Clipgasm: Hot Paula-on-Paula Action Edition - 
by B-side
American Idol, FOX; The Real World, MTV, 4/18/06
Click on the Paulas to play.
Which Paula is crazier? Paula Abdul or Paula from The Real World: Key West? They both were pretty loopy last night. You be the judge.


Comments
Good question B-Side. :) It's hard to judge though because Paula Abdul is more the antidepressant drug-abuser kind of crazy while Paula from RW Key West is just severely lacking nutrients - Bitch is hungry! And fucking stupid.
Posted by: stacyrocks
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April 19, 2006 5:34 PM(#1 of 8)
Oh dear. Mr Holland's Opus? WTF?
Posted by: The Svan
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April 19, 2006 6:12 PM(#2 of 8)
Is it just me, or does anyone else think Paula Abdul said KERRY Connick Jr? I don't think she's saying an H there.
Posted by: Silver559
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April 19, 2006 7:05 PM(#3 of 8)
C'mon, it's pretty clear who's crazier.
Paula Abdul is just a drunk. Plus they make her improvise on TV in front of a live audience. It's not that easy, unless you're drunk so that the words start flowing. Downside of being drunk is you make less sense.
Paula Walnuts, on the other hand, is certifiable. If she were animated she's be in the Loony Tunes. If she were musically inclined she'd be in the band Crazytown. She just smothered Jack Nicholson with a pillow and then threw a sink through the window to escape.
This chick needs more than a therapist. She needs a whole team of doctors working around the clock, studying her, thinking about her... Paula Walnuts is cracked.
Posted by: J-Balls
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April 19, 2006 8:51 PM(#4 of 8)
Awww, I feel sorry for them, tripping all over words and such. I do that sometimes. I think they need is hugs. You know, someone invented this jacket that makes you sort of hug yourself; I think it only comes in canvas white though.
Silver559, Paula Abdul's saying "...like Harry", which runs (or slurs if you want to say) together to sound like "Kerry".
Posted by: raggedy_andy
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April 20, 2006 2:43 AM(#5 of 8)
"This is why I hate people!"
And this is why people hate you.
Posted by: nocable
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April 20, 2006 6:28 AM(#6 of 8)
Paula from RW is straight up crazy ... while agreed that Paula Abdul is really just a pill popping drunk.
Paula A. is amusing to watch you never know whats coming next but its easy to laugh at her, while Paula RW is rather painful to watch in an amusing sort of way. You want to laugh be feel its just so wrong to.
Posted by: D-Hoffs
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April 20, 2006 9:41 AM(#7 of 8)
Yes, Paula Abdul is just crazy in that lovable, "I just popped a couple of Xanax during cocktail hour" kind of way. It's just so funny when you compare her slurred, drugged speech of recent shows to her much more pulled-together self of the early Idol episodes.
As for the other Paula - haven't seen the episodes, but bitch sounds like a damn whackjob.
Posted by: StopMakingSense
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April 20, 2006 11:36 AM(#8 of 8)