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Big Brother All Stars Choose for Bad or Worse - TVgasm

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Julie Chen said that the fireworks started once Janelle got into the house. Fresh off of her second summer in a row making it to the final three, but not being picked for the final two, Janelle was just a little but pissed. She was so pissed, she apparently decided to take it out on a couple quarter pounders with cheese. I know a lot of people have complained when others have called Janelle fat, and no, she is not morbidly obese or anything, but this girl hasn't worn a pair of jeans in a month. There's no problem with being voluptuous, but I think Janelle should have at least taken a look in the mirror. Her figure went from hourglass to beer stein, and that red dress did NOT help.

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Also, I love Janelle, but isn't it time to take off the tiara? Once you are out of the house, the game is no longer about YOU. Of course, that didn't stop Janelle from trying to keep the spotlight focused on her at all times. When explaining what went on in the house, Janelle said that "Erika's a backstabbing bitch", which is funny, because James said those same words about Janelle. But Janelle was not stopping there, she said that Erika was the ultimate floater and that she prayed to god that the jury doesn't let her win.

ENOUGH!

Let us just set the record straight here. I hate floaters as much as the next guy, but which person in the house was NOT a floater? A floater is somebody who switches allegiances based on what suits them best that week. EVERYBODY was a floater. Marcellas was with Season Six and then he wasn't (although more for spite than strategy, floating still applies). Howie was first against Chilltown, and then tried to become their ally. James was with season six, then with Chilltown, then got voted out. Danielle was against season six and Chilltown, but was part of the Legion of Doom down the stretch. George had no alliances and promised to take care of everybody. Will was in control of the game, but he didn't care about alliances at all. Janelle had the strongest alliance in the house, then stabbed them in the back, then stabbed Will in the back.

Danielle asked why it was so horrible, because they all knew her strategy since week one, and couldn't stop it, which is a good point, but then Marcellas brought up a better point when he asked "What is the difference between a floater and somebody with multiple alliances?". The difference? We'll let James answer, who said "It's the same thing." Floater/multiple alliance/floor wax/dessert topping - they are all the same!

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Couldn't they use the money they saved from Mexico to buy some real hors dourves?

Danielle continued to defend Erika, which was surprising because I thought she was hurt the hardest by Erika's betrayal. She said that she can't believe that when they talk about the way players are playing the game, Erika plays it a certain way and it's called disgusting, but Mike does it almost the same way and it's called smart. She wonders if it is because Erika is a woman, and then wonders if they are upset because they believed in her and they didn't take her out when she was up on the block multiple times.

Janelle, who has obviously decided to sell all of her logic for a one-year pass to the Old Country Buffet, said that "at least Boogie was loyal to someone", which is obviously Will. News flash for everybody involved. Mike Boogie has been friends with Will since season 2. They both live in Los Angeles, they are business partners. I am sure at one point in time they could have qualified as a common law marriage. If Erika got to bring somebody in the house that she knew for five years and spent a lot of time with outside of the Big Brother house, she could have had loyalty as well. Let's not reward the fact that the PRODUCERS of the show decided to give Will an ally after the VIEWERS voted in Dr. Will. Who else did the viewers vote into the house? That's right, it was ERIKA.

Danielle once again tried to save things a little bit by saying that there was no rule that you can't lie to people or that you can't be a floater, or that you must be loyal to somebody other than yourself to win the game. James reminded people that Big Brother is not a team sport, and Marcellas reminded everybody that there is nobody on the jury that can say that they didn't lie to somebody at some point during this game.

There was a brief discussion of Boogie's game play. Will, of course, defended Mike saying that he did what he had needed to do to win, whether that be riding on coattails, dodging bullets, or winning challenges and James chimed in that Erika didn't orchestrate anything. Uh, neither did Boogie! Anything that Boogie did in the house was part of Will's strategy, not his. When will left the house, what did Boogie orchestrate? Oh, that's right, he tried to pull a Richard Hatch in the first part of the endurance competition, and then had to scramble back for two competition wins after he realized it was one of the most retarded things he had ever done, and that's saying a lot. Remember, this is the guy who thinks that because he runs restaurants in Los Angeles, people will think he is more than a New Hampshire wigger when he wears a basketball jersey and a headband.


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