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Chenbot Becomes Self-Aware! - TVgasm

by B-side

This is probably the most wonderful thing I've woken up to in quite some time. From today's Page Six:

June 1, 2006 -- IS "Big Brother" hostess Julie Chen actually an android? An Internet compilation clip of CBS boss Les Moonves' wife robotically uttering the phrase "but first" has led some to dub her "The Chenbot" - and even she seems to agree. "My best friend from college called one day and said, 'They call you "the Chenbot" on the Internet. You're like a robot,' " Chen tells Entertainment Weekly. "And I'm like, 'What?!' I watched that Internet compilation of every 'but first' I've said on 'Big Brother.' You know, my inflections are the same every single time. The turn is the same every single time. The facial expressions are the same every time. I am the Chenbot!"

It's days like these when being a blogger is the best. To check out the video, click here. And to buy a Chenbot t-shirt, visit the TVgasm store here.

Thanks to TVgasm readers Nancy, Lisa, Courtney, Wendy, Whitney, Debbie, Michelle, and Jash for giving us the heads up!


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Posted by B-side on June 1, 2006 9:02 AM

Comments

OMGOMG.

its like a party in HERE

Posted by: jash [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 9:08 AM(#1 of 27)

Congrats, B-Side! But first, what does one buy for a robotic coming-out party?

Posted by: HicksPub [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 9:12 AM(#2 of 27)

YAY TVgasm!! Now expect Julie Chen to read the comments after each recap of Big Brother this summer :)

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 9:19 AM(#3 of 27)

Don't change, Chenbot!!

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 9:20 AM(#4 of 27)

She systematically categorized the data; viewed the tangible evidence; analyzed the variables and came to the only logical conclusion....
She IS a Chenbot.

I have a feeling she will be mentioning this revelation sometime during the season.

hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 9:27 AM(#5 of 27)

Very cool!

But don't tell me this is the first she's hearing of this....

TVGasm takes over the world!

B-Side our new World Leader!

Posted by: Testiculon [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 9:36 AM(#6 of 27)

Congrats TVGasm! Making Page Six puts you in the Big Time!

So excited for the debut of Chenbot 7.0 (or whatever edition it is) this summer!

Posted by: kepster [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 9:50 AM(#7 of 27)

Holy crap BSide, you woke up with morning tvgasm wood. That is freaking awesome that she actually saw the clip! Now, we can see how many 'But Firsts' she'll spout out now that she is 'aware'.

Btw, I love the title! Reminds me of the Terminator movies when they talked about the precise moment when Cyberdyne Systems became 'aware'. Does this mean the beginning of Global Thermal Nuclear War?

Posted by: PoopsMcgee [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 10:04 AM(#8 of 27)

Hmm, I know B-Side and Chenbot is aware of B-side. I can get there in 2.

And would it have killed them to mention TVgasm as opposed to "the internet" or that "Internet compilation"?

Posted by: EdHill [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 10:14 AM(#9 of 27)

So are you mad or glad that they didn't mention TVgasm by name? I know EdHill's position on that.

Posted by: Bauer's Sweetheart [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 10:29 AM(#10 of 27)

Super Cool! The world will soon realize the greatness that is TVgasm.
But yeah, they totally should have mentioned you by name.
Congrats!

Posted by: QCB [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 10:31 AM(#11 of 27)

I can't believe they didn't mention Tvgasm in the article. You guys are the ones that made that name up. Maybe we should all write them and complain.

Posted by: GenevieveG [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 11:31 AM(#12 of 27)

Not mentioning you by name could be a bleesing in disguise- do you Chenbotatics really want any random jumpin on the chen train? Keep the masses out---

Posted by: hardly@work [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 12:06 PM(#13 of 27)

I totally agree with you hardly@work. When sites get inundated with 'the masses' the comment section becomes swamped with morons.

Posted by: Clair [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 12:45 PM(#14 of 27)

This week at school my teachers are cramming in all of their last-minute assignments in and stuff to be completed for tomorrow. I have 3 projects, a speech and a short story to finish tonight... and this post has made all of those things bearable. Especially since the 'but first' compilation was the very first thing i saw on this website a year ago, while memorizing my speech in french tonight i will take solice in that the Chenbot has confessed to being the Chenbot

Posted by: DickeyD [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 12:56 PM(#15 of 27)

"But first" had previously been my favorite post ever on this site, but it has not been replaced by this one. I'm all tingly.

Posted by: mythopoeic [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 3:37 PM(#16 of 27)

WOW - WOW - WOW

I can't even...words don't...it's like suddenly... WOW!

I'm so tickled for you guys!
Wouldn't it be cool if they SHOWED It during BB or did their own compilation?

Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 4:44 PM(#17 of 27)

Congrats B-side! Maybe you should send Julie a t-shirt to wear on the new BB now that she's aware of her status.

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 6:37 PM(#18 of 27)

This only feeds my hunger for BB All Stars....

Posted by: tikilights [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 8:29 PM(#19 of 27)

Ehehe.. that's so awesome.

Posted by: Shollia [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 1, 2006 8:50 PM(#20 of 27)

We need a t-shirt that says "I am the Chenbot". The market demands such a t-shirt.

Posted by: BigMax [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 2, 2006 6:52 AM(#21 of 27)

BigMax -- I'll work on that this morning...

Posted by: B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 2, 2006 8:52 AM(#22 of 27)

I'm so pleased that the upgraded Chenbot 7.0 now comes with fully functioning self-awareness and sense-of-humour microprocessors. I've heard a rumour that she's also had lasers fitted into her fingertips so she can control houseguests who don't answer questions immediately... ZZZZAPPP!

Maybe she'll start winking now when she says "Butt First" - a little nod to all her Tvgasm fans who helped to elevate her to the cult status she now enjoys.

Long Live the Chenbot!!!

Posted by: Lubin Odana [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 2, 2006 3:29 PM(#23 of 27)

OOH ooh - what about the existing Chenbot shirt - with "I am the Chenbot" on the back?

Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 2, 2006 5:33 PM(#24 of 27)

In the article in Entertainment Weekly (referred to on "Page Six") the TVGasm video location is identified.

Hope that brings more visitors to the site!

Chenbot lives!

Posted by: TaxGirl [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 4, 2006 12:24 PM(#25 of 27)

BigMax (#21) -- wouldn't "I Am Chenbot" be even better?

Or how about "I vos riding blimp"?

Posted by: Donna Martin Graduates! [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 14, 2006 5:09 PM(#26 of 27)

Or a t-shirt that reads --
"Jesus! It's Thanksgiving. Be nice. FUCK!"

Posted by: Donna Martin Graduates! [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 15, 2006 10:57 AM(#27 of 27)