She Could Have Been a Contender - 
by J-Unit
One of the things that does suck about Big Brother is that some portions of the game became absolutely comical towards the end, and I am not talking about Julie Chen cameltoe comical, I am talking Kansas City Royals comical, like why do you even bother showing up. The question and answer segments are a good example of this. At the beginning of the season, it's fun to hear what everybody says, but at this point there is absolutely no surprise in what anybody is going to say. This week's questions were which evicted houseguest you miss the most and which evicted houseguest you miss the least. Janelle went first and she said she missed Michael the most and missed Eric the least. Maggie went next, and said she missed Eric the most, because he is "a great friend" and James the least because "he was mean." Ivette, of course, said she missed Eric as well, but kind of contradicted herself when she said she wished she had more time to get to know him. If this was a big concern of hers, don't you think she wouldn't have been worshipping him for the last fifty days? Then again, that sort of attitude is central to the hypocrisy of the Friendship. They all worship Eric, while only knowing him for a couple of weeks, but at the same time refused to get to know anybody in the house outside of their little cult. Oh, and Ivette missed Ashlea the most because she of course got to know her in one week and it took even less time to get to hate her.
After the question and answer came a little "where are they now" segment with the first five evicted houseguests, otherwise known as the people who didn't make it to the jury. I was surprised they bothered interviewing Ashlea since I would think they would have distanced themselves from her after she left sequester, but maybe the interview was from a long time ago. She didn't seem to know anything about what was happening other than Janelle was in love with Michael, and said she would kick his ass if he hurt Janelle. Not surprisingly, she complained that people in the house didn't get a chance to know her.
Next up were Kaysar and Michael. Listen ladies, I know Kaysar is gorgeous and whatnot, but god, don't light a cigarette after having sex with him, because all of that shit in his hair is likely to engulf the two of you in flames. The producers showed Kaysar and Michael surfing the internet, comparing how hot people thought the two of them were. Again, Kaysar won hands down, at least with the random internet bulletin board they were shown glossing over. When Kaysar talked about his 4 million votes, he said that he was happy because he really was hoping to change perceptions about Muslim Americans. That's all great and all, but I am upset that CBS didn't feature any of the websites that were actively promoting Kaysar's campaign. *Cough* TVgasm *Cough*
Eric came followed Michael and Kaysar, who, if it wasn't for Janelle, would probably become ambiguously gay and if there was any sweet justice regarding all of us having to hear Ivette say "Cappy" in every spare moment, it was that Eric was now being called "Cappy" everywhere, including his station house, and it seemed like he was slightly annoyed. Now, if he is called Cappy for the next, oh, six or seven millennia, it might make up for the last four months that we had to endure.
CBS finished up with Sarah. There was some question as to what she would do when she left the house and saw James call her stupid, say he would do better with her out of the house, etc, but I guess it didn't faze her, because she said that she felt their relationship would be stronger than ever. I really want to make fun of them, but if they both sincerely think they are made for each other, who am I to deny their happiness? How obsessed is she? She made a scrapbook of their time in the house, composed entirely of what looks to be screenshots from the internet. It's not as creepy as the Friendship altar to their fallen comrades, but if I were James, I would rent Fatal Attraction. And if there was any question whatsoever that Sarah was removed from the game way too early, and that she would have been a good ally to the Kaysar alliance, they were answered at the end of her segment when she held up a shirt that said "Bye Bye Bitches." Stupid, stupid Howie, he had to ruin it for all of us.
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