Big Brother All Stars Choose for Bad or Worse - 
by J-Unit
Janelle did have a point, saying that Chilltown ran the game, so they shouldn't deny them the winner. Then Will said that he respects Erika's game, but as a person, she disgusts him. This coming from the person who is best friends with Mike Boogie! The person who said he wanted to shit on Janelle's face! are you fucking kidding me? Will should stop worrying about his hair, which, by the way, looks like he took his styling cues from a box of Just For Men, and stop thinking that he is the center of the game. Janelle, goes further saying that Chilltown played the game on us more than we did on them, but isn't that EXACTLY what Erika did?
Just For Will
OK, obviously you can tell that I pretty much hate Mike boogie. What's even more depressing is that I don't think Erika is all that great of a finalist either, but at least she had to fight for herself. As Marcellas said, she came into this game alone, and didn't have the benefit of the of a best friend to guide her. Howie said she deserves to win more than anybody else because her game was transparent, and yet thirteen other all-stars did nothing about it. Will admitted that being part of Chilltown was a tremendous advantage, but everybody knew what they were doing as well, and getting to the end wasn't luck, it was strategy. No, actually, it was luck. Who does Chilltown have to thank? The producers for putting Mike Boogie into the house.
After all that was done, Danielle wanted to make sure nobody made this a personal decision, because she knows hot that feels. Of course, she might have tried saying that before they just spent an hour making it very personal, but I guess better late than never.
Next up? The jury questions. At this moment, I started to feel that Erika was going to lose. The discussions session before was kind of even, but you could tell by the way that many framed their questions that they didn't hold Boogie to the same standard as Erika.
Marcellas started things off asking each person what their best move in the game was. Erika said it was convincing Janelle to vote out will, and Boogie kissed Janelle's ass saying that his best move was not using his special power because it kept Janelle in the game, and he needed Janelle down the stretch to win. Actually Mike, you should thank George for being a dumbass and capitulating to your special power even though he knew he couldn't be nominated.
Next came George, who congratulated both people and then congratulated them both again for finding the love of their lives. George asked Mike if he was going to propose to Erika like he did with Christa. Mike laughed and said no, because he needed to keep the bromance up with Will. Ha ha ha. Very funny George! But after that softball to Mike, he asks Erika why she kept whispering into his ear that he was safe and then voted him out of the game.
OK, we know Chicken George is retarded, but let's go back to when he was voted out. Danielle had been eliminated, Janelle won HoH and put Erika on the block with George. Erika won veto and took herself off. After the next commercial break, the houseguests had to vote. Exactly how long was Erika supposed to be whispering into George's ear? And even if she had spent weeks saying George was safe, did he expect her to vote to evict the person that she had supposedly found true love for and George thought might marry her? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? Put George back on the slop, because at least then he can use hunger as an excuse for not being able to think.
Erika was not able to answer George's question very well, and it continued a theme. Mike was given mostly softball questions, and he was very eloquent with what he had to say. For example, Janelle asked if kissing butt and throwing competitions was part of her strategy. Again, I find this hilarious since Janelle had depended on Boogie throwing several competitions to get her in the game, but whatever. Erika said she only threw one competition, and tries to say that she would have taken Janelle to the final two, but Janelle doesn't believe her and starts waving her finger with some attitude. Hey Janelle! Just because you may eat like a sassy black woman doesn't give you the right to start wagging your finger like one.
Wow, good this joke isn't getting old....
I wish the producers would have showed Janelle's question to Mike, and they also left out James' question to Mike. James asked Erika why she thought Alison's hookup strategy was disgusting, but used the same strategy with Mike. Well, the difference, as Erika stated, was that she actually likes Mike. It may be hard for most of us to believe, but it really is true. Also, Erika only gave one person a hand job, and not multiple people, so Alison is still the bigger ho, no matter what Mike says.
Danielle asked Erika if it was her decision to get rid of her or if it was Chilltown's. I think Erika made a mistake answering this question. She tried to say that it was all her decision and she did it because she didn't think she could be Danielle, but I think that was a lie, and her explanation wasn't confident, which I think added to her appearance as incompetent and not able to come up with any strategy of her own.
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