Last night was a special Tuesday live eviction, which meant that we were going to have another visit from Julie Chen, and the Chenbot did not disappoint. Our favorite host came on screen wearing an outfit that I can only call GI Julie. That's right! Julie was in camo! I don't know why this made me so happy, but I do know that I will never have to speculate whether Julie Chen goes commando or not, because obviously it happens at least once in a while.

Now, as giddy as I was about seeing Julie, I was even happier to watch as they followed up her introduction with a segment from the sequester house. Once again, I am going to use this opportunity to implore the producers to give us more sequester house. Now that CBS has Innertube, they have the perfect way to bring it to the masses. Maybe it will be boring the first week when there is only one person in the house, but as soon as two people are there, things usually get pretty interesting, and this year was no different.

Curves (and camo) in all the right places.

The sequester house was extra exciting this week because Hurricane John was pounding the Mexican coast, probably much like Howie was pounding on himself now that he had a bathroom all to himself. Anyway, it's been so long since our last sequester segment that the producers didn't even bother showing us James' grand entrance, which is rally too bad, but the worst part about making us wait so long is that it deprived us of all of the scenes from the Marcellas/Howie blood feud that has become so interesting.

After the houseguests abandoned Mexico and entered their new quarters, I almost felt kind of bad. They move away from this great villa on the Pacific coast, and while I'm not going to call the new sequester house squalor, it certainly wasn't a vacation resort. As the three guys made their way inside the house, you could see the neighbor's Tahoe parked in the garage across the street. Hurricane John took them out of paradise, and from the looks of it, Hurricane Howie was threatening to put them in a mental hospital.

We've seen some bitter rivalries in the history of Big Brother, but by the time they get to the sequester house, people are ready to get rid of their anger and enjoy the sun and lack of cameras. If you really don't want to talk to somebody, you can pretty much ignore whoever is bothering you. That's not the case this year, as Marcellas and Howie are still going at it.

The new house is much smaller, which means that it is harder to get away that which ails you. After Howie jumped in the pool, Marcellas said they need more chlorine. Howie overheard him, and asked if the pool needed to be cleaned because he was making it dirty. Marcellas replied that it was because there was something in there that needs to die. Even Howie realized that was an insult, and this started a shouting match between him and Howie. Marcellas would call Howie fat, and then Howie would say that people hated Marcellas and called him a baby. Normally, I would call them both idiots and told both of them to shut up, but Marcellas did get the best line in when he called Howie a big, fat, fingerless idiot.

Although we missed James' entrance, we did get to see Danielle and Chicken George come in. Danielle’s entrance surprised everybody, and when James saw her, he had to walk away for a few minutes. He had said that if she came into the house, his heart would be broken, and that looks like it was the case. Danielle said that she got scumbagged, but later talked about how she could see that the guys were really pulling for her, and that she felt honored. Oh, how the might have fallen! It's so nice to feel loved, but really, their opinions don't matter! The people she needed pulling for her were still in the house.

After Danielle came in, it was time for Chicken George's entrance. I have always thought George was a little slow on the uptake, but I was kind of surprised to see him sporting some headgear from Cerebral Palsy Quarterly. Now, as mad as Howie was at Marcellas, Marcellas never betrayed him or voted to evict him. Therefore, it was going to be very interesting to see how Howie was going to take the return of his former apprentice.

TIMMY!

I felt bad for Howie when Chicken George went back on his word and put him up, but for all Chicken George knew, Howie was supposed to be the pawn. He didn't get a chance to vote Howie out, and let's not forget that it was Chilltown that promised Howie's safety and didn't deliver even one vote. I think it makes sense, but the only time Howie takes the time to think through a decision is when he is deciding whether his bathroom reading material should be Playboy or Penthouse.

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Posted by J-Unit on September 6, 2006 10:48 AM