I gave in and watched this abortion of a TV show. It frightens and sickens me at the same time.

Jonathan is very short, with a large head. I think he may be part midget and/or dwarf? Obviously there is something wrong with him. Better analyze that DNA.

Robin Antin is a beast. Better check her DNA too. I think there might be some wildabeast DNA in there.

KH

This is one of the worst reality shows ever put on television. It is painfully dull and painfully annoying.

There's no camp value to it; it's treated at face-value. So rather than seeing the amusingly queeny antics of a hair salon, we instead get the relentless self-promotion of a narcissistic jackass.

Literally, there is no point to this show other than to sell Jonathan Product. Is Bravo getting a cut? Which marketing genius decided that a show about a perpetual product launch would make for good TV? Really, how is this piece of shit on its *third* season?

After reading the last recap, which was so hilarious, I tried watching the show. Emphasis on "try" because it got tedious listening to Jonathan's monotone and his going on and on about his vacuous life. The recaps are much more entertaining than the show. BTW, I LOVED the Coming To America shout out. (Just let your SOUUUULLLL GLOWWWW! I still laugh thinking about the grease spots those people left on the couch.) If Jonathan ever tries to give someone a jheri curl, THAT's a show I would watch.

At least if his kid is gonna get thrown into the fire, he has the right name for it!

Do you think Jonathan and his sister Robin got their chin implants at the same time, holding hands as they were rolled into the operating room? I do.

I fear for Jonathan's son. I am still baffled at his rendition of Itsy Bitsy Spider. How do you f&*k that up? But the next episdoe looks good, jonathan frazzled,I hope he gets banned from NYC fashion week

This episode was boring but The Qwertz, thanks for the funny recap. I love the "just let your Soul Glowwwwwwwwwww"!! And the cry count! :)

Robin's face is SCARY. Like a 99cent store Halloween mask.

I don't think this episode could have been anymore choreographed if Jonathan's she-male sister had done it herself.

They are trying way too hard to make this massive tool look interesting.

The show claims that he is be great hairdresser who is so popular that it will take up to 4 months to get an appointment with him. Yet he goes to Sundance, which is filled with the rich and famous and the only person who wants a haircut from him is Marlee Matlin – no offense to her. Did you notice he was able to take a day and go snowboarding? Yeah he’s a hot property.

He better start working on a Rogaine type hair product for himself, before his forehead gets any bigger.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the blue part is actually the hottest part of the flame.

you got me. see, this is why i am engaged in corporate law, and not astrophysics--now kids, for your lesson of the day:

Color tells us about the temperature of a candle flame. The outer core of the candle flame is light blue -- 1670 K (1400 °C). That is the hottest part of the flame. The color inside the flame becomes yellow, orange and finally red. The further you reach to the center of the flame, the lower the temperature will be. The red portion is around 1070 K (800 °C). The reason there is this variation in a candle's flame color is because air convection pulls the warmer gasses upwards.

transsphenoidal hypophysectomy--is that for real?hahaha..
'Seriously, when can we see the Donald bear hug Carolyn? Anyone? Bueller?' LMFAO!!ha! hilarious!
oh so many good ones qwertz
'And after hearing the song so many times, no, I don't wish my girlfriend was hot like you. Suck it.'
LOL good thing no one was around my cubicle.
i've decided to say screw it and not watch the show and just read the recaps. i loves it!!!