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by madeyoulaugh

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14 days until move in!! Helping us kick of the B-BAS(that's Big Brother All Stars) countdown is Tinkerbellapixie, whose entry wins her an item from the TVgasm Chenbot store. Tink, I highly recommend the limited edition HENBO ORNAMENT. While we wait for all new episodes, let's take a look back at some vintage BB with Janelles famed BYE BYE BITCHES episode from last season. After a painful Kaysar elmination, Janie and Howie had no chance of survival, unless one of them won HOH. After Janie won a three way tie, she uttered the magic words that made their way into the Big Brother history books. Enjoy!

We have had some AMAZING entries from some of our creative readers. But we are still looking for numbers to help us with our countdown; tomorrow obviously is "13." If you see a 13 in your surroundings or perhaps have some other way to contribute a number 13 and shoot it, simply send us the photo or video to madeyoulaugh@tvgasm.com and you are automatically entered to win a Chenbot item from the TVgasm store. Multiple entries accepted!


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After seeing the candidates, here's how my 12 shakes out -- VOTE FOR THESE PEOPLE:

George - Someone needs to rep season one.
Will - It's obvious why.
Bunky - Crying and sensitity for villians to prey on.
Monica - She's just bananas and hilarious.
Danielle - Arguably the best player ever.
Marcellas - loved his energy and enthusiam, funny
Alison - the villian and only memorable person from BB4
Jase - he is just nuts and will bring controversy
Diane - she deserves a second chance for the way Drew screwed her
Howie - B-U-S-T-O etc.
Ivette - emotional and funny... I want to see how she plays without the NH
Janelle - "Rachel you're so beatuful. Maggie you're such a bitch."

Who is not in my top 20? DON'T VOTE FOR THESE PEOPLE:

Mike Boogie - Stupid rapping doesn't mean you're interesting or funny Shut up.
Lisa - Snoozefest.
Erika - Not only does she look like a tranny, but she is boring. Zzz.
Dana - What is memorable about her? Nothing.
Cowboy - I heard his voice for maybe 2 minutes and it already started to bug me. I think he's slightly retarded.
Nakomis - She never had fun in the house.
Kaysar - I like him and he'll probably make it, but there are more interesting HGs.
James - He's just a douche-bag and soon as the game got tough last summer, he pussied out and just moped around the rest of the time.

I'm honored! And a little embarassed - mostly because I forgot to reprogram my phone and my boss was standing over me looking at my desk with the most puzzled expression before pointing at my phone and saying "I don't want to know - do I?"

hehehe.

Oh - are we allowed to enter more than once?

I have some other wicked cool ideas. :)

you can enter as many times as you want, but know there are some VERY creative people out there....

...tough competition.

MYL

Babe - you have not begun to see competitive yet.

Mwuah ha ha!

I agree with Kathryn's picks except I'd switch out Monica and Diane for Kaysar and Lisa.

Here are the people who I expect to see in the BB7 house:


GUYS

Will -- best player in BB history, hands down. How else to explain how he got nominated five times and yet everyone knew he would find a way to avoid being voted out of the house every single time? Although he has no chance of winning the game this time, he'll certainly mix things up.

Chances of Winning: 100/1

Bunky -- won a lot of challenges near the end of his stay in BB2. Can surprise a lot of people if he can keep his composure. My dark horse to win it all.

Chances of Winning: 7/1

Marcellas -- Since he's hosted House Calls the last few years, he'll definitely get selected by the producers. Of course, he has talked so much smack about people on the talk show that he may have already alienated most of his future HG's.

Chances of Winning: 18/1


Jase -- in case you weren't aware, Jase is short for Jasefahb, an acronym that stands for Just A Sorry Excuse for A Human Being. Without Holly around, he may last a while, but then again, he has no brains to play the game. Unless he forges an alliance at the very beginning, he could be in big trouble.

Chances of Winning: 35/1


Kaysar -- the smartest person in BB history who made a couple of horrible decisions. I think he'll rebound this time and use a much sounder strategy.

Chances of Winning: 6/1


Howie -- not very smart, but probably not a target at the beginning of the game, either. Needs to listen to his allies in order to get to the end.

Chances of Winning: 11/1


GIRLS

Danielle -- has to expose the weak players early on to stay in the game.

Chances of Winning: 14/1

Alison -- evil incarnate. Her slutty ways will not work this time, especially on Bunky or Marcellas. My pick to be the first person eliminated.

Chances of Winning: 500/1

Erika -- smart player who can easily fly under the radar. Had Alison not won the Diamond POV during BB4, Erika would have likely won it all.

Chances of Winning: 7/2

Diane -- got screwed over last time, and won't let it happen this time. Needs to control her temper better this time.

Chances of Winning: 5/1

Ivette -- didn't play much of a game last season. Won't get much of a chance to play this season.

Chances of Winning: 25/1

Janelle -- needs to try to blend in at the beginning of the game. If she gets through the first half of the game, she can take over the challenges at the end.

Chances of Winning: 11/2


[quote]Kaysar -- the smartest person in BB history who made a couple of horrible decisions. I think he'll rebound this time and use a much sounder strategy.[/quote]

I don't think he's the smartest player ever. He's way overrated. I like him and all but he's not the smartest. He kept giving away his freaking strategy all the time. That's not a smart move.

Woohoo for Tink!!! You go girl! Nice pic. :)

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