Haha, that was so hilarious to read.
Poor Arnold Shapiro, lol.

Dude, you are a fucking LOSER!!!

Dude, you are fucking HILARIOUS!!!

Seriously, GREAT recap of what I'm sure was a fun night! But please address the rumors that Maggie showed late and left early because of the reaction (or lack of it) to her! True or not?

The only thing that would have made the meeting with Uber-munchkin Eric that much sweeter: shining his head with a rag!

Thanks!

So is Arnold the creepy blinking eyeball during the opening sequence? I NEED TO KNOW WHO OWNS THE EYEBALL. It has been haunting me for six of my my 39 summers and I need resolution!

Oh, and is Janelle really pretty hot? Sometime pictures lie but I think my wife is into her too which could lead to a whole new phase of our relationship. Not me and Janelle, but me and my wife... And maybe Janelle. (think big)

Help a brother out.

Lew, I read somewhere that the eyeball belongs to some random janitor guy. I'll have to track down a link for you.

That's it? Stories and pics from the wrap party are kind of puny and lame this year.

Dogg Pound - the janitor thing was reported by WOW report. Here's the link
http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2005/Aug/02/whose_eye_is_it_anyway.wow

FauxMichael - are you really Michael's best friend? because he related the Eric story during his Fishbowl interview and said his best friend did these things ;) This would also help explain how you knew so much about Michael that you were able to blog as if it was him ;) lol

Great post!!

People, people, people.

Re: the eye. I MET the eye. It's not a janitor. It's some guy from the graphics department. He designed the opening credits back in season two, was paid $100 once, and they used his eye. It was a last minute thing.

As for Maggie, I don't know when she left, but she arrived on time.

Pretty skimpy recap, guys... I am assuming you were all in a blackout and don't remember a whole lot??
I am a little disapointed that you didn't talk to Janelle. I feel like we all made her very famous and she didn't give you the time of day? WHERE IS THE LOVE?????

p.s. I have forwarded your sports website to my husband who will be THRILLED!

good work faux...especially with double fistin the booze. any after-party??

I loved the new website Yaysports! I got so caught up in reading everything I lost time. You owe me hours back on my life. I loved the letter sent off to the ABA. lol You cracked me up! Saved the site in favorites for future use and sent the link to some friends. Oh yea, how much was bail after BB party? Gotta keep our mama's proud.

can you give us a rundown on how the hollywood scene operates? Do you all have ins with industry people? what's up with parties? promo events? just curious...i live in middle america. nothin goin on here. thanks, fauxmichael.

watched all bb showes but bb6 left big impression but not all good ones.would love to see kaysar howie and jan again. with my luck would see eric and maggie since i live in las vegas. lol all ready have bb withdrawls

do you have any more pics from the party? I'd LOVE to see some pics of the S6.

I am glad that TVgasm found a new BFF. Hopefully there is more to come.

FauxMichael. You are so funny!! Great pics and great recap. Double Fisting booze haaaaaa i pictured it but the monkey suit lol .. dude you were sh!tfaced lollllllll

Faux you have the gift of comedic writing! I think TPTB @ TVGasm should sign you up as their official party crasher commentator.

Loved the recap -- but it lead to a bunch of questions ...

Like does Maggie's dad really look that much like the Dwarf (as you so aptly called him ... personally, I referred to him as the Garden Gnome and a Troll, but Dwarf works rather nicely too!).

Tush is hot?! She looked like a female Screetch in most pics.

Has anyone told Jen that her eye roll could lead to blindness?! Oh c'mon .. it would be so easy to fuck with her. She's so shallow you could see the concentration on her face as she tries to keep those peepers in place!

And does it really surprise you that the S6 are still real/legit friends? They never lied to each other, tried to screw one another (figuratively, that is) over, all retained their own identities and were genuine. The complete opposite of the Nerd Herd. If they could, they would claim all of the above statements were about them, but we saw how hypocrital they all are and how they are all lemmings and can't make a fucking decision on their own -- even when it's their own fate at hand.

Thanks for sharing your party crash experience! Sounds like you had a blast!

And did it really surprise you that Janey and Kaysar were the stars?! Look at the fan bases each of 'em amassed this summer! They came off as being 'real' and like someone you would want to be friends, or at least hang out with.

Fauxy...you crack me up!!! I hope you do another Faux Blogger next season. I really enjoyed chatting with you at TVCH.

You truly have a gift and I wish you much success!

You can call me A for short. I think its time for Big Brother to come up with something different. Like a good show !!! They need to be more creative and stop putting on young punky kids like Real World. Do you want something interesting?? Most people who watch BB (there were 8 million viewers) and more than 3/4 of them are over the age of 35. Its time to split the houseguests in half. Half under 35 and half over the age of 35. Lets just see how the Old Folks do. I betcha anything the people over 35 will win hands down. If you have any clout Faux Michael, Throw that at Arnold and
Allison and all the casting directors who think that Big Brother won't get any viewers if you don't have a bunch of skinny dimwitted girls in their bikinis. Barf !!! I am sure there are good looking women over 35 who apply.

Thanks for writing this up, it's loads of fun to read. I wish they would do a town hall follow up show, ala Real World.

#20, I'm over 35 and think the older players in past seasons almost without exception were a complete waste of space entertainment-wise. I mean with age comes wisdom and experience, and who wants any of that on BB.

btw how was this cast anything like the utter depravity you'd get on the Real World.

I do hope that the All-Star BB is in the works. Janelle needs a shot at it.

I swear the eyeball is Jerry from BB3...@ least that's who I always thought it was. But then again, I just started watching during the BB3 season. WISH I had witnessed THE WILL.

Great recap - thanks!
I always thought the eye belonged to Mike "Boogie" the bar owner from BB2.

Has anyone noticed that Maggie's dad looks a little like Eric with hair? Maybe its just me. And doesnt that purse look like something my granny would carry? Again, maybe its just me. Btw, is Kaysar available? lol me, too.

I am so surprised one of the random TVGasm logos doesn't feature Jenn's patented full head cock/eye roll (and yes, I did just use the word cock and Jenn in the same sentence).

Great recap! Now that the weekend has passed and I've listened to basically most of the interviews from the S6, I have come to the grim realization that this season has truly come to a close. What a rollercoaster ride, as far as playing on my emotions. I never thought such a low rent tv show would ever have me on the edge of my seat. Best season since BB2 IMO.

I now bid goodbye to the S6 and to B-Side and J-unit's hilarious recaps. Now I have to find something else to fill in for the space 3 nights a week, and the morning after recaps.

OMG that was freaking hilarious. I could just picture some drunk guy saying that too Arnold and then the long pause. OMG I'm crying cause I'm laughing so hard.

OMG, you all are absolutely right about Maggots's father looking exactly like Crappy with HAIR!!!!

This was too fun. Got any juicy stories to share about how the sheep have turned on each other? Did you see how any of them reacted when they met up with people who weren't willing to kiss up to them and pretend to like them for a laugh? You know by now they've seen how low their popularity ratings were and are pissed off.

dude who is the chick in the first pic at the top of the page ?

SarahFan,
That is Ivette. Seriously...

Guys, if you watch this week's house calls a little after the 25 minute mark where they are showing photos you can see Faux Michael AND B-Side at the wrap party. Faux must have put down his double fisted beers to hug whoever that was in the photo. ;)

Well man, I can understand your behavior around Arnold Shapiro. I met the guy a while back for Big Brother Finals, and he made me ramble on like you did. Granted mine wasn't a drunken vomit like yours, but maybe it should have. LOL. You would have seen my ass on the show. I shared a floor with Eric the dwarf at the LA Hotel. Keep kicking ass bro, maybe you'll see me soon on a show!!!