The Karma Boomerang Is In Our Hands! - 
by B-side
That was awesome. Julie should do that more often. ENOUGH!
Anyway, after much hype, Julie finally revealed the big America's Choice twist to the house guests, causing them all to scream and dance with excitement. The camera, of course, zoomed in on Ivette who mouthed to her friends, "Cappy!" Yeah, no shit. I'm sure they didn't already think about that, considering they dedicate every last event in the house to him. "This sandwich I dedicate to Cappy." "This napkin I dedicate to Cappy." "This turd I dedicate to Cappy."
Nevertheless, Julie alerted everyone that America would be voting for either Michael, Eric, or Kaysar. As for Ashlea, well, she left her quarantine. A chilly "Oh" permeated the living room. I wonder what exactly happened with Ashlea. In my mind, I can't decide if she broke free like Linda Hamilton's mental hospital escape in T2, or if it was more like a Species scene with Ashlea disemboweling scientists in white lab coats. Either way, she's on the loose, so be careful kids.
How did you feel about this episode? Sad to see Kaysar go? Happy to see the twist?
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Sad for Kayser, but he will be back. Thank God the Friendship lost HOH. I barely made it through the week, as it is. Maggie reminds me of the uber-bitch school nurse, with her relentless questioning.
Posted by: Stormy70 | August 5, 2005 5:22 AM(#1 of 72)
Okay, it's official...the idol worship/obsession/love-slave thing that Ivette has going for Eric is creeping me out royally. She's a stalker-in-training and has her first tiny target in her sights...(piss-shiver). Dumbass begat dumbass.
Please, for the love of God, let Kaysar come back into the house. I'm with J-Unit...I'm living to see the expression on their faces when they realize that human fireplug is gone for good.
Posted by: HicksPub | August 5, 2005 5:42 AM(#2 of 72)
A note from CBS's site: "All decisions by CBS regarding the vote and the results are final and not subject to challenge or appeal".
If they are going to treat the vote as legit, why do they need this kind of catch-all qualifier?
I think you're right; they're going to bring back whoever they think will bring the most viewers onboard, regardless of what the voting shows.
Posted by: Derek | August 5, 2005 6:03 AM(#3 of 72)
I learned one thing from this episode: Lisps are hereditary.
Thankth Momma Jameth!
Posted by: sg-dub | August 5, 2005 6:12 AM(#4 of 72)
Why do I get the feeling CBS will bring back Eric (sorry,I just thew up a little) because they know that will get the highest ratings.....
Posted by: Brian | August 5, 2005 6:32 AM(#5 of 72)
Load-bearing Jesus? *sounds of snorting, guffaws, laughter and disruption of an entire office*
Wow, that one is worthy of several votes for Kaysar
Posted by: BigMax | August 5, 2005 6:43 AM(#6 of 72)
Other things Pepperoni supports: licking his balls. This is why I love this web site. After reading this line I laughed so hard I started to see stars from lack of O2.
GO Kaysar!!!!!
Posted by: tilak0219 | August 5, 2005 6:56 AM(#7 of 72)
Anybody else think that the ChenBot destroyed Ashlea for guessing one of the "Summer of Secrets" surprises within 90 seconds of being evicted?
Posted by: sick-boy | August 5, 2005 7:03 AM(#8 of 72)
Dear CBS,
Please allow the voters to put Kaysar back into the house. Have a camera lclose-up ocked on Ivette, so that when he comes through the door, we can watch her facial expressions with the unflinching scrutiny of a frog dissection. It will be reminiscent of when Ralph Wiggum got his heart broken on the Krusty the Clown Show. We can pause our TVs to see the actual moment when Ivette's heart breaks in two...and giggle with delirious glee.
Yours Truly,
All Who Loath Ivette
Posted by: Ba! | August 5, 2005 7:16 AM(#9 of 72)
Did anybody catch the chenbot malfunction when Evilette buzzed her eliminator button too early and the Chenbot was still reading the question off of her cue card by accident??? If it wasn't for Chenbots faulted wiring, Ivette wouldn't have got her question right and someone else would probably be HoH right now.
Sorry guys but I got to vote Cappy to come back to the house. He may be a tolitarian dick, but "The Friendship" is going to be destroyed regardless because Evilette and Co. play like complete morons, and if Kaysar comes back, even though he is liked, the guy really isn't that exciting to watch and the teams would be destroyed way too fast.
Posted by: Chenanigans | August 5, 2005 7:19 AM(#10 of 72)
These people are so unlikable. If Kayser is gone for good, I really don't care who wins. I have always loved BB, but I find it very hard to watch this year. Where did they get hese people?
Posted by: JoyceEllaine | August 5, 2005 7:31 AM(#11 of 72)
Chenanigans - NOOOO!! Don't invite Crappy back into the house! Please, I am begging you.
The Friendship must be destroyed.
Posted by: Lyndsay | August 5, 2005 7:39 AM(#12 of 72)
Okay, I am seriously DISTURBED by Ivette's creepy devotion and worship of Eric. She is going way too far with it. I can easily picture her rocking back and forth in a corner wearing a Las Vegas fire fighter shirt carving the word "Cappy" into her skin while moaning his name over and over. She is fucking crazy. If I was Maggie, I'd be really creeped out by it because at least she KNOWS Eric in real life - Ivette's just fucking psychotic.
I love you guys for posting the clip of the urination. I had totally missed it. I'm glad you guys are so observant because shit like that should never go unnoticed.
I'm worried that, even though Kaysar will undoubtedly win the popular vote, CBS will bring back Eric just because he's the most controversial. I will cry into a cup of pudding if Eric comes back. I hate him even more than I hate Ivette.
I'm from MN and one of my friends went to high school with Janelle. He said she was really hot back then and she knew it and used her looks to her advantage. Sounds familiar ... that Janelle's a smart girl.
It was really, really uncomfortable when Chenbot explained that Ashlea "escaped" and wouldn't be eligible to come back. There was a moment where I thought her head would roll off and we would all see it on live TV.
This was an awesome recap, guys. I'm so glad your BB obsession rubbed off on me.
Posted by: Mary | August 5, 2005 7:51 AM(#13 of 72)
wouldn't dedicating a turd to cappy be a bit redundant?
Posted by: copygodd | August 5, 2005 8:18 AM(#14 of 72)
I think Ashlea was smart enough to take herself out of the vote-back-in running. God knows once I had unteathered myself from the likes of Yvette I wouldn't jeopardize that kind of freedom for anything!
Posted by: Danielle | August 5, 2005 8:26 AM(#15 of 72)
I vote for Cappy -- to be neutered.
Posted by: Jules | August 5, 2005 8:33 AM(#16 of 72)
I am PRAYING for the return of Kaysar, which would shake up the Friendship Cult even more. But if in the unfortunate event that Cappy gets voted back in (how I don't know), we can at least relish the moment that will come when the Friendship will have to start turning on each other--seeing those 6 eat each other alive to get the money would be PRICELESS, esp the moment when Ivette realizes that Crappy has sold her down the river for his own good....
Posted by: Pooch | August 5, 2005 8:44 AM(#17 of 72)
AT LAST! an arbitrary, unfair, unpredictable twist that WE CAN ALL GET BEHIND!!
CBS, arnold shapiro, alison grodner, les moonves, etc., if you are following this website, take heed! don't fuck us over! kaysar is GOOD TV! he is easily the smartest, classiest, coolest cat reality TV has ever seen. remember when he dropped the bomb on maggie after the 'knight moves' veto comp? you couldn't have written that more perfectly! when he stared eric down and called him out as a dirty player? priceless! and despite the slander and hate that has been laid down on him, kaysar has kept his shit together and done his best to remind everyone that IT'S A GAME and it's supposed to be fun. america can learn a lot from kaysar: he's cool, he plays hard but clean--he even hugged the bitch who compared him to osama bin laden!
as for eric 'cappy' littman: rarely, even in the nefarious depths of reality TV, has there ever been a more unlikable, myopic, deluded, moronic figure. when you're following in the footsteps of jase, the 'fitness twins,' jonny fairplay, jonathan baker, et. al., that's saying something. and unlike colin fro AR or rob c. and jonny 'f.' dalton from survivor, ERIC IS NOT FUN TO WATCH. he's just a huge JERK that we all want to GO AWAY. michael was sort of a cheeseball (janelle, you can do better, honey--and we know you will), but the way eric railroaded him out of the house by smearing his reputation would get a normal person sued for slander in the real world. and that whole chair-tossing temper tantrum? in the past, mr. shapiro, you have tossed players for less. and frankly, if i have to watch eric exploit 9/11 to puff himself up one more time, i'll probably kick in my TV. really, eric--you're doing it for all the firemen out there? i'm just sure if you won, you'd sign the money right over to the 9/11 widows 'n' orphans fund. kaysar, on the other hand, has a large extended family currently living IN A WAR ZONE, but you don't hear him crying about it. the brotherhood of firemen? word is that his 'brothers' back in vegas are pretty put out about having to work 60 hour weeks so he can sit around talking shit and working out on the soloflex.
play fair, arnold! les, we worship your android bride! you owe us! hear our prayers! give us back the iraqi assassin!
Posted by: jack | August 5, 2005 8:47 AM(#18 of 72)
Great recap. I had to take a nap to finish it but it was well worth it. If you wrote a BB6 book this chapter would comprise 35 pages. Copyright it cause you don't want any plagerism going on.
Anyways, Kaysar's gone and I will miss him twirling his finger through his hair, through...every...single...scene. I've decided that is the most annoying thing about him, but oh, if only that finger were mine. But he'll only be gone a week. I hope.
I love Keanue & Sandra as a team but James alone is a backstabbing bitch. I wonder if he was the lone vote for Kaysar to stay?
The normally stoic, in control Kaysar malfunctioned at the end of the show when he shook the Chens hand and let out a very girly hee...hee...hee laugh and shrug. I guess networking to the Chens mainframe causes an overload in basic systems operations.
Big props to the B-side Boys for radaring the peeing James scene.
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | August 5, 2005 8:48 AM(#19 of 72)
One last thing before leaving Tvgasm. And it may only be my distorted observation of people but did anyone notice Kaysars feet while sitting on the couch with the Chen. They bear a strong resemblence to Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Kaysar even walks like Shaggy. I hate pointing out these things about my favorite player but damn, I think he might be dorky. I'd still do him!
ok back to the real world.
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | August 5, 2005 9:01 AM(#20 of 72)
Does anyone else think it's weird that the house did NOT record goodbye videos for Kaysar? Why is he the only one who doesn't get them? Could it be because the producers already know he's coming back?
Posted by: sparky | August 5, 2005 9:17 AM(#21 of 72)
Conspiracy theories:
1. They told Kaysar that he was going to be sequestered. He is a smart man and knows that there is a chance he is going back into the house. That is why he was so happy. They might have even told him about America's choice. Kaysar is so stoic and he turns into a giddy baby? I think not.
2. I don't believe Ahslea broke her quarantine. The producers know that only a Michael, Eric, or Kaysar return would have made any sense or great television. When Amy came back during season 3, it was fun, but she sucked. The producers don't want to take a second chance. Either that or they said she broke some sort of NDA by saying on air that somebody might come back. Either way, I am sure she was paid off.
Posted by: J-Unit | August 5, 2005 9:22 AM(#22 of 72)
Also, James was the one person who voted to evict Janelle. Does this mean he actually feels some loyalty to Kaysar?
Posted by: sparky | August 5, 2005 9:23 AM(#23 of 72)
Hey J-Unit,
More fuel for the conspiracy fire. If you go to the CBS website they have the "Who will be the next houseguest evicted?" and "Who do you think will win the Grand Prize?" polls. There are two people that you can't vote for : Ashlea and Michael(!). It's like they've already decided / admitted that he's out of the running. Check it out before they wise up and change it.
Posted by: John B. | August 5, 2005 9:27 AM(#24 of 72)
Not a giddy baby.
A giddy girly man, yes. Hey, I have nothing against men in touch with their feminine side. But this tough Iraqi really let his guard down on that couch.
sparky, thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering who voted for her.
ok, i gotta get a life. click the close...button....now!
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | August 5, 2005 9:33 AM(#25 of 72)
I hope Kaysar comes back, if its Cappy it may as well be renamed The Brady Bunch. Sara is starting to make me ill with her co-dependant ways with James... and this Ivette and her heart broken over Cappycrap. I think maybe Cappy on vacation in Florida saved Ivette when she fled Cuba in a raft after it capsized.Its the only thing I can think of for the undying love she has for a person she has known less than 3 weeks. It would be more fun if they booted Beau and Jennifer the 2 most boring people and brought back both Crappy and Kaysar.. !
Posted by: summer | August 5, 2005 9:35 AM(#26 of 72)
OK America, time to get serious.
We cannot afford to vote Eric back into the Big Brother house. We've already tempted fate enough by letting him go in the first time. If allowed back in I'm afraid for us all. Without his radiant wonderfulness out here in the world with us I'm pretty sure the fabric of reality will unravel before our eyes. "Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies . . . Rivers and seas boiling . . . Forty years of darkness . . . Earthquakes, volcanoes . . . The dead rising from the grave . . . Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA !"
Save yourselves and vote for Kaysar.
Posted by: John B. | August 5, 2005 9:36 AM(#27 of 72)
ANTF (#19): It was James who voted to evict Janelle. They keep the voting histories on the CBS.com website.
Sparkey (#21): Kaysar didn't get a good-bye video this year because they've only done them from secret partner-to-evicted houseguest. Since Kaysar is the first to leave with his partner having preceded him in eviction, he didn't get a video. [That way, if he does go back in, he's as in the dark about what other players not formally partnered with him *really* think as were the other people]
Posted by: mikey | August 5, 2005 9:51 AM(#28 of 72)
B-Side, awesome recap ... I don't know why they say comedy is dead .. you are one funny funny writer!!!! Granted the material in this case is kinda writing itself ... but the finesse you have with highlighting is just priceless.
Vote for Kaysar! Long live the Dictator!
Anyone else wondering how long ago Ivette's labotomy was? It is just not humanly possible for someone to be THAT stupid. It just isn't. And she claimed to be a teacher?! Of what? Guide dogs?! And for a lesbo, she sure is in to Cappy in a non homo erotic way. What's up with that? IS he who she wants to become? I just don't get it. Wait, let me clarify ... I just don't WANT to get it ... from either of them. They need to fade back into obscurity. FAST!!!
James' family was pretty funny ... ultra religious and yet he still swore on a bible. Has lied on virtually every single episode, and has anyone caught any of the live feeds? Oh his family ... they must be so very proud of him. Spontaneous combustion be dammed!
Does the friendship remind anyone else of the 7 dwarfs? Really. Think about it. Granted, there aren't 7 of them, but the way they worship Cappy, ah Snow White, it's sick. They each have only 1 personality trait ... most of which are fairly hard to find and distinguish, but the common bond they have is 'winning it for Cappy' ... for what purpose?! So he can keep them dressed in LVFD gear?! Oh for fuck sake. This cult has got to be the most ridiculous, sad, sorry excuse for a group of girls who all just seem to have penis envy and have decided that the object of their affections/fascinations is just a little man. And with the amount of roids and roid rage that we've seen, calling him a little man is prolly not all that far from the truth.
Oh yea, did I mention, Vote for Kaysar?! Vote often. Keep voting. Dont' stop just today ... although it's prolly a good guess that the LVFD is voting for King Kaysar too at this point. They are prolly sick of the embarrassment that Cappy has brought to them. I'm guessing/hoping/ wishing that they have already put a written repremand in his file for letting Maggot and Idiot wear his gear. A major no no in NYS anyway. Even in the confines of a private home. If they were smart, the fire dept would ask for all of his gear back. And make him find another job. They might ask him to find another personality too, but since he hasn't had much luck with that so far, it could be a challenge he is just not up for.
And did I mention VOTE FOR KAYSAR?! DO IT DAMMIT. DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Posted by: floopeygirl | August 5, 2005 9:53 AM(#29 of 72)
Chenbot needs to be oiled .. her timing is so off that she takes any possible excitment out of her comments by blowing the delivery.
If Cappy is the one brought back, we know it's a total conspiracy and CBS did it to appease the houseguests. The viewers love Kaysar and want him back.
As for Ashlea fleeing ... it makes sense that CBS paid her off to leave. Another chick in the house at this point won't heighten any tensions. Which is also why Michael wont' be brought back. He left too early to make a difference.
Just vote for kaysar. And hopefully the powers that be will actually bring him back.
Posted by: olivethan | August 5, 2005 10:03 AM(#30 of 72)
Ashlea was the first one evicted, meaning she's been sequestered for like three weeks. That's a long time to not see anybody you know, watch tv, surf the net, etc. She probably knew her chances to return were slim to none and left voluntarily. Sorry, I don't see a conspiracy here.
Posted by: hannahthehun | August 5, 2005 10:17 AM(#31 of 72)
Re: Amy coming back on season 3 -- I thought that was great. So many people hated her (Chiara in particular) that watching her return and then win HOH immediately after was amazing. And let's not forget the number Roddy tried to pull on her later with the veto. That was great television.
Posted by: B-Side | August 5, 2005 10:41 AM(#32 of 72)
Let me just be as upfront and honest as I can be... Kaysar is the ONLY reason I am watching BB6 (after being sucked in by the TVgasm hype). I even got the Live Feeds so I could watch him.
Kaysar boring? Hell NO! He is beautiful to look at ~ even if he is just twirling his fingers through his hair (and ANTF {#19}, I would become a Hindu if only to be reincarnated as Kaysar's finger). But beyond his good looks, he is also the first reality TV player who knows how to PLAY THE GAME!!!! And not let his emotions get in the way. After umpteen seasons of BB, Survivor, Apprenti, et. al, how refreshing is it to see someone play strategically?!?!
I was all set to stop watching this week after Kaysar's inevitable eviction. I just don't care about any of the rest of them. Think James is a good player? Pfft. HE thinks he is a good player but we saw him blow his wad with the Bible mishap. Howie said that Kaysar went for the touchdown too early, and Rachel said he played a good game but showed all his cards too early. Without Kaysar's brilliant ousting of Crappy, there would be no alliance against The Friendship. Crappy & Co were hellbent on creating another dull season of petty bickering and backstabbing based on Junior High popularity contest rules. Kaysar saved this season by introducing the novel notion of strategy into this tired series.
I have little faith in the powers of voting since the Dubbya Regime lead the American people like Crappy lead The Friendship (Baa!), but I am going to vote for Kaysar till my mouse finger rots and falls off (to be reincarnated... oh, already went there). Please, God, let my vote be HEARD this time!
VOTE KAYSAR! VOTE KAYSAR! VOTE KAYSAR!
Posted by: reality'slut | August 5, 2005 10:54 AM(#33 of 72)
B-side - You are a brilliant writer! Your screen caps are excellent! Howie in his panties? "Goodnight Crappy"? And the Kaysar "Basic Instinct" shot? *drool*!!!!
I hope you are working on a sitcom or something. Not that I would EVER want to lose your valuable recaps of my fave reality TV shows! But I just think you are HILARious!!!! Your recaps are as much fun (or in the case of some shows) even better than the original.
Thanks, B-side! :)
Posted by: reality'slut | August 5, 2005 10:59 AM(#34 of 72)
Amy from BB3 was one of the best housemates ever! We need a good drunk again sometime soon. Amy used to beg liquor off of everyone and then stumble around the house slurring and falling down. That's good T.V. people. My friends and I still evoke her slurred, southern accent yelling "Marcellas, I loooove you."
Posted by: scorpiella | August 5, 2005 11:11 AM(#35 of 72)
OMG, I absolutely loved the part about Chenbot having her very own ghetto slide. I pictured it and then I laughed for a good 5 minutes.
Wouldn't the water from the ghetto slide rust her wiring? Thus causing her to go on a killing spree, breaking into the house and ripping off Ivette's head with her own two hands.
Now THAT's television.
Posted by: Sarcasma | August 5, 2005 11:12 AM(#36 of 72)
remember, we must all vote at least an extra 100 times for kaysar to cancel out the votes of eric's wife and kids, who are no doubt wearing out their mouse fingers hoping to be spared a few more weeks of psychological abuse, 'this hurst me more than it hurts you' beatings, rafael palmeiro 'protein shakes' spilled on the countertops, and head stubble dirtying up the bathroom sink.
Posted by: jack | August 5, 2005 11:22 AM(#37 of 72)
Send the Bot to Gitmo! After a Chenterrogation (tm b-side), the location of OsamaBL will be revealed!! Summer of Secrets, baby.
Posted by: Ed | August 5, 2005 11:23 AM(#38 of 72)
Now I can understand how Castro came to power and has stayed in power for more than 46 years!! It's not Ivette's fault see's a moron, its a cultural thing.
Posted by: Vote_for _Kaysar!! | August 5, 2005 11:24 AM(#39 of 72)
I second what hannathehun (#31) said - I like a good conspiracy as much as the next person, but I bet Ashlea was just sick of the whole thing.
I also agree with mikey (#28) about why Kaysar didn't get a goodbye video.
Great recap as ever, B-side, and props to J-unit for the scoop on the vote and for providing the Vote for Kaysar button and link.
I'm ecstatic about the twist even though the show telegraphed it to us long ago. Knowing it's for real gives me hope for this season. Kaysar must go back in, and it's perfect that it will be after Howie is HOH and (hopefully) James is voted out.
Posted by: Maura | August 5, 2005 11:25 AM(#40 of 72)
Can you imagin the house that the evicted people are in, michael, eric and kaysar stuck in a place with no outside contact and nothing to do. That makes bunking with Ivette look fun, oh wait both are just levels of hell.
BB could change somethings that would make the arguments in the house better to watch. If they produced a paper, with current events (an edited version of any major paper) and dropped it off in the house. There is a major flaw in this plan though, most of the house guests are not smart enough to have a conversation above a 10th grade gossip session.
Posted by: carol | August 5, 2005 12:05 PM(#41 of 72)
I have to point out that James actually said "My hand is on the bible." HE DID NOT SWEAR ON IT. I expect Ivette to fall for it, but so many viewers too?
Posted by: hmb1974 | August 5, 2005 12:13 PM(#42 of 72)
Even though I too want Kaysar to return, I have to disagree with anyone who says he knew how to "play the game", unless the game he was playing was "Survivor" where you can create an alliance and if it sticks together, can vote off people one by one. Since BB has the HOH which changes the power week to week, he should have at least a)shut up about his plan for the final 6, and b)acted to the Friendship morons like he wasn't "in" with the enemies of the Great and Powerful Oz...er, Eric.
As for Ashlea, I have heard that she escaped Jack Bauer's "perimeter".
Posted by: museglet | August 5, 2005 12:38 PM(#43 of 72)
B-Side...words can't describe! xo!
HickPub(#2) "human fireplug"? LMAO!
Every Iraqi living in America should be voting..Kaysar is representin' like a mo-fo!
Does anyone know if Canadian votes count? Maybe CBS will count 1 Cdn vote as .8 American votes? (referring to our money - tee-hee)
#39 - ouch! even i'm offended by that comment.
Posted by: shelley | August 5, 2005 12:53 PM(#44 of 72)
Carol (#41),
Last night, the Chenbot made it a point to say that those who had been evicted were sequested in SEPARATE locations. I don't think CBS wanted even the slightest possibility that Michael and Eric would be at each other's throats again...
ha!
Posted by: ha! | August 5, 2005 1:07 PM(#45 of 72)
Kaysar, open legged and wearing worn jeans and a jacket....drool! Surely CBS wouldn't pull a fast one and slip the troll back in would they? My beloved Kaysar needs more shirtless scenes. My god, what a sexy man. I think if Eric comes back in I'll stop watching. I think they know viewers would prefer seeing the horrified looks on the faces of the Friendship above anything! Think of the fun; how twisted could April's face become? Will it send Ivette crying in the bathroom stall again with the realization that, yes, Cappy is officially dead?
it was a totally expected surprise (how really is this a secret, BTW) but hopefully the impact will be a couple more few weeks of Kaysar posing seductively throughout the house....
Posted by: vlaovik | August 5, 2005 1:08 PM(#46 of 72)
Oh man...the James pee clip and the "load bearing Jesus" totally made my day. And I just knew, as soon as I saw it last night, that the "Howie's Secret" diary room moment would grace the recap. YAY for TVGasm!
I have a bad feeling Eric will end up back in there, but hopefully true public opinion prevails and Kaysar comes back. He's the best player and ahhh....haven't had this big a crush on a BB'er since Jason in Season 3. Le sigh.
Posted by: J | August 5, 2005 1:23 PM(#47 of 72)
Please people, if Eric comes back we MUST stop watching BB6 and wait for BB7.
CBS needs to know it's viewers mean business!
Posted by: shelley | August 5, 2005 1:39 PM(#48 of 72)
Uh-oh. Now on the CBS.com site there's been another change. Now the only people you can't vote for are Ashlea, Michael, and Kaysar. You can however vote for Eric to be the next houseguest evicted as well as winning the grand prize. I truly hope that CBS isn't telegraphing who's coming back. I would probably stop watching for a while as the "Friendship" (god help me ...that just makes me want to puke) knocks off all the interesting people. I might tune back in just to watch them turn on each other, but then again I might not. They just aren't worth the time.
Posted by: John B. | August 5, 2005 1:43 PM(#49 of 72)
Maybe Jack(#37) has a point. Maybe we are all being a little too selfish. I mean, it's not about our entertainment value. If we vote for the midget fireman who must not be named, and he returns to the house, his wife and kids will have that much more time to NOT deal with him.
We might want to be thinking of others rather than ourselves...
Aww fuckit! I bet his mate and spawn are as lame as he is. Vote for Kaysar!
Posted by: Mullethead | August 5, 2005 2:42 PM(#50 of 72)
This is Jun's comment from "revenge of the houseguests" on cbs.com
Jun 8/3/05 1:42 pm
Egads...perhaps Cappy should have left behind a pair of socks or something...at least then Maggie and Ivette could suck on them every time they missed him. Or for that matter, someon could stuff their mouths with them everytime they began a Cappy Club Diatribe. I just don't get it.
GET OVER IT LADIES! I can't believe Ivette actually said she would "fix Maggie's house" and "buy Cappy a new one" if she won the money. Hey...i'm gonna hold her to it if she does win...what an idiot.
Posted by: carol | August 5, 2005 3:07 PM(#51 of 72)
THis show is utter reality TV perfection. I hate eric. Hate him with a white hot passion. I hated his bullying ways, hes inflated ego, his idiotic machismo. The way he would declare "lights out" in the hosue, as if hes somehow in charge. And god I hate how those idiot sheep worship him. It was just goddamned creepy the way they literally set up a shrine to him. An actual shrine. ANd that evil bitch Ivette. Jesus she is just a nasty human being. Word has it she has been cautioned by the producers because shes constantly making terrorist and osama bin laden jokes about kaysar. Just a true scumbag.
The only thing I want in life is to show to these people how much the rest of the worls hates them and their midget god. And now they gave us this chance. Thank you CBS. You are cooler than Scientology.
Both Sarah's family and the Cappy alliance have something in common. Blind cultlike allegaince to one person. Granted with them its actually God, wheres the freaks are worshiping a dwarf roid raged asshole firefighter. OTher than that they are EXACTLY alike.
Pepperoni supports April? Thats lovely. Its a freaking dog. The dog will love anything that feeds it.
Posted by: EdHill | August 5, 2005 3:11 PM(#52 of 72)
"GOODNIGHT CAPPY" with that PRICELESS picture of him behind the window should qualify for some kind of award. You guys are the best. And the urination clip- I totally missed that.
CBS has got to realize that bringing Kaysar back would make better television if only for the reaction and subsequent paranoia from the Jim Jones/Guyana Friendship Cult. Wouldn't they be breaking some sort of game show rule if they fixed this for Eric the Midget to win?
Go Kaysar!
Posted by: Goodnight Crappy | August 5, 2005 3:44 PM(#53 of 72)
Oh, didn't make a comment on James at his urinal (er, James taking an audible slash).....I find it pretty rude actually when a man pees (or if you prefer pisses) directly into the water, it makes such an uncontrolled splashing noise that everyone is aware, I prefer aiming for the side of the bowl much more silent and all. Much more mannered....btw is it cruel to comment on the trailerish looks of James' mama?
Posted by: vlaovik | August 5, 2005 3:55 PM(#54 of 72)
CBS isn't above fixing a show or two. How can you forget when they pulled the plane back to the jetway on the last season of the Amazing Race to get Joyce and Uchenna back in the finale. When's the last time a plane came back to the gate for anyone?
Posted by: John B. | August 5, 2005 4:02 PM(#55 of 72)
For all you Kaysar fans he did mention that he is able to marry a Christian, Muslim or Jew. So get in line. He is going to make some lucky woman a great husband one day.
Posted by: Lola | August 5, 2005 6:24 PM(#56 of 72)
3 words-
Kaysar, Kaysar, Kaysar!!!
Posted by: Dana | August 5, 2005 8:17 PM(#57 of 72)
A couple thoughts:
-Was it ever explained just why Howie was in his underwear? My friend and I gasped and looked at each other when we saw him. What was that about?
-I am a loser and I get the live feeds...THIS IS NOT A SPOILER...Ivette kept yelling that Cappy had probably won America's heart. My friend said Crappy couldn't win Nazi Germany's heart, let alone America. Maggie then intelligently pointed out that it all depended on the way he was portrayed to us. Honey, that has nothing to do with it. In fact, the people who don't get the live feeds have a better opinion of Crap-A-Lama-Ding-Dong. I hate him.
Posted by: Kim MacAfee | August 5, 2005 8:30 PM(#58 of 72)
Ditto 58! I get the live feeds too and I really thought I was going to like Eric at the beginning. Then his true colors (do steroids have a color?) came out. I always hated James, he is bad news and I feel for Sarah's family watching the way he treats her on the live feeds. I just hope everyone in the house enlightens her after he leaves. Maybe she can be saved.
Posted by: Lola | August 5, 2005 9:34 PM(#59 of 72)
#59, I was thinking the exact same thing about James and his attitude towards Sarah. I loved that her mother was getting all rowled up last night. If she were my daughter, I would too. James is a #1 jerk. He needs to be raped.
Posted by: Kim MacAfee | August 5, 2005 9:47 PM(#60 of 72)
I was disappointed that they told the houseguests the secret!! How awesome would that have been for them to go out in the yard for the HoH competition and have KAYSAR already there, ready to go...without any warning!!
And what the heck?!!? only ONE person voted to keep KAYSAR??? That would really make me ticked off if i was him and got back into the house!
Posted by: anon | August 5, 2005 9:58 PM(#61 of 72)
when kaysar left the house, why was his picture green instead of black and white??a
Posted by: roxanne | August 5, 2005 10:27 PM(#62 of 72)
Did anyone hear what James said about April? He said that she had to pay $20,000 to get her husband to f$%^ and love her. Wow...the gloves are OFF.
Posted by: BigBro Fan | August 5, 2005 10:46 PM(#63 of 72)
Ashlea is so dumb. Why sink your chances of winning one-million? I admit that I would have loved to get to see her longer. We didn't get to see much of her.
Conspiracy Theory: Part of Kaysar's picture in the house turned green. It may seem like no big deal, but when you think about it, that means his picture is not entirely gray. Does this mean he is coming back?
Sappy sucks.
Posted by: tv freak | August 6, 2005 9:01 AM(#64 of 72)
I thinkt he houseguests had deduced that someone was coming back...if you still have Thursday nights episode watch the part just afater the expulsion....in around James' visit to the washroom, you can clearly hear a discussion which goes like this:
"what was her name?
"Amy"
Don't know what it was in reference to, but Amy was the one houseguest who was put back in the house from a afew seasons ago. So I think they were suspecting something like this was going to happen.
Posted by: vlaovik | August 6, 2005 12:21 PM(#65 of 72)
OMG When I first heard Maggie say "The Friendship" I thought I was really going to puke on the living room floor. PLEASE! What the hell is wrong with these people?? I refrained from puking when I heard James' comment about Ivette "just pick a word dumbass" I'll be laughing for weeks...even if he is a snake! I think its hilarious how everyone thinks that Crappy is SO LOVED by the American people. GET A CLUE! I would love to hear Julie say "Well it was a landslide vote.." and then Ivette starts jumping up and down saying its cappy, its cappy. and then BOOM- KAYSAR BITCHES!!!!!!
I love how everyone in this game is calling other people hypocrites when they themselves are being hypocrites...i mean at least admit that you're being a hypocrite!!! (but then I guess it really wouldn't be hypocrisy...whatever) I HATE THE FRIENDSHIP
Posted by: Shelley | August 6, 2005 7:18 PM(#66 of 72)
way cool. multiple voting opps for kayar: /http://www.eachat.net/kaysar
Posted by: philip21 | August 6, 2005 10:30 PM(#67 of 72)
I personally phoned wgn in chicago last night, and "accidentally" called eric an asshole which led me to be censored, of course, no blame to nick digilio who was the radio host, however, I think it's time, in AMERICA to proclaim that some of us humans who inhale and exhale are possibly using something other than our lungs to sustain existance? regardless, feel free to phone him tonight again at 312-591-7200 and please be very disctreet with any profanity, even though I'm sure he's heard it before and is not that uncomfortable with it, off line.
Posted by: philip baum | August 6, 2005 10:44 PM(#68 of 72)
well, I got in 117 votes, before the site was killed
Posted by: philip baum | August 6, 2005 11:11 PM(#69 of 72)
Yeah, # 39. Way to go with the comment that likens all Cubans to Ivette. B-Side, I thought the comments were supposed to be about the show, not attacks on nationalities? Yes, I'm Cuban, but I wouldn't claim Ivette to be "like me". She would be an idiot no matter what nationality she is!
Will the link to vote for Kaysar be accepted by CBS? I voted about 30 times and would vote to have wasted my time.
Posted by: Tony A. | August 7, 2005 10:38 AM(#70 of 72)
Ugh April annoys me with her clothespin pinched nose and utterly nasal voice -
Come BACK Kaysar and get rid of these awful people!
Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie | August 7, 2005 8:48 PM(#71 of 72)
Please America viewers bring Kaysar back into the house and stir up things again! It was just getting good! All this cappy stuff especially from Ivette is becoming quite annoying. Time for Ivette to go home her mouth is getting too large for this game!
Posted by: deedee | August 8, 2005 5:59 PM(#72 of 72)