuta (#50) and it works. The catch is I don't know who I'm voting for! It'd better be Kaysar, or I'm going to be looking for Henry with a baseball bat!

I wrote the 5 second windows program (comment #50). I got an email asking how to know for sure its not voting for cappy. My answer: Would someone that would vote for cappy be smart enough to write a program? Nuff said.
Vote for Kaysar!

VOTE 4 CAPI!!!! Vote 4 Honesty, Integrity, and Trust!!!!! The Friendship WILL Prevail and there is nothing James, Sarah, Howie, Janelle, or that Rachel can do about it!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Moronic Howie already fell for our trap to put up Sarah and James, heheheheehe!!!!!! What a Tool. Capi Is such a great Little League Coach as well as a great Fireman. The World Knows It and He and Maggie will Win!!!!!

You gotta love Cappy's integrity alright - I mean this is the man who:
1. In week 2 put Michael up on the block, thereby shattering his all-male alliance;
2. perpetuated the rumor-mongering slander against Michael's character based solely on heresay, 2nd hand gossip;
3. Threw back a chair and charged Michael in a violent way;
4. Campaigned against James, another member of his all-male alliance;
5. Let's not forget his remarks against women in week 1 when he set up that alliance;
6. Slammed Kaysar and his religion

The man hasn't demonstrated any integrity that I can see. Low-life bully.

Can anyone tell me how I contact CBS to inform them of all of the voter fraud that is taking place? There are so many places that have auto voters listed as Kaysar when they are really votes for Eric.

Thanks for any help that can be provided.

HI, my husband found this site that continually votes for kaysar, has anyone heard anything about it? I would HATE if it was a hoax or WORSE somehow screwed K and Crappy were awarded KAYSARS spot!!
Also anyone know what the little Kaysar song was that they sang when he was leaving?? Thanks!!!
~J & K

http://realitybbq.com/

www.realitybbq.com is one of the most trusted bb6 sites around. They have never steared me wrong. When they have their mind set do something they do. No worries.

Does anyone have a BBcode for this so I can put it in my signature in forums??

[comment removed]

Jeff,

Thanks for the tip, but I am really hesitant about people installing programs that record keystrokes as it can be an invasion of privacy. We all want to help Kaysar, but I can't test the safety of all prodcuts, but I don't reccomend this one.

Thanks,

J-Unit

Hey guys. if you go to bb6bbq.com, there is a link that will automatically vote for kaysar in 3 different browers, as long as u keep window open. so far i've put in 1530x3 votes!!!!

Addressing comment #60, I wrote the program and agree, unless you are sure you trust the source, dont download and install stuff!
As for the program, if anyone wants the source code, its in C#, just email me and you can have it.
Im thinking about modifying it to spoof the referer and/or ip and ranomizing the interval between votes so BB has no way of filtering the votes. Let me know if there is interest for this.
Vote for Kaysar!!!

go to http://www.eachat.net/kaysar/
it automatically makes u vote for him (kaysar) without doing anythinggg like clickin on it over agian... just leave ur computer on

Just to let you know, I have a friend that works with CBS and he asked for me this morning, and said that the voting site does kickout the votes that are from the auto voting programs, so you boys and girls keep auto voting for K, since it will only count for one. And how sad that in america, you are all pulling for an IRAQ born on american soil to win money instead of a fireman, talk about ironic, I would say so. You all are crazy and F**Ked in the head. But all us eric fans will laugh the last laugh when Eric walks into the house on Thursday. You are all also correct, most at CBS do want Eric back for ratings. Have a great day you loosers. GO ERIC

aWha?


You said:
" IRAQ born on american soil to win money instead of a fireman, talk about ironic... "


Are you trying to connect a Fireman and a person of Iraqi descent to some sort of convoluted link to 911?

Wow.

Mental giants astound, film at 11.

Ohh Wait a sec, are you Cappy's brother?

I think the animosity you see for Cappy is for the... contestant in a gameshow, not the american fireman....

I would say mostly because:

His targeting someone based on hearsay, mostly April's melodramtic tirades.

Betraying his alliance early on, (based on hearsay mind you) and getting bent out of shape when others seem to be doing the same.

"Don't take it personal" applies to others, not him.

Ya know, Do as I say not as I do.

"11pm Lights out bitches!" and other house guest commands don't make him bossy at all. An endearing quality in a BB house.

Couple of other things but you get the gist.

As representative of his fire station, I'd be embarrassed. I would be in no hurry to get back on national TV and make an even bigger ass of myself.

I just think it is funny how you talk about how Eric came into the house about being a fireman, and here comes K talking about trying to shed light on his beliefs and him up and praying all the time, well for the first couple of weeks anyways, so you say do not judge him by heritiage. Well I choose to judge him as a person, that also lied. It is okay, We all seen him look like a fool trying to work a deal with Maggie before his Iraq A** was booted out. That showed alot of weakness in him as a person, player and an overall person. I am sorry if I am tired of seeing all the people from the "mother land" talk about all the hate in the world, when most the hate comes from the brothers of the area they believe is religiously home.

YOU CAN VOTE MULTIPLE TIMES!! I opened the source code for the page, and there is no attempt to identify your IP Address, which is the only way they could restrict voting. Additionally, the votes are recorded not only by the poll # and your choice (q1 = 3, meaning Kaysar), but they are also recording the exact placement of your mouse pointer over the "Submit My Vote" button; why? This actually ALLOWS you to submit multiple votes without even waiting for the "Thank You" page to come up. Try it yourself: click the vote button, and look at the bottom of your browser window; the end of the coding shows the 'y' and 'x' values, which are the pixel distances from the upper left corner of the button image. If you do NOT move the mouse, it will only record one vote; however, if you move it around, it will record it as a DIFFERENT vote, and waiting for the Thank You page is unnecessary. So, you CAN vote often, just keep moving your mouse around and clicking it over and over.

I have checked out the programs and sites all really do vote for kayser. Also I looked up the voting and it does record your mouse cordinets but moving you mouse around wont add more votes it all depends how many times you click it. The best way to vote is goto the site click the submit vote once and before the thank you page loads place your mouse over your enter on your number pad and let it just sit and let it go over night. in a matter of 1 mins it will cast roughly 1256 votes

WHAT IF ITS RIGGED FOR ERIC????????????

Well thanks for the advice in comment #70. I have now posted that advice on all the eric fan pages, so lets see who wins now... GO ERIC, LEAVE K in the dust, or sand since he loves the sand IRAQ bas*urd..

crappy eric mister ZERO personality

GO KAYSER !!!

ok, number 72 you sound like crappy

i am voting for kaysar

if eric comes back i will stop watching this season, he is the most irritating ass they have ever had on bb. if he wins, i will tell bb6 "lights out bitches"

I'm in Canada. But I vote for Kaysar too. He needs to be back in the house.

WELL I hope Kaysar enjoyed his one week in the house. I will be glad to see that SAND NI*GER go home again. LOL ERIC STILL WON IN THIS THING..lol

All you BIT*H's that voted Kaysar didnt do him much good..lol